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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"




Saturday night at 7:00 PM ET, the final Bellator event of the year will kick off with a bunch of prelims featuring dudes nobody cares about!

  • Lightweight - Ian Butler vs Joao Paulo Faria

  • Featherweight - Rolando Perez vs Mark "Jason" Vorgeas

  • Welterweight - Andy "The Tooth Fairy" Murad vs Bubba Pugh

  • Flyweight - Matthew "The Machine" Ramirez vs Nick "Nitro" Garcia

  • Featherweight - Jordan Bailey vs Alex "Higgs" Higley

  • Flyweight - Ron Henderson vs Jonathan Santa Maria

  • Middleweight - AJ Matthews vs Kyle Bolt

Then at 9:00 PM ET the main card will be on Spike TV featuring 2.5 good fights and then a buncha junk

  • Light heavyweight - Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal vs Joe "The Doctor" Vedepo

  • Bantamweight - Nam Phan vs Mike "The Marine" Richman

  • Middleweight - Melvin "No Mercy" Manhoef vs "Thrilling" Joe Schilling

  • Lightweight title - "Ill" Will Brooks vs Michael Chandler

  • Light heavyweight - "Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz vs "The American Psycho" Stephan Bonnar





ALSO on Saturday, ALSO starting at 7:00 PM ET is World Series of Fighting 15! These prelims feature even more no-names than Bellator

  • Lightweight - Josh "Sugarman" Zuckerman vs Matt Frevola

  • Bantamweight - Steven Esquivel vs Christian "The Wolverine" Reed

  • Middleweight - Reggie "The Regulator" Pena vs Joe "The Puncher" Johnson

  • Middleweight - Hector Ochoa vs Robert "Chopper" Reed

  • Lightweight - Tony "The Only" Way vs Frederico Moncaio

  • Lightweight - Jose "The Colombian Necktie" Cortes vs Ryan "Who Dat" Keenan

  • Featherweight - Anderson Hutchinson vs Troy Gerhart

  • Lightweight - Maurice "The Beast" Salmon vs Javier "Chunty Boy" Torres

The main card, like Bellator, will start at 9:00 PM ET and it features 3 title fights, which is potentially a really bad idea

  • Lightweight - Jorge "Macaco" Patino vs Eric "It's a Wrap" Reynolds

  • Strawweight title - Jessica "JAG" Aguilar vs Kalindra Faria

  • Lightweight title* - Justin "The Highlight" Gaethje vs Melvin "The Young Assassin" Guillard

  • Middleweight title - David Branch vs Yushin "Thunder" Okami

* - Melvin initially weighed in at 158 because his life is a goddamn mess

So, what are the reasons you should watch any of this instead of praying to the ancient god Moosin that HUNTO is victorious?

- it's free
- Manhoef vs Schilling should be
- Brooks vs Chandler
- will hopefully get beaten hilariously
- JAG is p. cool
- Gaethje is also
- YUSHIN OKAMI, THANK YOU

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handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist




you might say, watching all of these cards will be a beleaguering task.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




I wish there was a reliable way to watch these on my android phone.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


https://www.facebook.com/video.php?...&type=2&theater

“You better be able to stop these punches from hitting your face,” Ortiz says in his toughest tough-guy voice, “because I’m kicking your rear end.”

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


Also just in case anyone has forgotten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkhHcCNe97M

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005



Jeez. 3 MMA cards and the UGA/Auburn game. I don't think I have enough TVs.

(I'll probably skip WSOF).

Scrapez
Feb 27, 2004



Fun fact: Joe Vedepo is from my wife's hometown in Iowa.

Fun fact: Joe Vedepo is going to get mauled by King Lawal.

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard


Why the gently caress is Manhoef vs Schilling an MMA fight?

