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Remember, kids, when you buy a new machine, it needs a sexy girl's name (or sexy dude's name, depending on your preference), otherwise it just gets weird when you're watching porn. (At least that's how I see it.) Name: Millie Type: Laptop Role: Battlestation Model: Acer Aspire E OS: Windows 8.1 64-bit CPU: Intel Core i5 4x 1.8 GHz (x64) GPU: Intel HD 4000 (1.8 GB) Sound: Realtek HD Audio Memory: 4GB Storage: 500GB main HDD, 1TB external, SD card reader, DVD-RAM Connectivity: HSDPA 1.0 dongle, 802.11b/g wireless adapter Name: Claire Type: Laptop Role: Older machine I'm selling cheap to a friend Model: Acer Aspire One OS: Windows 8 Pro 32-bit CPU: Intel Atom N550 4x 1.5 GHz (x86) GPU: Intel GMA Sound: Realtek HD Audio Memory: 2GB Storage: 500GB main HDD, SD card reader Connectivity: 802.11b/g wireless adapter
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Those are some shameful systems, friend. Let me show you how this is done: Name: MONOLITH Type: Giant black rectangle Role: Computer Model: Custom-built in an NZXT H630 silent case CPU: Intel Core i7 4790K (4.0Ghz) cooled with an NZXT Kraken X61 water cooler GPU: Gigabyte Geforce GTX 680 2GB and Intel HD 4600 (second monitor and QuickSync) RAM: 16GB (2x8GB) G.Skill Ares DDR3-2400 Motherboard: Asus Z97-Deluxe Sound: Realtek ALC1150 with high isolation Storage: Samsung 840 Evo 1TB SSD, Seagate LP 4TB HDD Connectivity: Intel i218-V GigE with CAT7 (shielded for physical integrity, not signal) to Asus RT-AC66R router, Broadcom Wireless-AC (not in use) OS: Windows 8.1 64-bit Good Gamin' Rigs should have strong, masculine names so its like you're watching porn with your best bro. You should be secure enough with your heterosexuality to be okay with things getting a little gay sometimes. Alereon fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Nov 13, 2014 |
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Linux Server Intel 4930k 32 GB of ram 2x Samsung 850 pro SSD 8x3 TB hard drive mac pro 1 tb drive, baby processor, 96 GB ram upgrayedd 13 inch air with 8 GB of ram and 256 gb sad softlayer machine 4x8GB Kingston 8GB DDR3 1Rx4 2.1GHz Intel Xeon-IvyBridge (E5-2620-V2-HexCore) 2x4 TB drive 2x256 GB ssd
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Nov 13, 2014 20:19
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uhh i have a macbook air and an ipad, dunno about this other nerd poo poo
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General 2G Network GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 - all models CDMA 800 / 1700 / 1900 / 2100 - A1533 (CDMA), A1453 3G Network HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1700 / 1900 / 2100 - A1533 (GSM), A1453 CDMA2000 1xEV-DO - A1533 (CDMA), A1453 HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1900 / 2100 - A1457, A1530 4G Network LTE 700/800/850/900/1700/1800/1900/2100 (1/2/3/4/5/8/13/17/19/20/25) - A1533 (GSM), A1533 (CDMA) LTE 700/800/850/900/1700/1800/1900/2100 (1/2/3/4/5/8/13/17/18/19/20/25/26) - A1453 LTE 800 / 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 / 2100 / 2600 (1/2/3/5/7/8/20) - A1457 LTE 800/850/900/1800/1900/2100/2600 TD-LTE 1900/2300/2600 (1/2/3/5/7/8/20/38/39/40) - A1530 SIM Nano-SIM Announced 2013, September Status Available. Released 2013, September Body Dimensions 123.8 x 58.6 x 7.6 mm (4.87 x 2.31 x 0.30 in) Weight 112 g (3.95 oz) - 500 dpi pixel density fingerprint sensor (Touch ID) Display Type LED-backlit IPS LCD, capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors Size 640 x 1136 pixels, 4.0 inches (~326 ppi pixel density) Multitouch Yes Protection Corning Gorilla Glass, oleophobic coating Sound Alert types Vibration, proprietary ringtones Loudspeaker Yes 3.5mm jack Yes Memory Card slot No Internal 16/32/64 GB, 1 GB RAM DDR3 Data GPRS Yes EDGE Yes Speed HSPA 42.2/5.76 Mbps, LTE Cat3 100/50 Mbps, EV-DO Rev.A 3.1 Mbps WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi hotspot Bluetooth v4.0, A2DP USB v2.0 Camera Primary 8 MP, 3264 x 2448 pixels, autofocus, dual-LED (dual tone) flash, check quality Features 1/3'' sensor size, 1.5 µm pixel size, simultaneous HD video and image recording, touch focus, geo-tagging, face/smile detection, HDR (photo/panorama) Video 1080p@30fps, 720p@120fps, check quality Secondary 1.2 MP, 720p@30fps, face detection, FaceTime over Wi-Fi or Cellular Features OS iOS 7, upgradable to iOS 7.1.2, upgradable to iOS 8.1 Chipset Apple A7 CPU Dual-core 1.3 GHz Cyclone (ARM v8-based) GPU PowerVR G6430 (quad-core graphics) Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass Messaging iMessage, SMS (threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Email Browser HTML5 (Safari) Radio