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Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial
Post ways in which gaming and gaming memes have destroyed your brain

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

When my girlfriend fucks another man, I nod sagely and say "the cuck meme."

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
not sure what eye of the tiger has to do with gaming, op

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Prodigal T-REX posted:

not sure what eye of the tiger has to do with gaming, op

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
that is a rage comic character, not sure what it has to do with gaming either, op

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

When my girlfriend fucks another man, I nod sagely and say "the cuck meme."

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYJnA026QB0

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ristolaz posted:

Post ways in which gaming and gaming memes have destroyed your brain

I now assume all games are bad.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Video games have improved my brain.

ellic
Apr 28, 2009

I never asked for this

Grimey Drawer
lol if you don't stack rank your friends based on their MMR

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

ellic posted:

lol if you don't stack rank your friends based on their MMR

measles, mumps and rubella?

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
This was a triumph

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

whenever i read the word submit i hear ansem from kingdom hearts in my head because in the fight with him on the beach he always spammed that move where his shadow dude grabbed you and he yelled SUBMIT and i played that fight like 30 times over the course of a week because i wanted to hear simple and clean again and this was before youtube was invented

welp thats my post

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Endorph posted:

whenever i read the word submit i hear ansem from kingdom hearts in my head because in the fight with him on the beach he always spammed that move where his shadow dude grabbed you and he yelled SUBMIT and i played that fight like 30 times over the course of a week because i wanted to hear simple and clean again and this was before youtube was invented

welp thats my post
Thanks for clicking submit.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

Thanks for clicking submit.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i bob my head like doom guy

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Thanks for clicking submit.
You should hear this post in the voice of the girl in Deus Ex who says "thanks for getting me in!"

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I'm making an note here: HUGE SUCCESS!

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

getting the chance to ride a jet ski in real life once as a kid and my foremost thought was "I want to play waverace when I get home"

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
there was a period where i was getting spontaneous nosebleeds and i would be like "welp, hold on a sec, i'm bioshock infinite"

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Cyra posted:

there was a period where i was getting spontaneous nosebleeds and i would be like "welp, hold on a sec, i'm bioshock infinite"

this made me laugh but I hope you are ok now friend

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

FactsAreUseless posted:

When my girlfriend fucks another man, I nod sagely and say "the cuck meme."

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I carry sand with me wherever I go in case I fall into a hole or spike pit.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I was playing Half-Life 2: Episode 2 and drinking a glass of cranberry juice. I quick-saved and then finished off my cranberry juice. Later, when I reloaded, I excitedly looked at my glass of cranberry juice, as if it would be replenished.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sir John Feelgood posted:

I was playing Half-Life 2: Episode 2 and drinking a glass of cranberry juice. I quick-saved and then finished off my cranberry juice. Later, when I reloaded, I excitedly looked at my glass of cranberry juice, as if it would be replenished.
Was it?

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

The time spent idly watching out of a vehicle's window imagining a bike running across the landscape increased by tenfold in a period where I was extensively playing Elastomania

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

*villain burns down my home village*
Me: Ugh, is this a thing now?
*villain conquers the capital city with his dragon army*
Me: Ugh, is this a thing now?
*villain captures the princess and throws me in prison*
Me: Ugh, is this a thing now?
*villain tries to murder me with robot guards*
Me: Ugh, is this a thing now?

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial
When a girl talks to me instead of saying a good answer I fall down and start rolling back and forth on the ground, because I spent about 25 yuears of my life playting video games

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Ristolaz posted:

When a girl talks to me instead of saying a good answer I fall down and start rolling back and forth on the ground, because I spent about 25 yuears of my life playting video games

oh look out, I'm an excellent fighter.

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

It's the

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

*clicks the repeat button and gets snuggled into bed*

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ristolaz posted:

Post ways in which gaming and gaming memes have destroyed your brain

My mexican co-worker asked me what does "It is what it is" mean and I couldn't answer for about 30 seconds. Farewell.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Ristolaz posted:

*clicks the repeat button and gets snuggled into bed*

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Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

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