Stimulus
Mar 25, 2005


Bellator going full WWE with these walkouts

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/11/...or-131-walk-out

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


Stimulus posted:

Bellator going full WWE with these walkouts

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/11/...or-131-walk-out

2 flags unfurl and are caught on fire

mewse
May 2, 2006

Wrestling represents one of the oldest forms of combat. The origins of wrestling go back 15,000 years through cave drawings in France. Babylonian and Egyptian reliefs show wrestlers using most of the holds known in the present-day sport. Literary references to it occur as early as the Old Testament

I have no idea how to find that video of joe rogan looking uncomfortable while cain velasquez and JDS look mean in fire, but imagine I posted that video here

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

lego ass bitch

There's a combined 5 fights worth watching on these cards. Pretty impressive.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012




I hope it's okay that I'm not going to watch any of these

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

with the exception of the hunt fight, the bellator main looks better and has more starpower than the ufc card lol

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


I'd rather watch Bermudez/Lamas and Ellenberger/Kelvin than Brooks/Chandler again, though I will regret missing Melvin do something cool.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


1st AD posted:

I'd rather watch Bermudez/Lamas and Ellenberger/Kelvin than Brooks/Chandler again, though I will regret missing Melvin do something cool.

whaaaaaat. I mean, Bermudez/Lamas & Ellenberger/Kelvin are likely going to be action-packed fights as long as Rory MacDonald doesn't sneak in wearing a Gastelum mask but Chandler/Brooks was a good fight. If any fight would stink it'd be the King Mo fight followed by Tito/Bonnar possibly being uncompetitive.

Chandler himself has had several of the best fights at lightweight in the last 2 years.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

by FactsAreUseless



quote:

- Melvin initially weighed in at 158 because his life is a goddamn mess
Frevola's opponent (Zuckerman I think) also missed, weighing in at 158.

Kekekela fucked around with this message at Nov 16, 2014 around 00:55

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Bubba Smith posted:

whaaaaaat. I mean, Bermudez/Lamas & Ellenberger/Kelvin are likely going to be action-packed fights as long as Rory MacDonald doesn't sneak in wearing a Gastelum mask but Chandler/Brooks was a good fight. If any fight would stink it'd be the King Mo fight followed by Tito/Bonnar possibly being uncompetitive.

Chandler himself has had several of the best fights at lightweight in the last 2 years.

I dunno, the first Chandler/Brooks was good but I feel like Chandler is gonna lose again and worse and I will promptly stop giving a poo poo about him. But yeah I forgot King Mo is gonna wrestle a turd.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Caught the end of Pugh vs Murad on Bellator. Murad got split open super bad

AND JUDO GENE IS A JUDGE

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


King Mo with the full Sengoku entrance!

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Flipped to Bellator just now and the first thing I heard was, "King Mo with his hands down and chin out." I hope he gets Newtoned again.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Flipped to Bellator just now and the first thing I heard was, "King Mo with his hands down and chin out." I hope he gets Newtoned again.

he wont, hes king mo-ing over vedapo

edit : and its over, rip vedapo

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Mike Richman!

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006


I love these Bellator wrestling antics. Warren is the baddest.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist






very rude to do this

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006


lol Notable First Round KOs: Mark Hunt 0:17

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Gonzaga Karate is back!


melvin died, again

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Gonzaga Karate is back!


really cool finish though

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


Melvin melvin melvin...

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Melvin God Damned What The gently caress Manhoef.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

An ill wind blows no minds.





Lipstick Apathy

I hope somebody gif'd the JT/Lashley staredown because JT is a funny man.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Kind of want to buy tickets for Lashley/Thompson.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Gonzaga Karate is back!


gaetjhe is kind of a giant rear end in a top hat

e: punched melvin after a post-bell clinch break and poked him in the eye thrice

e: this fight is an amazing brawl

Foul Fowl fucked around with this message at Nov 16, 2014 around 03:55

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

chandler/brooks is loving sweet so far

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


This is an entertaining fight for sure

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

by zen death robot


Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Gonzaga Karate is back!


will brooks is awesome, such a jank finish

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006


That's a new one.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


What did Brooks do? And by the way that's awesome for Brooks. Alvarez got out of Bellator just in time.

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



Weird finish but Ill Will owns. He better be top 10 after this.

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