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Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

do lps even happen here? cyoa lps are fun right? human being. friend of the family.

quote:

A wiseguy? A goodfella? A mobster? Sure, you can call me any of those. I've been a member of a major crime family for a long time now. Normally I'd never tell anyone about my life, but I can trust you, right?

Don't ask me about my ancestry. Yakuza, Russian Mob, Sicilian, Mexican Cartel�race doesn't matter as much as it used to. Some traditions still hold. We have a boss whom we call the Don, our captains are called caporegimes and the made men and women are called soldiers. Hell, we even have the Five Families in New Daria, just like New York, right?

No, they aren't THE Five Families. It's just a coincidence that five different organizations run the city like they do in the Big Apple. It was like that before I was born. I came from�

�a wealthy upper-class family.
�a normal middle-class family.
�a poor lower-class family.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:48

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:09

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Goku

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:50

Plebian Parasite: Oct 12, 2012

middle class

# ? Nov 13, 2014 04:22

Plebian Parasite: Oct 12, 2012

zen death robot posted:

what?! that wasnt one of the choices

plus goku would be a bad choice for a mobster due to his upstanding morals and sense of fair play

# ? Nov 13, 2014 05:24

BoredDG: Aug 10, 2013

We are poor

# ? Nov 13, 2014 05:28

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

The choice of games are really good. Voted goku

# ? Nov 13, 2014 10:52

Mach2: Feb 28, 2014

BoredDG posted:

We are poor

# ? Nov 13, 2014 10:58

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

be fancy old money criminal

# ? Nov 13, 2014 11:02

CaptainFish: Mar 31, 2011; It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!

Poor fam.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:11

mabels big day: Feb 25, 2012

i vote upper class

# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:13

Funkstar Deluxe: May 7, 2007; 「☆☆☆」

poor por favor

# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:17

Swelter Discharge: Mar 21, 2013

Lemming posted:

Goku

# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:21

Swelter Discharge: Mar 21, 2013

WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

The choice of games are really good. Voted goku

# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:21

Pewdiepie: Oct 31, 2010

Op abandoned his Let's play so now a moderator must fulfill his duty & ban him forever.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 23:00

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

I vote Poor People

# ? Nov 13, 2014 23:06

BoredDG: Aug 10, 2013

Pewdiepie posted:

Op abandoned his Let's play so now a moderator must fulfill his duty & ban him forever.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 00:50

SnotGrumble: Jun 4, 2003; All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

Poor.
We gotta make this guy a bruiser when we get the chance. Just a giant intimidating meathead that takes no poo poo.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 03:34

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

oh gently caress thats right, i made a lp on imp zone cause i was bored and am a colossal unrelenting human being. lets do this.

�a poor lower-class family.

quote:

The apartment I grew up in was dirty and the plumbing was always giving us trouble. My clothes were secondhand and I never got any of the cool toys I saw on TV. The neighborhood was noisy and dangerous. It was no wonder that I started a life of crime at a young age.
(Streetwise +20 and Criminal Reputation +10)

My parents were regular people. They weren't saints, but they certainly didn't have any connections to organized crime or anything like that. They tried to raise me to be a moral and well-adjusted little�

�boy.
�girl.

thanks for the epic sig el spider

# ? Nov 14, 2014 03:36

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

girl

# ? Nov 14, 2014 03:41

Schnedwob: Feb 28, 2014; my legs are okay

Girl. let's be a tough dame with a cool gaze and a heart fulla moxie

# ? Nov 14, 2014 03:41

Pewdiepie: Oct 31, 2010

Oh hell yea! Can't wait for the sexy fan art. LEt's do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Nov 14, 2014 03:44

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Girl.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 03:44

SnotGrumble: Jun 4, 2003; All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

Boy.
It's called Goodfellas not Gooddames.
There's nothing intimidating about some loving broad.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 04:17

BoredDG: Aug 10, 2013

Life of a Momster

# ? Nov 14, 2014 04:39

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

�girl.

quote:

You find that funny? A female gangster? Times are changing. I wasn't the first woman to be "made", you know. But sure, we aren't that common.

My family was well-known in our neighborhood. No, not my criminal family. I'm referring to my parents and myself. They were the ones who named me�

Marissa.
Jennifer.
Sophia.
Something else.

if u want something else say what.

thanks for the epic sig el spider

# ? Nov 14, 2014 04:58

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

put all the points in legal

something else ; j-lo

# ? Nov 14, 2014 05:20

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Goku

# ? Nov 14, 2014 05:24

SnotGrumble: Jun 4, 2003; All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

Taint Reaper.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 13:45

Funkstar Deluxe: May 7, 2007; 「☆☆☆」

Name the girl Michelle Obama

# ? Nov 14, 2014 14:02

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Name the girl fhqwhgads

# ? Nov 14, 2014 14:38

Pewdiepie: Oct 31, 2010

Bump.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 04:03

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

SnotGrumble posted:

Taint Reaper.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 04:08

El Wombato: Mar 19, 2008; Mexican Marsupial

get ye flask

# ? Nov 15, 2014 04:09

Schnedwob: Feb 28, 2014; my legs are okay

I would like her name to be Impette.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 04:34

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

Taint Reaper

quote:

I remember the first time I was involved in a crime. I was eight years old. A couple of friends and I were at a local convenience store. It was stupid kid stuff. Even my best friend was there�

A boy named Tyler.
A girl named Taylor.

first reply wins.

thanks for the epic sig el spider

# ? Nov 15, 2014 04:55

ArchWizard: Mar 27, 2009; There's the Roy I know ~~and love~~.

Grrl power

# ? Nov 15, 2014 04:59

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

ive been thinking: suikoden 2 is good. luca blight is probs the best video game bad guy. hes cool.

A girl named Taylor.

quote:

Taylor was a scrawny and excitable little girl with messy black hair.

"Just take it," the leader of our little group said with a sneer, forcing the candy bar into my hands.

He was a boy named Alex.
She was a girl named Alexis.

first reply wins, again

thanks for the epic sig el spider

# ? Nov 15, 2014 05:01

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

alexis

# ? Nov 15, 2014 05:02

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

alright back to the normal democratic american way

She was a girl named Alexis.

quote:

She was always doing poo poo like that. At that age, Alexis was bigger, stronger and meaner than Taylor or myself. For a bunch of little kids, most of the time that was enough to make us follow her. She was tall, slender, and had long blond hair. She looked like the poster girl for the perfect all-American girl.

Taylor had already shoved a bar into her own pocket. Although she tried to look nonchalant, I could see that she was scared and nervous.

I took the bar and put it in my pocket.
I pushed it back at Alexis and glared menacingly at her.
"This is dumb," I said to Taylor, dropping the candy on the ground.

thanks for the epic sig el spider

# ? Nov 15, 2014 05:05

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:09

SnotGrumble: Jun 4, 2003; All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

Take the candy bar. If the shopkeeper gives you lip, punch him in the mouth and spit on him.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 05:45

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