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Libertad!
Oct 30, 2013

You can have the last word, but I'll have the last laugh!

Azran posted:

At the same time, isn't Pathfinder the game where pretty much every classic monster (ogres, orcs, etc) reproduce through rape first and foremost?

Not every one, only a few come to mind. Although that was in their earlier works, and when people pointed out various problems through the years Paizo took a different direction on things in later works.

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Pulsedragon
Aug 5, 2013

Libertad! posted:

Not every one, only a few come to mind. Although that was in their earlier works, and when people pointed out various problems through the years Paizo took a different direction on things in later works.

Except for This thing. It's pretty recent.

Azran
Sep 3, 2012

And what should one do to be remembered?
Oh, that's nice to hear actually.

Anyways, grog chat.

On a topic named "My attributes... too many?" posted:

14? Probably a few too many for practical reasons. Though my current game i'm working on has over a hundred, but I stopped checking. Only about 3-6 matter at any given time or character and many just overlap.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Pulsedragon posted:

Except for This thing. It's pretty recent.

Yeah, if I had to name a problem with Paizo in terms of sexism, I'd probably identify their issues with Sexy Lady Rape Monsters. Even back into Dungeon rereads, you get a ton of really unnecessary succubi, which only get more terrible when they have to bear plot weight. The fifth module in Rise of the Runelords is hosed straight up by its succubus content, and when I read that the second module in Shattered Star revolved around loving succubi, I kind of just stopped buying Adventure Paths.

This is probably not the biggest social-justice problem with Paizo -- that honor still goes to their reliance on really awful racial stereotypes for a "pulp" feel, so the pseudo-Africans speak "pidgin" and one of the major in-game ethnic groups are whimsical magical gypsy criminals -- but it's definitely an issue. I enjoy PF reasonably well for when I want crunchy dungeon-bashing, but a lot of Paizo's output is a goddamn embarrassment.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT
Grognards.TXT: Neo-Stalinist Groupthink

Also, noted cargo cult pseudo-designer and plagiarist RPGPundit continues to be almost as funny on G+ as he is on his own blog/forums.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

Error 404 posted:

Grognards.TXT: Neo-Stalinist Groupthink

Also, noted cargo cult pseudo-designer and plagiarist RPGPundit continues to be almost as funny on G+ as he is on his own blog/forums.

Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Like when he tells Desborough to gently caress off with his poo poo.

Pundowski posted:

for gently caress's sake stop trying to make my threads about your causes. They aren't my causes, they're not the point of what I'm talking about, and all you do is feed ammunition to the assholes to they can conveniently ignore my point and focus on the desborough-sideshow.

If you say you don't get what the problems are with GG or MRAs, then you're either lying or stupidly naive.

Jimmy-Dead the Sausage King posted:

Sorry, but you see nonsense like the above and it needs stamping on. Like it or not this is your cause as well as part of a wider culture war. Whether you recognise it or not.

Pundowski posted:

I know about the culture war. I also know that MRAs don't represent me, neither do the extreme elements of GG. Your absolute failure to self-criticize is a serious but far from unique problem. Your inability to call out the bad poo poo people do in GG or MRA's name is exactly the same as self-styled 'activists' failure to condemn their own side for pulling poo poo like censorship or making up outright lies about you (or me).

To me, one of the big problems in the culture war is Tribalism. Because the REAL culture war is between Individualists and Collectivists. Now, you expect groupthink from Collectivists, obviously, but when you see rampant tribalism among groups that claim to be individualist you run into a problem.

I don't want a world where there are No Girls Allowed in videogames, or where women go back to the kitchens, or any of that bullshit. Some of these people do. If you claim you "don't see the problem" or "don't understand why anyone would be against" the movement while totally failing to condemn those elements, then you become part of the problem.

Of course, he still takes time in his mini-rants to rail against THE PSUEDO-ACTIVISTS but it's kind of funny how even Desborough is running out of other toxic elements to hang out with.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Slimnoid posted:

Of course, he still takes time in his mini-rants to rail against THE PSUEDO-ACTIVISTS but it's kind of funny how even Desborough is running out of other toxic elements to hang out with.
Desborough can always count on his big big patreon earnings.

