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Creamer is dumb drink coffee like god intended, black and bitter.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Creamer is dumb drink coffee like god intended, black and bitter. truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCj6qm7HCCw if you use french vanilla gently caress you for making the office smell like poo poo EBB fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Nov 23, 2014 |
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Nov 23, 2014 02:42
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holocaust bloopers posted:Keurig strikes a nice balance with OK tasting coffee and I have plenty of sugar/flavored creamer to bring it up to a good standard. I used to get the Starbucks K-Cups, and then realized recently that was stupid, and just started getting the store brand bold flavor. 100 pack of the Costco Pacific Bold stuff is 35 bucks and tastes fine. Again, I respect those of you who have your own espresso machine, but if I'm taking time out of my morning to do poo poo, its to make eggs, not to fidget with caffeine intake.
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Nov 23, 2014 03:21
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Don't buy the loving k-cups, get the refillable one and get better, cheaper coffee. Edit: And don't overfill it, the water just spills all over.Fart Sandwiches posted:Creamer is dumb drink coffee like god intended, black and bitter. I'd rather drink gasoline than the office coffee without extra poo poo.
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Nov 23, 2014 04:05
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Sorry I like my coffee to taste like pumpkin spice.
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Nov 23, 2014 05:01
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holocaust bloopers posted:Sorry I like my coffee to taste like pumpkin spice. die in a fire tia
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Nov 23, 2014 05:06
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holocaust bloopers posted:Sorry I like my coffee to taste like pumpkin spice. show me ur butt in yoga pants slut
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Nov 23, 2014 05:20
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I don't drink much coffee sorry guys 
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Nov 23, 2014 05:28
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Helldump Immunity. posted:I don't drink much coffee sorry guys forgiven mate
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Nov 23, 2014 05:32
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when i need a lil pickmeup in the morn i just mainline angel dust into my cock vein
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Nov 23, 2014 06:33
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At work we have this old rear end coffee machine like the kind they have at waffle house with multiple warmers and does extra fast brew. poo poo on the inside is probably so gunked up and nasty. The phone number for service uses an area code that hasn't existed in 10 years. That coffee tastes like the devil's taint and I'll be damned if I drink it any other way than black. I recently started working at our downtown office and there's this hipster coffee place called bodacious brew and they do a mean loving french press and for like 1.50 I get the best black coffee I've ever had in my life. Then sometimes I go to starbuck and get a pumpkin spice whatever to get my girl drink on.
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Nov 23, 2014 15:12
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I use a french press for coffee in the morning but only because I realized it's potential to make me even lazier. I just pour hot water and coffee grind into it and put the lid on, then take that with me like a travel mug. press it down when i get in my truck as I drive with my other hand and just drink directly from it since it has a big-rear end handle. it saves a whole step from my morning routine, though i'm not sure which
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Nov 23, 2014 15:15
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Just woke up. Let the pups out. Now I'm enjoying my morning poop while telling you about it. Thanks for letting me tell my story. G d bless.
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Nov 23, 2014 15:42
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Woke up at the girl's place, pet her two dogge's in bed for a while, and then let her take them out into the rain for a short walk. Grabbed a Sonic burrito on the way home, and now I get to spend all day in a computer lab designing a building in AutoCAD. I can't wait to graduate next month and have nothing to do on weekends.
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Nov 23, 2014 16:36
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Godholio posted:Don't buy the loving k-cups, get the refillable one and get better, cheaper coffee. Edit: And don't overfill it, the water just spills all over. This defeats the purpose of the thing. Take cup, exert no effort, punch button, voila. For the amount of bullshit it takes to fill up the cup, brew, rinse drat thing out, set aside you might as well do it right and get an aeropress. And heaven forbid you want another cup of coffee unless you already went out and got a second filter that you fill both up at the same time. I feel that 35 cents is an acceptable payment for a cup of coffee that requires no effort at 4:30-5am.
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Nov 23, 2014 16:52
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Just took my first sip of stove-top Italian espresso maker goodness of the morning. Might jerk off to some Gianna Michaels porn after I'm done.
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Nov 23, 2014 16:55
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Booblord Zagats posted:Gianna Michaels 
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Nov 23, 2014 17:00
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Yeah gross wtf
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Nov 23, 2014 17:11
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As if you nerdy homos wouldn't try to jam your dick in faster than a phone charger in a light socket when you're at 1%
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Nov 23, 2014 17:13
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Cole posted:As if you nerdy homos wouldn't try to jam your dick in faster than a phone charger in a light socket when you're at 1% Yeah you got me, I'm literally rejecting sex with women because my morning JO sesh is organic farm-to-table locavore pixie-titty blondes ONLY, and, furthermore I
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Nov 23, 2014 17:16
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Eva Lovia. You're welcome.
