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 Who is "wolfy" and who is just plain terrible? Welcome to the thread where we all figure it out. No merks allowed. Seven months ago two SA mafia alums were called to play in what is supposed to be a tournament of champions but is not really and now we can just laugh at it. Those two lucky players were merk and Mills. After a match that featured...
The scum won and both SA people could at least walk out with some dignity. merk was a high presence scum thing and somehow was voted best scum overall but not best player. Mills, on the other hand, gave his account to Gulag who happily trolled the game with virginity posts until they kicked MulagDills out. Now it's the championship of championships and merk has been brought back. You can read the thing here. Be warned it updates really quickly. Someone has already said "in the feels." The Players Crunkus DWetzel merk The Moocher Thingyman [s]well named [s]yamato77 So Far: Dead Towns: 14 Dead Wolfy Wolves: 5 Remaining Players: 5 -Genie 
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YU BROKETH THEE RULESrules posted:Rules for the Champions Game MAY WEREWOLF HAVE MERCY ON YUR SOUL! -Werewolfmasterblaster78
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I guess I'm the real wolfy wolf after all! My dream is for merk to win, and then he gives the interview with the CREATOR OF MAFIA to Gulag.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:18
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I'm actually going to spectate this. It's going to be a really bad game, but hell, mafia at its core is bad, so how bad can bad be?
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Nov 17, 2014 17:19
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Eight Dollars posted:CREATOR OF MAFIA Oh wow, I missed that. What made people think that was a good idea? I am cringing.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:23
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Who was it that fell in love with Jennifer LawMills?
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Nov 17, 2014 17:23
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I was going to go back and copy some good quotes but game 3 was 500 pages soooo 
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Nov 17, 2014 17:24
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anime gently caress pillow posted:I'm actually going to spectate this. It's going to be a really bad game, but hell, mafia at its core is bad, so how bad can bad be? Very
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Nov 17, 2014 17:25
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Toan toan toan!! God I wish merk was playing a game with luckbox. He sounds completely insufferable and I really want to see him get yelled at. I just want all of them to get yelled at. Merk you are on a holy mission. Can someone link me the 2+2 game after gulag takes over?
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Nov 17, 2014 17:25
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Everyone who has played there has returned as a broken husk of a man. Merk must have been driven over the edge to play again.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:26
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Eight Dollars posted:I was going to go back and copy some good quotes but game 3 was 500 pages soooo Do other mafia communities just think that large amounts of posts = good game??
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Nov 17, 2014 17:27
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merk gonna be voted out day 1 for making jokes and having a name similiar to another player.
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Eight Dollars posted:The scum won and both SA people could at least walk out with some dignity. merk was a high presence scum thing and somehow was voted best mafia but not best player overall. It's even worse, it was backwards. Merk was best player overall but not best scum. It made no sense at all.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:27
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TommyDanger is going to be one to watch. You can already tell.
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Dr. Hurt posted:Do other mafia communities just think that large amounts of posts = good game?? That's why we sent windshipper, but even he could not stand it.
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Eagerly awaiting this trainwreck.
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I once played a 6 month long game of mafia on another forum, because it was a 22 player game with no deadlines.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:28
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Asiina posted:It's even worse, it was backwards. Merk was best player overall but not best scum. It made no sense at all. What?
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Nov 17, 2014 17:30
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Asiina posted:That's why we sent windshipper, but even he could not stand it. Lol too many words for windshipper. Good lord what a world.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:30
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2+2 Mafia Championships: Forget It Merk, It's Thingyman
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Asiina posted:That's why we sent windshipper, but even he could not stand it. I'm glad he felt what we all feel when he plays. Like, I know many people post a lot, but nobody on SA posts blocks of angry, often refraining and pointless text quite like Windy.
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Dr. Hurt posted:Do other mafia communities just think that large amounts of posts = good game?? Also I think we settled this misconception with the 100 page epic that was fanfic mafia.
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Context: windy is dating a girl whose birthday is Halloween. He still could not survive a 2+2 game.......
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Asiina posted:It's even worse, it was backwards. Merk was best player overall but not best scum. It made no sense at all. No wait, checking it now Merk won best Mafia but not most feared (went to Thingyman who I think never actually voted a scum the entire game) or Best Player (arcbell, who is also in the final round). Here's the way they amazingly described Best Player quote:The impact on this specific game doesn't matter here, only your fellow players' perception of your skill level in general. This way people that were killed early still have a shot at earning their way into the Ultimate Game, for example.
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Asiina posted:Also I think we settled this misconception with the 100 page epic that was fanfic mafia. Technically it was like 120 pages because of the fantropes thread. But at least half of fan fiction was dedicated to awful fiction and potato/spiderman romance. We also have no pretentions about fan fiction being good.
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Dr. Hurt posted:Technically it was like 120 pages because of the fantropes thread. But at least half of fan fiction was dedicated to awful fiction and potato/spiderman romance. We also have no pretentions about fan fiction being good. Write fan fiction about fan fiction being good.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:39
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Eight Dollars posted:No wait, checking it now Merk won best Mafia but not most feared (went to Thingyman who I think never actually voted a scum the entire game) or Best Player (arcbell, who is also in the final round). At least this makes some sense.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:40
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Did Arcbell singlehandedly lynch a scum or two or something? Otherwise, how the hell can someone who lost be the best player?
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Nov 17, 2014 17:41
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anime gently caress pillow posted:Did Arcbell singlehandedly lynch a scum or two or something? Otherwise, how the hell can someone who lost be the best player? He was also scum, so he lost being the best scum but won being the best player while merk was vice versa somehow.
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Okay folks. Now that we're halfway through the movie, its time to vote on who is thingyman! Is it: Kimiko, Merk, werewolf, thingyman, or Tommydanger. Input your answer via the horror monitor and continue with the mission.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:44
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Eight Dollars posted:He was also scum, so he lost being the best scum but won being the best player while merk was vice versa somehow. So yeah, I think Thingyman hates SA.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:44
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My bet is that there are two scum on the merk train.
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Mad Rancher posted:Write fan fiction about fan fiction being good. We did. It's called fan fiction mafia and the beauty of Mario.
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Dr. Hurt posted:Okay folks. Now that we're halfway through the movie, its time to vote on who is thingyman! Beep Boop Answer: Thingyman?
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Merk is scum. He might downplay his style to survive longer but he's outright uncooperative right now.
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Correct. Here's 100,000 dollars. Enjoy the rest of your day at Michael Reynold's virtual horrorland, 2+2 mafia.
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Ernie. posted:Merk is scum. He might downplay his style to survive longer but he's outright uncooperative right now. Merk. Uncooperative?? Well I never.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:47
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Is there a way to increase the posts per page
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Nov 17, 2014 17:49
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You can sign up for an account and make it 100 I think.
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Ah, it requires registering an account there. I accept my fate.
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