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Barry White
Jun 28, 2008

Luke Skywalker kills Han Solo's son at the climax of Episode VII
Maybe if he'd have bathed his dog things would have been different?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7yLZJ7A6Y

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Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Dogs Are Real Good

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
Never been a fan of dogs myself, per-se

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Eifert Posting posted:

Get an old hound from a shelter. Old hound dogs are the best.

Confirmed. Old hounds are good dogs

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

thatbastardken posted:

here are the dogs that are in my house atm:





nice dogs op :D

oak meadows
Aug 9, 2014

With each post I strive to improve my technique
i try to get as many as i can

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
Good thread imo, aligns with my philosophy, voted 5.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

thatbastardken posted:

here are the dogs that are in my house atm:





nice dogs

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

im sitting here, thinking about dogs and smiling

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Eifert Posting posted:

My dog is a dick. He's like 4000 miles away from me. Why the hell are you over there, dog?





Bad dog. :smith:

this dog is good

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
Here is my dog.



He's tired.

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012

Avshalom posted:

Here is my dog.



He's tired.

hmm.... i like this dog

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Guys help my parents just sent me this picture of my dog and they're demanding a ransom but I don't deal with terrorists help



Wow, you suck phone app.

Demora fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Nov 13, 2014

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Scruffy dogs, best dogs.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
dat cherry eye

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger
Whenever I see a picture of a pug, I just feel intense pity. Anyone else get that with pugs...?

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Whenever I see a picture of a pug, I just feel intense pity. Anyone else get that with pugs...?

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

That poor thing.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Top Bunk Wanker posted:

That poor thing.

Selective breeding has turned the dog into a creature that just wasn't meant to be.

This pug has lost the ability to stand:



This one has lost it's motor control function:



These pugs have turned on their masters:



I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012



i also like this sort of dog, the kind of dog that is kind of squished, but not too squished

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Whenever I see a picture of a pug, I just feel intense pity. Anyone else get that with pugs...?

i feel this way about many breeds

Zenithbliss
Oct 22, 2007


Dogs are ok I suppose

Dr Ozziemandius
Apr 28, 2011

Ozzie approves
Dogs are the kind of thing you'd like, if you like that kind of thing.

Tasty_Crayon
Jul 29, 2006
Same story, different version.

thatbastardken posted:

here are the dogs that are in my house atm:





Suzi is a good dog with good ears.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Schnazi dogs can be fun too.

`

Honoring the fuhrer




One eyed jack, originally named Fury, possibly after Nick.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Selective breeding has turned the dog into a creature that just wasn't meant to be.

This pug has lost the ability to stand:



This one has lost it's motor control function:



These pugs have turned on their masters:





I can't believe this kind of cruelty exists in our world... I'm gonna need some more examples.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Top Bunk Wanker posted:

I can't believe this kind of cruelty exists in our world... I'm gonna need some more examples.

A more recent phenomena, these poor dogs have lost their natural instincts and now compensate by emulating the creatures they see around them.





I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012


good dog

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Matoi Ryuko posted:

A more recent phenomena, these poor dogs have lost their natural instincts and now compensate by emulating the creatures they see around them.







I like dogs but what are these? they lack many of the essential traits of a dog, such as not being approximately a sphere.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Matoi Ryuko posted:

A more recent phenomena, these poor dogs have lost their natural instincts and now compensate by emulating the creatures they see around them.







The end of our world has come.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Top Bunk Wanker posted:

The end of our world has come.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
I'm sorry to have to break it to you guys but...

dogs are smelly.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Ema Nymton posted:

I'm sorry to have to break it to you guys but...

dogs are smelly.

:captainpop:

poo poo time to abort dog ownership.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
I fed my dog too many eggs and he smelt like pancake batter for a week or so.

My Lil Parachute
Jul 30, 2014

by XyloJW

Ema Nymton posted:

I'm sorry to have to break it to you guys but...

dogs are smelly

Only the lovely ones. Primitive breeds 4 lyfe.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Avshalom posted:

I fed my dog too many eggs and he smelt like pancake batter for a week or so.

I have a yankee candle that smells just like this. I approve.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Dr Scoofles posted:

I have a yankee candle that smells just like this. I approve.

Ah yes, a line of dog smells. Such as 'Frito Feet', 'Just Back From The Groomer', 'Fresh In From Playing In Leaves', and 'Puppy Breath'.

Also, anyone who recommends a floopy or hairy eared dog as 'odorless' has obviously never smelled an ear infection, or done any ear plucking.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

Suspect Bucket posted:

Ah yes, a line of dog smells. Such as 'Frito Feet', 'Just Back From The Groomer', 'Fresh In From Playing In Leaves', and 'Puppy Breath'.

Also, anyone who recommends a floopy or hairy eared dog as 'odorless' has obviously never smelled an ear infection, or done any ear plucking.

My dog's feet smell like human feet. I've never experienced this frito feet sensation. I feel like I'm missing out :(

Butthead
May 31, 2011
My dog couldn't take proper care for me and he dropped me off at a shelter :(

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
My dogs feet usually smell like old leather.

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