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Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

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Also fuckin laffo Chris Kelly is bad

e: why wasn't he a compliance buyout again

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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
the good: Ben bishop

the bad: lightning SOG ratio

the ugly: black lightning jerseys. also Tyler Kennedy.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
That was almost some standard end-of-period-Bruins-bullshit but Svedberg decided against that.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Svedberg is really a French name, right?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

that typical habs 1st period

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Serisothikos posted:

e: why wasn't he a compliance buyout again

Dude I still don't get it either. :shrug: Dude is so ... average... boring... ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

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Rene Bork posted:

Svedberg is really a French name, right?

C'vètbôurges

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
Nothing surprising there, Habs getting outboxed fearsomely at even strength and failing on the powerplay

Good thing we have old man Gonchar out there, who literally every time he was near the play drew comments (from NESN) regarding how bad he looked

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!
Someone post a vid of the habs singer, so I can watch that instead

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
(I tackle Michel Therrien off a perilous catwalk, sending us both freefalling into a vat of noxious mutagenic chemicals)

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

2015-2016
2016-2017
2017-2018
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE
So Habs back-up goalie* is Bruins kryptonite while Habs is Bruins starting goalies kryptonite.. It makes sense in a weird way.









*Any back-up goalie really but let's ignore that.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

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Pancakes by Mail posted:

Nothing surprising there, Habs getting outboxed fearsomely at even strength and failing on the powerplay

Good thing we have old man Gonchar out there, who literally every time he was near the play drew comments (from NESN) regarding how bad he looked

this year I'm thankful for the Montreal front office

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
As I breach the roiling green surface, my now horridly wilted multimouth shrieks in pyrrhic triumph. My ancient enemy is defeated

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
TJ Oshie scores off a real soft wrister from the point. Steve Ott then takes a dumb penalty, although Neal should've been whistled for embellishment too.

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
"I asked the Forum to send, right away, a hundred, MILLION ghosts, to come and take away Michel Therrien."

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Pancakes by Mail posted:

As I breach the roiling green surface, my now horridly wilted multimouth shrieks in pyrrhic triumph. My ancient enemy is defeated

Congrats on your exciting new career as The Joker.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
This Wild/Sabres game is a shooting clinic.

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

2015-2016
2016-2017
2017-2018
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE

Serisothikos posted:

Also fuckin laffo Chris Kelly is bad

e: why wasn't he a compliance buyout again

Imagine what Bruins could have gotten for Kelly or Paille instead of trading Boychuk... :(




Yeah yeah I know that they needed to get rid of a D man and get more cap space for a forward and nobody could have known that the mountain that skates will fall and now I'm just making myself sad.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
2 shots on goal

2 goals

what the gently caress, Wild?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Sabres and Wild are tied at 2

it's only been 7 minutes

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Serisothikos posted:

Also fuckin laffo Chris Kelly is bad

e: why wasn't he a compliance buyout again

Because he's not bad

TBC
Jan 12, 2006

Glazers gonna Glaze
This Sabres Wild game is insane. 3 goals in 17 seconds.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass

Fateo McMurray posted:

Because he's not bad

At his price he's bad

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

This Sabres-Wild sure is a game. I love all of it.

Kuemper's S% was 0.000 when he was pulled, 2 goals allowed. Nice.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!
:siren: Taaaanggssss

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
the wild are delivering on my investment

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
this game is eroding my confidence of the nhl in general, and we just scored

Bliggers-
Dec 1, 2006
Back in business

Wonderllama posted:

the good: Ben bishop

the bad: lightning SOG ratio

the ugly: black lightning jerseys. also Tyler Kennedy.

You're supposed to wear black, not knock off Leaf jerseys

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
With that weak interference call on Lindstrom, you'd think they would call an obvious trip on Ellis there but whatever

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Serisothikos posted:

At his price he's bad

Slightly overpaid but so is most of the NHL

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
More goals for the Goal God, Da Mesh.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

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Fateo McMurray posted:

Slightly overpaid but so is most of the NHL

His contract was 2-3 years too long.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Serisothikos posted:

His contract was 2-3 years too long.

I'm ok with the length, just wish it was for less $$$

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
i have no faith in our goal tenders

Lobsterboy
Aug 18, 2003

start smoking (what's up, gold?)
I cooked up some home-made sweet and sour chicken, listening to the game, and god drat do I hate that AT&T "WHY YES, IM SURE, I SPEAK FLUENT SPELLING ERRORS" or whatever, makes me want to throw my ipod out the window.

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
the blues just scored the strangest goal i've ever seen

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
That deserves a penalty shot and it didn't need to happen

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

lol Weise

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
LMAO Weise penalty shot.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Time for the most exciting play in hockey!(tm)

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