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Nov 23, 2014 17:19
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Cole posted:As if you nerdy homos wouldn't try to jam your dick in faster than a phone charger in a light socket when you're at 1% Shut up Cole
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Nov 23, 2014 17:26
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Watching a couple episodes of Twin Peaks with breakfast...then finishing the dog house I am building.
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Nov 23, 2014 17:28
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SquirrelyPSU posted:This defeats the purpose of the thing. Take cup, exert no effort, punch button, voila. For the amount of bullshit it takes to fill up the cup, brew, rinse drat thing out, set aside you might as well do it right and get an aeropress. They come in a 2 pack, it takes 4 seconds to pour in, and the only way to avoid reordering cups every week or two is to buy the mega pack that's 1/3 awful poo poo nobody wants to drink. I'll keep a few on hand if I'm in THAT much of s hurry, but otherwise I'll buy stuff that comes in bags and tastes better than Green Mountain.
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Nov 23, 2014 18:59
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I just woke up at 1300 because gently caress you it's fall break.
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Nov 23, 2014 22:02
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zombie303 posted:I just woke up at 1300 because gently caress you it's fall break. People who say 1300 are 1) actively working in a profession that does so or 2) huge loving tools.
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Nov 23, 2014 22:25
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SquirrelyPSU posted:
pay more for your coffee than that, get that gucci fair trade shade grown poo poo, the cheap poo poo is basically drinking slave tears lol I mean unless that's your thing  fygm
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Nov 23, 2014 22:38
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DownByTheWooter posted:pay more for your coffee than that, get that gucci fair trade shade grown poo poo, the cheap poo poo is basically drinking slave tears lol You're a godless commie for not savoring slave tears through conflict beans.
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Nov 23, 2014 22:47
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It's the conflict that makes it taste better.
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Nov 23, 2014 22:59
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DownByTheWooter posted:pay more for your coffee than that, get that gucci fair trade shade grown poo poo, the cheap poo poo is basically drinking slave tears lol Oh wait let me just toss out all this poo poo in my house produced by some poor worker at Foxconn or not
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Nov 24, 2014 00:46
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Just woke up and made my travel mug of coffee. Lighting a cigarette and listening to Rooster while I have flashbacks to earlier this week when I wrote up an 8 page dossier and Word crashed before I could save.
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Nov 24, 2014 02:11
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Analogical posted:Just woke up and made my travel mug of coffee. Lighting a cigarette and listening to Rooster while I have flashbacks to earlier this week when I wrote up an 8 page dossier and Word crashed before I could save. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2-UuIEOcss
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Nov 24, 2014 02:19
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You're a godless commie for not savoring slave tears through conflict beans. yourstanceisproblematic.tumblr.com
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Nov 24, 2014 04:03
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DownByTheWooter posted:yourstanceisproblematic.tumblr.com I boil my water with rage from many sources.
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Nov 24, 2014 04:10
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I boil my water with rage from many sources. my preferred method is espresso grounds scorched in a jetboil and I drink the grit from the bottom I'm really excited for the future as a homeless man that being a veteran prepares me for edit: though as a real-life homeless man, I would get the free used grounds from starbucks that people get for their gardens and boil it over burning windshield de-icer in a beer can stove. A literal coffee junkie. US Berder Patrol fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Nov 24, 2014 |
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Nov 24, 2014 04:54
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that bitch high as gently caress too high to hit crtl s while writing her stupid paper. it was probably stupid anyway so who givesa poo poo
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Nov 24, 2014 06:26
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I hit ctrl-s so much that while typing this post I attempted to save it at least twice. The early 00s were a terrifying time of lost work. Edit: morning post - got to work before everyone. fired up the keurig and got me some DANK FRENCH ROAST SON We have this insane 300 dollar coffee machine that's not a keurig that will grind the beans and lick your balls but no one knows how to work it so we all use the keurig.
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Nov 24, 2014 14:32
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Any of my corporate home offices have flavia machines with a dedicated water line and like 3000 flavors of coffee. Gov sites have like a coffee machine from 1973 that's still that military sea green color. I'm on gov sites like 95% of the month 
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Nov 24, 2014 14:48
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currently taking my morning at work poo poo right before opening the shop. got a lemonade rockstar
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:currently taking my morning at work poo poo right before opening the shop. got a lemonade rockstar Them things own.
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