No GPS Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS Java No Colors Space Gray, White/Silver, Gold - Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic - Siri natural language commands and dictation - iCloud cloud service - iCloud Keychain - TV-out - Maps - Audio/video player/editor - Organizer - Document viewer/editor - Photo viewer/editor - Voice memo/dial/command - Predictive text input Battery Non-removable Li-Po 1560 mAh battery (5.92 Wh) Stand-by Up to 250 h (2G) / Up to 250 h (3G) Talk time Up to 10 h (2G) / Up to 10 h (3G) Music play Up to 40 h Misc SAR US 1.12 W/kg (head) 1.18 W/kg (body) SAR EU 1.00 W/kg (head) 0.80 W/kg (body) Price group [About 440 EUR] Tests Performance Basemark OS II: 1089 / Basemark X: 13565 Display Contrast ratio: 1219:1 (nominal) / 3.565:1 (sunlight) Camera Photo / Video Loudspeaker Voice 68dB / Noise 66dB / Ring 69dB Audio quality Noise -93.6dB / Crosstalk -90.3dB Battery life Endurance rating 54h
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Performance Specifications 700 GH/s nominal performance ( + / - 10% ) 490w (0.7w/GH conservative estimate) Connectivity USB 2.0 - Monarch cards can be used as an external computer peripheral and chained via USB hub. In this mode the Bitcoin Mining Hardware can be controlled via standard Linux or Windows computer. PCI-Express - Monarch cards consume two PCI slots when installed in a standard ATX motherboard. Mining Software compatibility EasyMiner software compatibility is coming. BFGminer - Open source available CGminer - Open source available Flexible Form Factor Our new form factor is a significant advancement in bitcoin mining cost efficiency. The size, connectivity and power consumption have been tuned to allow effortless deployment using common off the shelf parts. It is mounted on a sled for easy deployment on the shelf using USB connectivity. It can also be removed from the sled and mounted internally on PCI slot. Both options require appropriate power supply. Shipping Schedule Sorry, at this time we’ve closed pre-orders as we’re shipping products to the backlog of current orders. Once we’re ready to ship new orders we’ll open up ordering again. We suggest you subscribe to our email list to be notified when products are ready for general order shipping. Dimensions: Weight: 1 lb. 5.5 oz Dimensions: 12.4" x 5.5" x 2.36" Warranty: This unit’s system board has one year warranty from manufacture defect or component failure. Institutional Pricing: If you would like to purchase $150,000 or more in hardware, please contact Dave McClain for institutional pricing: 913-710-4865
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Nov 13, 2014 20:27
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name: laptop type: laptop cpu: intel os: microsoft
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this thread is meaningless without pics of sw8 rigs adorned top to bottom in big bap anime stickers
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Name: Kaladin Type: Laptop Role: Primary work computer Model: 2014 MacBook Air OS: timb's own Mac OS X Yosemite CPU: 1.4 GHz Intel Core i5 GPU: Intel HD Graphics 5000 1536 MB Sound: whatever the gently caress comes standard Memory: 4 GB Storage: 128 GB Solid State Connectivity: 802.11b/g wireless adapter Name: Sazed Type: Custom Desktop Role:  Gaming Rig Model: Custom built, ASUS P8Z77-V motherboard OS: Windows 7 Professional Edition CPU: 3.4 GHz Intel Core i5-3570K Ivy Bridge GPU: EVGA GeForce GTX 560 Ti Sound: ASUS Xonar DG 5.1 Memory: 8 GB Storage: 1 TB Connectivity: 802.11b/g wireless adapter, onboard ethernet adaptor these are unironically my computers because im cool enough to post real specs in the 'pos
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fine gently caress you all mid 2014 rmbp called powerbook i7/3000 3.0 i7, 16gb ram, 256gb storage also still have my old 2010 mbp called powerbook duo/2400 hangin around 2.4 core 2 duo, 8gb ram, 512gb storage 13" screens on both custom desktop, dunno name, give me suggstions for a retro name like above i5 4670k, 24gb of ram (yeah yeah whatever), 500gb ssd + 2tb hdd, gtx 770, intel/nvidia super supremacy monitors or something but for real what's a good name for the desktop to be like an old computer name but not
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can we laugh at all the idiots who have spent way too much on computers for children
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ScreamingLlama posted:Remember, kids, when you buy a new machine, it needs a sexy girl's name (or sexy dude's name, depending on your preference), otherwise it just gets weird when you're watching porn. (At least that's how I see it.) get the gently caress out.
