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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WSoF 15 and Bellator 131 - B-League Super GDT
 
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Saturday night at 7:00 PM ET, the final Bellator event of the year will kick off with a bunch of prelims featuring dudes nobody cares about!

  • Lightweight - Ian Butler vs Joao Paulo Faria

  • Featherweight - Rolando Perez vs Mark "Jason" Vorgeas

  • Welterweight - Andy "The Tooth Fairy" Murad vs Bubba Pugh

  • Flyweight - Matthew "The Machine" Ramirez vs Nick "Nitro" Garcia

  • Featherweight - Jordan Bailey vs Alex "Higgs" Higley

  • Flyweight - Ron Henderson vs Jonathan Santa Maria

  • Middleweight - AJ Matthews vs Kyle Bolt

Then at 9:00 PM ET the main card will be on Spike TV featuring 2.5 good fights and then a buncha junk

  • Light heavyweight - Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal vs Joe "The Doctor" Vedepo

  • Bantamweight - Nam Phan vs Mike "The Marine" Richman

  • Middleweight - Melvin "No Mercy" Manhoef vs "Thrilling" Joe Schilling

  • Lightweight title - "Ill" Will Brooks vs Michael Chandler

  • Light heavyweight - "Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz vs "The American Psycho" Stephan Bonnar





ALSO on Saturday, ALSO starting at 7:00 PM ET is World Series of Fighting 15! These prelims feature even more no-names than Bellator

  • Lightweight - Josh "Sugarman" Zuckerman vs Matt Frevola

  • Bantamweight - Steven Esquivel vs Christian "The Wolverine" Reed

  • Middleweight - Reggie "The Regulator" Pena vs Joe "The Puncher" Johnson

  • Middleweight - Hector Ochoa vs Robert "Chopper" Reed

  • Lightweight - Tony "The Only" Way vs Frederico Moncaio

  • Lightweight - Jose "The Colombian Necktie" Cortes vs Ryan "Who Dat" Keenan

  • Featherweight - Anderson Hutchinson vs Troy Gerhart

  • Lightweight - Maurice "The Beast" Salmon vs Javier "Chunty Boy" Torres

The main card, like Bellator, will start at 9:00 PM ET and it features 3 title fights, which is potentially a really bad idea

  • Lightweight - Jorge "Macaco" Patino vs Eric "It's a Wrap" Reynolds

  • Strawweight title - Jessica "JAG" Aguilar vs Kalindra Faria

  • Lightweight title* - Justin "The Highlight" Gaethje vs Melvin "The Young Assassin" Guillard

  • Middleweight title - David Branch vs Yushin "Thunder" Okami

* - Melvin initially weighed in at 158 because his life is a goddamn mess

So, what are the reasons you should watch any of this instead of praying to the ancient god Moosin that HUNTO is victorious?

- it's free :shrug:
- Manhoef vs Schilling should be :krad:
- Brooks vs Chandler :hellyeah:
- :ortiz: will hopefully get beaten hilariously
- JAG is p. cool
- Gaethje is also :krad:
- YUSHIN OKAMI, THANK YOU

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Caught the end of Pugh vs Murad on Bellator. Murad got split open super bad

AND JUDO GENE IS A JUDGE

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
King Mo with the full Sengoku entrance!

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Mike Richman! :swoon:

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