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Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

Maybe if I get a promotion this year my wife will let me buy a ps4...

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra



Maytag posted:

Maybe if I get a promotion this year my wife will let me buy a ps4...

sever

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Me and my vehicle choices in races where I have no customs

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Slim Killington posted:

"We need more Paul Walker tribute races."

"How about one that goes from point A to point B in a straight line, only point B is just a wall."

"Or a tree."


Done

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


For bonus points lock it to Comets

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006




The Fast and Deciduous

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

Count Freebasie posted:

The Fast and Deciduous

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



BitBasher posted:

For bonus points lock it to Comets

Way ahead of you. And first person locked. Should have made it Rally though.

Count Freebasie posted:

The Fast and Deciduous


I might have to change the title to that.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006



Race has to be limited to Pfister Comets AND only weapons are jerry cans.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...



Lipstick Apathy

I was ferrying poopzilla to the airport when poo poo got all hosed up

http://youtu.be/QlIKCxiEy4I

It eventually goes back to normal so I'm guessing that's when he gets out of my car.

Edit: fixed the privacy poo poo, no idea what happened there

History Comes Inside! fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2015 around 22:21

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra



Bobtista posted:

I was ferrying poopzilla to the airport when poo poo got all hosed up

http://youtu.be/QlIKCxiEy4I

It eventually goes back to normal so I'm guessing that's when he gets out of my car.

"This video is private, sorry about that" - You Tube

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -


Count Freebasie posted:

The Fast and Deciduous

That's... Yeah. Yeah...

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Count Freebasie posted:

The Fast and Deciduous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhTAXy4W8s

Made the video before this glorious name.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

geeves posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhTAXy4W8s

Made the video before this glorious name.

This is amazing.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra



geeves posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhTAXy4W8s

Made the video before this glorious name.

rip

TheDarkFlame
May 4, 2013

You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.


gently caress, the way that ends is marvellous. And horrible. And marvellous.

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

geeves posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhTAXy4W8s

Made the video before this glorious name.

Holy poo poo that's perfect.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004



Bobtista posted:

I was ferrying poopzilla to the airport when poo poo got all hosed up

http://youtu.be/QlIKCxiEy4I

It eventually goes back to normal so I'm guessing that's when he gets out of my car.

Edit: fixed the privacy poo poo, no idea what happened there

lmao

what the hell

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

geeves posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhTAXy4W8s

Made the video before this glorious name.

Haha, that's great!

Ausmund
Jan 24, 2007

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Lately, everytime I try to join a new session it takes a loooooong time to load and puts me in a session with no one in it. I'm not doing private or invite only or anything. Does this happen often with anyone else?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009



Close call in a Titan

http://youtu.be/9EesmTxyY1I

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008




1

Paranoid Dude
Jul 6, 2014



A reminder of what could have been.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

The important thing is that you tried




Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


I kept getting followed around by this pubbie last night who kept getting into my car. I ignored him outright and eventually ditched him, then 5 minutes later:



Another 5 minutes...

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...



Lipstick Apathy

Is your character female or is this person just needy and not super weird and needy.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra



Bobtista posted:

Is your character female or is this person just needy and not super weird and needy.

I agree that people who prefer women are super weird

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...



Lipstick Apathy

titties posted:

I agree that people who prefer women are super weird

Sorry for kinkshaming.

If you dont see something weird about the pubbies who go to awkward lengths to try and attract the attention specifically of female player characters in a video game who are statistically most likely to be being played by dudes then that's cool.

History Comes Inside! fucked around with this message at Jan 11, 2015 around 08:23

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


I think there are less goons playing male characters than there are playing female ones

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...



Lipstick Apathy

Slim Killington posted:

I think there are less goons playing male characters than there are playing female ones

I get this impression and I'm not sure if titties thinks I was doing "lol guys playing as girls what a bunch of fruits" vs "lol if your character in the scenario you have posted is a girl because it's funny when people attach themselves to other players based on the assumption they're female"

Goons love them some female characters and that's totally fine.

Feenix
Mar 14, 2003
Sorry, guy.


I'm not sure, this may be a purely console-oriented thread. (and that's fine... I have this game on PS4...) But if this IS the right spot to discuss GTAV PC version that is coming, my question is, with the way GTAOnline is sort of a living, monitored thing by Rockstar... what is the expectation of "modality" like? Will it just likely be modded and run on "unofficial" servers or whatever?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...



Lipstick Apathy

Feenix posted:

I'm not sure, this may be a purely console-oriented thread. (and that's fine... I have this game on PS4...) But if this IS the right spot to discuss GTAV PC version that is coming, my question is, with the way GTAOnline is sort of a living, monitored thing by Rockstar... what is the expectation of "modality" like? Will it just likely be modded and run on "unofficial" servers or whatever?

People figured out custom lobbies on modded consoles last gen, so I expect PC will have similar unless they go out of their way to make modding the game a pain in the dick.

Given the fact the only thing we know about the PC version that it's coming I don't think anyone can really answer with anything other than total guesswork.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra



Bobtista posted:

Sorry for kinkshaming.

If you dont see something weird about the pubbies who go to awkward lengths to try and attract the attention specifically of female player characters in a video game who are statistically most likely to be being played by dudes then that's cool.

I was making a joke on the forums, I'm sorry

also I play a beautiful and elegant lady in GTA:O

E: Perhaps the most beautiful and elegant lady of all time and also I'm a successful journalist who is respected by my peers and adored by my yayo hookups


Also E:

Bobtista posted:

I get this impression and I'm not sure if titties thinks I was doing "lol guys playing as girls what a bunch of fruits" vs "lol if your character in the scenario you have posted is a girl because it's funny when people attach themselves to other players based on the assumption they're female"

No, it was more like "look at this desperate loser who talked to you twice! If he thinks you're a guy then he's just lame but if he thinks you're a girl then he's lame and also creepy because nobody should ever try to talk to a girl"

titties fucked around with this message at Jan 11, 2015 around 08:48

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


I think "do u like me" covers desperate and creepy all by itself regardless of gender and sexual predilection

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra



Slim Killington posted:

I think "do u like me" covers desperate and creepy all by itself regardless of gender and sexual predilection

I got this one a while back

Buffy Wang of Weazel Action News fame posted:


Had the following exchange through PSN message last night:

kingswagg5000: i love u

Me: k but I'm a man

kingswagg5000: nvm

me: lol

kingswagg5000: I can't believe I'm saying this but your character is beautiful

me: thx, it took a lot of tries

kingswagg5000: DON'T MAKE MY NUTS HARD

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Haven't found any hint of anything indicating R* taking in some anti-cheat for GTA Online PC, unless they go the Steam route.

Doomsday Jesus
Oct 8, 2004

Doomsday Jesus we need you now.

Ausmund posted:

Lately, everytime I try to join a new session it takes a loooooong time to load and puts me in a session with no one in it. I'm not doing private or invite only or anything. Does this happen often with anyone else?

Yes. Rockstar has told me it is my connections fault. All other online games work fine and this is the only one I have issues with.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Bobtista posted:

Sorry for kinkshaming.

Being gay is my kink.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006



"DON'T MAKE MY NUTS HARD" would be a killer username.

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Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Doomsday Jesus posted:

Yes. Rockstar has told me it is my connections fault. All other online games work fine and this is the only one I have issues with.

I reported a bugged spawn of a crate, they of course told me it was the fault of my connection.

(Oh and I once reported it took forever to get into lobbies and )

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