Pulsedragon
Aug 5, 2013

FMguru posted:

Desborough can always count on his big big patreon earnings.

drat, that's gone up since last time I checked.

Used to be eight dollars.

Mormon Star Wars
Aug 13, 2005
It's a minotaur race...

SunAndSpring posted:

I like that the Wikipedia page for the guy who made Glorantha (which is a great setting) has this as its first sentence:

He's actually super famous for that outside of RPG circles - IIRC, he was the editor of "Shaman's Drum" for a long time. I actually have an academic book on the history of how the pop culture understanding of shamanism was created ("The Beauty of the Primitive" by Andrei Znamenski, a Russian historian who specialized in Siberian history and comparative religion) and he references Stafford towards the end of the book.

I was like, "Wait a sec - that's an RPG person!"

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

Mormon Star Wars posted:

He's actually super famous for that outside of RPG circles - IIRC, he was the editor of "Shaman's Drum" for a long time. I actually have an academic book on the history of how the pop culture understanding of shamanism was created ("The Beauty of the Primitive" by Andrei Znamenski, a Russian historian who specialized in Siberian history and comparative religion) and he references Stafford towards the end of the book.

I was like, "Wait a sec - that's an RPG person!"

Jack Chick was right all along!

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Nothing worth quoting directly, but now Des is finding people laughing at his Twitter fight with a bot, and then tweeting at them "Cool story bro" with a screenshot of him when he figured it out.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.

Plague of Hats posted:

Nothing worth quoting directly, but now Des is finding people laughing at his Twitter fight with a bot, and then tweeting at them "Cool story bro" with a screenshot of him when he figured it out.
His response was basically "Well if a bot can convincingly imitate anti-GG then clearly THEY'RE the stupid ones! :smug:"

Coming from a GGer that's pretty hilarious, considering how unbelievably repetitive GG is.

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Guilty Spork posted:

His response was basically "Well if a bot can convincingly imitate anti-GG then clearly THEY'RE the stupid ones! :smug:"

Coming from a GGer that's pretty hilarious, considering how unbelievably repetitive GG is.

We need a .gif of Alan Turing shaking his head sadly and turning to walk away.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


:tinfoil:

quote:

It's worth noting that there are some other parts of Steve's post that seem disingenuous. For example, his comparison to "satirizes police killings of minorities" is suspiciously similar to a a similar statement from Evil Hat's Fred Hicks, where he <a href="https://archive.org/download/fredhickstweetfergusonobs/fredhickstweetfergusonobs.JPG">compared</a> the GamerGate card game to the events in Ferguson directly.


Moreover, Steve mentions that GamerGate is "too related to violence to be an appropriate subject for satire." That's nonsense, since there's been no actual violence with regards to GamerGate whatsoever. Even if he means harassment, then the majority of that is coming from people that are opposed to GamerGate.


I should also mention that, while Desborough's description of his game does seem oddly slanted against the "Social Justice Warriors" in his game, the cards themselves do satirize both sides of the issue with a relatively equal hand.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


quote:

No the card game is about people arguing over the internet. The only unbiased thing about the Gamergate Card game is that James made gamergate the good guy and the anti-gamergate the bad guy. Beyond that both sides are made fun of.

Pulsedragon
Aug 5, 2013

quote:

quote:

When the character levels (and in my mind this would happen all the frickin' time, possibly every session), they press a button, the little Rails app works its magic, and BOOM.

They are presented with a random list of three or four feats.

The feats are randomly chosen from ones available to them. No (long term) min-maxing, no planning, no respeccing: each player makes a decision based on the feat option in front of them. I realize you really wanted that polearm maneuver feat to go with your shadowform step feat, but it's just not on the menu today.

Extra fun: feats have rarity. The Iron Fist and Thousand Palm styles are common, but Drunken Monkey is uncommon, and Dragon Strike is rare.
Personally, I think that sounds awesome.

