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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

sharrrk posted:

archeops is definitely my favorite fossil pokemon

kabutops

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Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Aston posted:

lol if you've ever cared about natures on your ingame team.

people in the games thread posting about their naughty female mudkip

:staredog:

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Borsche69 posted:

you're such a loving retard, and hte opposite is true for gen2 lol

Wow, looks like we've got a mad rear end little bitch baby here.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Borsche is famous for his comically small durian shaped balls, and his short temper.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
1. Squirtle
2. Bulbasaur, Charmander

1. Totodile
2. Cyndaquil
3. Chikorita

1. Torchic, Treeko
3. Mudkip

1. Turtwig
2. Chimchar, Piplup

1. Oshawott
2. Snivy
3. Tepig

1. Fennekin
2. Froakie
3. Chespin

I have Strong Opinions on the quality of starter pokemon.

(tbh the only ones i actually don't like are chikorita and tepig, the rest are decent at worst)

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Pewdiepie posted:

*walks into the thread with Srirachaladas akimbo* I have some alarming brews!

Lol

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

woofbro posted:

It's a 7.8, that's BASICALLY a zero in gaming review terms.

The dumb reviewer doesn't like water and HMs, what a joke.

I didn't know the I in IGN stood for Illuminati.

This guy gave the new CoD a 9.1, what a loving jip.

Are they getting paid under the table?

I just can't get over this review.

I need a shrink.

*cocks shotgun*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Borsche69 posted:

Here's a list of pokemon I don't like, classified by what gen they appear: (this doesn't include a lot of pokemon I do not personally care for, but recognize that some people could like them. If you like these designs you are being willfully idiotic, or 'ironic'. This also doesn't include any Legendary pokemon, because those are universally bad, except for a couple in Gen3)

Gen1
Clefable
Wigglytuff
Golduck
Dewgong
Electrode
Hitmonchan
Chansey
Mr. Mime
Jynx

Gen2
Baby Pokemon <- 8
Togetic
Bellossom
Politoed
Jumpluff
Aipom
Sunflora
Slowking
Granbull
Delibird
Blissey
Unown

Gen3
Masquerain
Baby Pokemon <- 2
Delcatty
Manectric
Plusle/Minun
Volbeat/Illumise
Swalot
Luvdisc

Gen4
Infernape
Kricketune
Luxray
Wormadam
Mothin
Combee
Vespiqueen
Pachirisu
Floatzel
Cherrim
Lopunny
Purugly
Baby Pokemon <- 8
Chatot
Carnivine
Lumineon

Gen5
All Starters
Liepard
Simisage/Simisear/Simipour
Musharna
Swoobat
Audino
Seismitoad
Throh/Sawk
Basculin
Maractus
Vanilluxe
Emolga
Alomomola
Stunfisk
Druddigon

Gen6
Pyroar
Florges
Gogoat
Furfrou
Meowstic
Aromatisse
Slurpuff
Barbaracle
Heliolisk
Aurorus
Sylveon
Dedenne
Carbink
Klefki

*vomits*

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I'd like to see some little human being blathering about his pokemon friendship bond try and take down my team of perfectly trained and bred pokemon. Hell, I doubt he'd even get passed Aegislash.

this

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


Yeah those pokemon suck.

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Borsche69 posted:

Yeah those pokemon suck.

I didn't see the word "don't". hmm.. *Sheathes katana*

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
i like zubat, ok? fUk you

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
Zubat is proof that friendship makes you strong, Crobat is a cool mofo.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Borsche69 posted:

Yeah those pokemon suck.

i will fight you

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


this game owns even if i am forced once more to have bad hair

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Omally posted:

i will fight you

what about? chancey? christ.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

The Taint Reaper posted:

Gamefreak your house of cards has crumbled like a wax candle underneath the weight of removing the defining feature of the 3D pokemon games.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

With the way each mainline Pokemon game starts with someone in a lab coat asking for your name (and gender for Pokemon Crystal onwards), I'm surprised there hasn't been one where you start off in a hospital.

woofbro
Nov 25, 2013

Borsche69 posted:

It's spelled "gyp" because its short for gypsies.

Thanks, dude. I was tossing up between "gip" and "jip" for ages.

Uhh, I haven't been bothered going to the shops to buy this masterpiece of modern gaming. A quick google provided me with like a ton of resources to aid me in picking the correct version, like which colour do you prefer more? Blue or red?! I'm actually super surprised Forbes has a loving article about the difference between two versions. I thought this was a business magazine?!

I bought Sapphire back in the day, but I have a red 3DS XL now. So, this is a serious issue all hardcore Pokemon gamers should consider. Since this is basically the crux of the gaming experience and not a number of minor details difference in each copy that can be worked around for the most part if you have another friend or a number of online networks to trade the Pokemon.

Someday I'll get to the point where I pick a god damned starter and have a mental breakdown.

Jesus.

I will murder the next person who says "too much water" in my general area.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

woofbro posted:

Thanks, dude. I was tossing up between "gip" and "jip" for ages.

Uhh, I haven't been bothered going to the shops to buy this masterpiece of modern gaming. A quick google provided me with like a ton of resources to aid me in picking the correct version, like which colour do you prefer more? Blue or red?! I'm actually super surprised Forbes has a loving article about the difference between two versions. I thought this was a business magazine?!

I bought Sapphire back in the day, but I have a red 3DS XL now. So, this is a serious issue all hardcore Pokemon gamers should consider. Since this is basically the crux of the gaming experience and not a number of minor details difference in each copy that can be worked around for the most part if you have another friend or a number of online networks to trade the Pokemon.

Someday I'll get to the point where I pick a god damned starter and have a mental breakdown.

Jesus.

I will murder the next person who says "too much water" in my general area.

gypsy is also a misnomer since white people thought they were egyptian when they were actually from asia, much like calling native americans indians. the proper name is romani.

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Looper posted:

gypsy is also a misnomer since white people thought they were egyptian when they were actually from asia, much like calling native americans indians. the proper name is romani.

I fart in their general direction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


why do u guys hate the baby poke mons. they are cute mostly. i would play with a team of monster babies

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

A Spider Covets posted:

why do u guys hate the baby poke mons. they are cute mostly. i would play with a team of monster babies

*stomps on your entire team* lol noob

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


elf help book posted:

*stomps on your entire team* lol noob

pls don't stomp babies they are small and innocent

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

A Spider Covets posted:

pls don't stomp babies they are small and innocent

If you enter an arena for a battle to the death, and you are not prepared to die...

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial
drat, I actually fainted

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

zen death robot posted:

Maybe it's a bad game? Just tossing that out there

It's a good game.

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Inflammatory
Apr 22, 2014
"i know! we'll give the player aggronite right after rustboro, but make them wait until sootopolis for loving sablenite!"

- a dumb moron.

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