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name: katherine (with a k) type: laptop (very thin) role: i dont have other computers model: macbook air 2013 os: the freshest os x cpu: some kind of intel idk, apparently two cores gpu: it doesnt whirr so i assume its just not there sound: vaporwave and anime ops memory: enough to make me wait a month for the upgraded model storage: way too small connectivity: there are usb ports
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i do not currently own a graphics card because my current case is too small for it and im too lazy/stupid to get the rest of the parts i need
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power botton posted:can we laugh at all the idiots who have spent way too much on computers for children agreed, the line is $5000
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Widdiful posted:i do not currently own a graphics card because my current case is too small for it and im too lazy/stupid to get the rest of the parts i need
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Alereon posted:Those are some shameful systems, friend. I don't know about that, Millie can run Sims 3 with all the settings on full so she can't be that bad. I'm actually bi so watching porn with a guy wouldn't faze me, but I still prefer giving my computers girls' names.
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ScreamingLlama posted:I don't know about that, Millie can run Sims 3 with all the settings on full so she can't be that bad. im putty riot
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Name: bojangles Type: Desktop Role: 2sick2nasty gaming enthusiast computer Model: CUSTOM OS: Windows® 7 Ultimate, Steve Ballmer Edition CPU: Intel® Core™ i5 2500k 3.3GHz (x64) GPU: AMD® ATI® Radeon™ R9 270X Sound: Realtek® HD Audio Memory: 8GB Storage: 256GB SSD, 500GB Hard Drive Connectivity: 2 (!) Ethernet Ports
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Alereon posted:they have decent small graphics cards now fyi: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814487025, its not much longer than the pcie slot. or http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814125680 if you have a thin case. thanks but ive already bought a new graphics card and case, just waiting on the os
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Name: joestar Type: laptop Role: battle programming and battle cjing Model: some cheap lenovo OS: fedora 20 I seriously don't know the rest
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 don't know why it doesn't list the 256gb hard drive on there
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Alereon posted:Those are some shameful systems, friend. Let me show you how this is done: edited for 58 minutes
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u appear to be from the future op
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JFairfax posted:
can't wait for 10.10.10
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Name: rocky processor: rock ram: also rock HDD: a terrabyte display: rock nerves: steel
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theadder posted:edited for 58 minutes
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i didn't read this thread but my computer is: intel i5 4670 3.4GHz ati r9-270x (some msi hawk version with a super quiet cooler, it was the quietest card at the time) samsung 840 evo 250GB Fractal Design Define Mini case 16gb ram
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main 2012 mac mini server edition 2.3 GHz quad 16GB of ram maxxed 512GB ssd 1tb hard drive a bunch of external drives router 2007 mac mini running centos 7 i use to have a gaming computer but then realized i hated windows and didn't game and the power use sucked now all my computers are silent, can fit in a shoebox and cost <$40 a year to run 24/7
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Captain Foo posted:peenz0r
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wow!! finally a thread where I can post my sweet specs 
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Silver Alicorn posted:sweet specs hmmmm
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