However, the 4X game Fallen Enchantress did something very similar with its heroes - when they leveled up, they got (IIRC) 4 randomly-selected "feat" options for you to choose from. I loved it. The FE community hated. The forum was a constant stream of "How am I supposed to plan my build when I don't know what I'll be able to take at each level?" and "My heroes aren't optimal because I only had sucky powers to choose three levels ago!" And, so, in the game's first major expansion (Legendary Heroes), hero advancement was rewritten from scratch to show you a complete tree of every feat available to the hero's class, so that you can make every assassin with the exact same "optimized" set of abilities as every other assassin.

Also noteworthy is that, over the last 40 years, both tabletop RPGs and CRPG have largely moved away from randomized character creation, going from "3d6 down the line" to "4d6, drop one, arrange to taste" to "point-buy" to "standard array", in an ongoing quest to give players control of their characters and ensure blandness balance between them.

So there definitely is an audience for what you're suggesting, but I'm pretty sure the large majority of gamers aren't a part of that audience.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

quote:

the 4X game Fallen Enchantress

Fallen Enchantress suuuuuuucked and Stardock's CEO could be grognards.txt superstar all his own, so good.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?
I leave this without comment.

https://plus.google.com/u/0/+DriveThruRPG/posts/RjNqnw6yn8q

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

The only unbiased thing is the bias! God Bless This Mess.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Recently I downloaded the pathfinder masterwork tools app to look for content to adapt into 5e. I noticed that several systems are very similar. The level number, the archetype system, the skill system, these are all very similar. Did wotc rip paizo off? Are these systems done better in 5e?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

quote:

Note too that this is a card game, not a roleplaying game. Some may feel that if we were to ban an RPG from our marketplaces, that action would levy a significant economic penalty on that title since we have a long reach in the overall RPG market. This is not true of card games, where OneBookShelf is currently a tiny corner of the card game market. Our not carrying a card game should have minimal impact on that card game’s economic viability...

..While we also considered the customer complaints on both sides of this issue (we are a business, after all, and we cannot ignore customer complaints and survive), these were not a major factor in our decision...

...Some publishers also complained about this title, and a few publishers let us know they would not be interested in continuing to work with us if we carried it on our store. We will not allow any publisher to dictate content policy onto any other publisher, explicitly or implicitly...
I will comment to point out that grognards tend to be laissez-faire South Park Republicans until it negatively affects them in the slightest way, at which point, business owners having control over their own business becomes censorship.

NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009






gradenko_2000, have a source for that? The dramatic irony there is wonderful.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
http://www.reddit.com/r/dndnext/comments/2p351o/similar_to_pathfinder/

There you go. In fairness he's not really a grog, probably just a new player that isn't familiar with the history.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Halloween Jack posted:

I will comment to point out that grognards tend to be laissez-faire South Park Republicans until it negatively affects them in the slightest way, at which point, business owners having control over their own business becomes censorship.
Grimace has responded: http://www.donotlink.com/framed?600633

Will you be surprised to learn that it's a stirring cry to battle, to fight at the barricades against the dawning of a new intellectual dark ages, and the very soul of civilization itself?

gradenko_2000 posted:

There you go. In fairness he's not really a grog, probably just a new player that isn't familiar with the history.
Like the young nerds who think Warhammer:40K just ripped off Starcraft.

NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009






FMguru posted:

Grimace has responded: http://www.donotlink.com/framed?600633

Will you be surprised to learn that it's a stirring cry to battle, to fight at the barricades against the dawning of a new intellectual dark ages, and the very soul of civilization itself?

donotlink posted:

Most people think this page is nonsense
I wonder how much longer he can stay solvent in the business while alienating more and more people in the name of his own self-serving "outrage".

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NGDBSS posted:

I wonder how much longer he can stay solvent in the business while alienating more and more people in the name of his own self-serving "outrage".

Ask Gareth Skarka. :ironicat:

ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!

Halloween Jack posted:

I will comment to point out that grognards tend to be laissez-faire South Park Republicans until it negatively affects them in the slightest way, at which point, business owners having control over their own business becomes censorship.

...So they're South Park Republicans?

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ProfessorCirno posted:

...So they're South Park Republicans?

Libertarians that pay lip service to social causes.

ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!

Error 404 posted:

Libertarians that pay lip service to social causes.

No no, I'm saying, "pledging yourself incessantly to the free market right up until the market decides against your favor and then demanding the government force business owners to do what you want" is basically a clear description of most South Park Republicans.

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ProfessorCirno posted:

No no, I'm saying, "pledging yourself incessantly to the free market right up until the market decides against your favor and then demanding the government force business owners to do what you want" is basically a clear description of most South Park Republicans.

Oh!, Yeah, my bad.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

Error 404 posted:

Ask Gareth Skarka. :ironicat:

Or Pundowski :ironicat:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



And the saga of people who need psychiatric care or are probably under some sort of psychiatric care continues

quote:

http://i.imgur.com/vz481VT.jpg
^Sad story about this one. He's a character model based off a friend's RP character. I spent a total of over 24 hours working on him and him alone, including a 6-hour all-nighter painting session. I finally take some decent photos of the model, show them to said friend, and I get the following response: "Neat." To say I was devastated does not fully encompass the depth of the emotions involved. Over the span of 10 seconds, I went from being excited to know what he'd think of all that effort and expecting excitement and praise, to everything having gone black (no, the power didn't fail) while I felt like I never wanted to touch the hobby ever again and just as I was beginning to contemplate throwing out every one of my miniatures and never replacing them, I snapped out of it.

From Dakka. To be fair though that is a pretty decent conversion and would look aweosme if it just didn't have a goddamn tail.

Bendigeidfran
Dec 17, 2013

Wait a minute...


:allears:

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?

Pundowski posted:

So I'm really looking forward to all of you people who say "this was a card game, not an rpg" and "there is no plan to engage in blacklisting" to stand behind me in five or six months when one of Zak Smith or James Raggi (or my own) products is attacked through pressure to get OBS to ban it, and not to be proving that all the stuff you're saying right now is just so much loving hypocritical bullshit (like how much all of you suddenly love the Free Market and the rights of Business Owners, an affection I've never seen any of you professing earlier and which I suspect will vanish into dust again the moment its not opportunistically useful for you anymore).

The part in parenthesis is pure :ironicat:

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
What does he even care what "all we people" say about him in the first place, geez. You say crazy poo poo on the internet, someone's going to point out that it's crazy. As funny as this is I wonder if the paywall on TradGames should go back up for Pundowski's ease of mind.

Slimnoid posted:

The part in parenthesis is pure :ironicat:
Not sure how it's ironic. It's stupid as hell, but entirely consistent with his belief that everyone against him is him is really a socialist commie hippie marxist collectivist porcine pseudo-activist who just PRETENDS to like tabletop games.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Chaltab posted:

What does he even care what "all we people" say about him in the first place, geez. You say crazy poo poo on the internet, someone's going to point out that it's crazy. As funny as this is I wonder if the paywall on TradGames should go back up for Pundowski's ease of mind.

Not sure how it's ironic. It's stupid as hell, but entirely consistent with his belief that everyone against him is him is really a socialist commie hippie marxist collectivist porcine pseudo-activist who just PRETENDS to like tabletop games.

I think it's more the fact that most grogs (don't know if Pudowiski is one) are libertarian to some degree and, as such, believe a completely unregulated market is best market.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah



And then he can't help but reference the bot thing at the end. I'm sure everyone will laugh with you at some point, Des. Keep loving that chicken.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The best part of the outrage at DriveThru is that you know none of these people screaming about fascism are going to actually stop using the site. It's like how the one line that GamerGaters refuse to cross is the one where they have to stop consuming video games.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

The best part of the outrage at DriveThru is that you know none of these people screaming about fascism are going to actually stop using the site. It's like how the one line that GamerGaters refuse to cross is the one where they have to stop consuming video games.

Don't you mean the Anti-GGers?

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Pulsedragon
Aug 5, 2013

Xelkelvos posted:

Don't you mean the Anti-GGers?

Don't start this.

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