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Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009



Look at this smug Gatorade-lookin' Dubsta sneak right out of the explosion.

http://youtu.be/JjKtsmlIlag

And this is going down as my most favorite GTAO moment ever. Enjoy my commentary lol.

http://youtu.be/UCmVgWgLpOs

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Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Ain't no playlist like a geeves playlist 'cause a geeves playlist is MANDATORY.

http://youtu.be/V1HkkNp5a2c

I believe this is more the cadence we were going for last night.

I feel like I should retire from GTA because finishing first in Horse Factory is as good as it's gonna get.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

I'm a toxic manchild who hates everyone. I should put down the controller and get a life outside of SA and video games, but I won't. I'll also try to laugh this title off and roll with the punches like the dickbag that I am.

Is that challenge thing still around? Didn't get the chance to take advantage of it yesterday

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle


Kelly posted:

Ain't no playlist like a geeves playlist 'cause a geeves playlist is MANDATORY.

http://youtu.be/V1HkkNp5a2c

I believe this is more the cadence we were going for last night.

I feel like I should retire from GTA because finishing first in Horse Factory is as good as it's gonna get.

As long as you thank me along with God when you're giving your retirement speech from the podium I'll accept your retirement. I take me satisfaction in the assist.

That was the best horse factory yet. By the end everyone just gave up on trying to get through. I take immense satisfaction in that.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Quicksand_Jesus posted:

As long as you thank me along with God when you're giving your retirement speech from the podium I'll accept your retirement. I take me satisfaction in the assist.

That was the best horse factory yet. By the end everyone just gave up on trying to get through. I take immense satisfaction in that.

They all took it out on me after the list was done. Worth it.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

As long as you thank me along with God when you're giving your retirement speech from the podium I'll accept your retirement. I take me satisfaction in the assist.

That was the best horse factory yet. By the end everyone just gave up on trying to get through. I take immense satisfaction in that.

geeves kept me honest at least and held on to his mantle of my archenemy.

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle


geeves posted:

They all took it out on me after the list was done. Worth it.

Hahaha. No one ever takes it out on me after the fact. That's actually the perfect time to do it--I've exhausted all my ammo and am essentially defenseless.

Two people doing that together makes things even worse. That's really the reason why everyone just gave up.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


I didn't really consider it "giving up the race" as much as "having a new goal of hitting Lasagna with my car every lap"

That's actually more fun than the race

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Look at this smug Gatorade-lookin' Dubsta sneak right out of the explosion.

http://youtu.be/JjKtsmlIlag

And this is going down as my most favorite GTAO moment ever. Enjoy my commentary lol.

http://youtu.be/UCmVgWgLpOs

"What happened to the plane?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peEfPFuiOEY

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Wee Bairns posted:

(And someone needs to make a Princess Di Memorial Race.)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees. Need to find a suitable pillared tunnel and path and a restaurant/hotel to start from.

e: hotel rear entrance was the start historically, game won't let props be placed underground, very to find a suitable tunnel and pillar.

Ghosts n Gopniks fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2015 around 19:12

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

I'm a toxic manchild who hates everyone. I should put down the controller and get a life outside of SA and video games, but I won't. I'll also try to laugh this title off and roll with the punches like the dickbag that I am.

omg chael crash posted:

Is that challenge thing still around? Didn't get the chance to take advantage of it yesterday

Can anyone give me an answer on this?

SamuraiPaul
Oct 9, 2005

Blowin' up da moon.

Wee Bairns posted:



Later on, this idea came about again.


Cops were...displeased.


We decided to drop into the base. It went about as well as expected.


Fun times. My image quality is poo poo, but whatever.

(And someone needs to make a Princess Di Memorial Race.)

I have compiled clips from the "Deliver a Bus Full of Goons to Fort Zancudo" mission. http://youtu.be/7zmkmSA6L4E

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

omg chael crash posted:

Can anyone give me an answer on this?

They're dead again. Hopefully they return.

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


MrLonghair posted:

e: hotel rear entrance was the start historically

The Gentry Manor Hotel maybe? Specifically the area from which you steal the Cabrio for that Simeon mission?

edit: I'm PISSED I was out of town all week and missed riding a bus into Fort Zancudo

Pretzel Rod Stewart fucked around with this message at Feb 8, 2015 around 00:09

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

I'm a toxic manchild who hates everyone. I should put down the controller and get a life outside of SA and video games, but I won't. I'll also try to laugh this title off and roll with the punches like the dickbag that I am.

The buss had only 4 or 5 dudes, we can do better

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

I'm a toxic manchild who hates everyone. I should put down the controller and get a life outside of SA and video games, but I won't. I'll also try to laugh this title off and roll with the punches like the dickbag that I am.

I feel like we can all take our time, money, and ammunition wasting a bit more serious next time.

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


Sorry I hosed off in that boat-stealing mission, sweetmanryan--thought I could make it to the marina and "rescue" you by finishing the mission but the other guy couldn't shoot a helicopter down. On the plus side, niceboyonline and sweetmanryan are borderline-matching PSN handles, so that's cute

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:

Sorry I hosed off in that boat-stealing mission, sweetmanryan--thought I could make it to the marina and "rescue" you by finishing the mission but the other guy couldn't shoot a helicopter down. On the plus side, niceboyonline and sweetmanryan are borderline-matching PSN handles, so that's cute

niceboyonline and hotcalif13 (or something like that) are my two favorite goon handles...though sweetmanryan is in the running now too.

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


I'm honored... And also very nice

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

Kelly posted:

niceboyonline and hotcalif13 (or something like that) are my two favorite goon handles...though sweetmanryan is in the running now too.

sweet man, ryan

geeves
Sep 16, 2004




I thought it was sweet man-ryan.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

A few pics from tonight. We couldn't get in the full cool kids party, so we made our own fun.

aardmania found a car in a curious predicament, so Jay and I helped it out.


Later on, the Dodo became a source of entertainment, crashes notwithstanding..


AggroJagg
Mar 7, 2007
Hermits aren't broken, just favoured.

I really do like parachuting. Always comes with a little pilot wings nostalgia!

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008



You steal my choppa? I narrowly avoid killing myself with your debris. You run me over? I shoot you and your buddy off your motorcycle with one bullet from 500 yards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw_490FY-wY

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009




Who's that creepin' in the background?

Reverse Centaur posted:

You steal my choppa? I narrowly avoid killing myself with your debris. You run me over? I shoot you and your buddy off your motorcycle with one bullet from 500 yards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw_490FY-wY

That was pretty badass, especially when the helicopter parts came raining down around you.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

The important thing is that you tried


Here's what I've been getting lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7emO4Ye02o

Scyron
Aug 27, 2005

I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? Same result amirite guys? Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff.


Reverse Centaur posted:

You steal my choppa? I narrowly avoid killing myself with your debris. You run me over? I shoot you and your buddy off your motorcycle with one bullet from 500 yards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw_490FY-wY

That is pretty impressive.

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


bisticles posted:

Here's what I've been getting lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7emO4Ye02o

I hope they use this as the art film in GTA VI's movie theaters

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the nuggets in front of me

MrLonghair posted:

e: hotel rear entrance was the start historically, game won't let props be placed underground, very to find a suitable tunnel and pillar.
Switch camera mode to on foot then walk down there. It's possible. I painstakingly built an entire death match in a tunnel before R* announced the next gen versions and suddenly nobody was around to play it

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Switch camera mode to on foot then walk down there. It's possible. I painstakingly built an entire death match in a tunnel before R* announced the next gen versions and suddenly nobody was around to play it

I can't place anything in that lit up Ridge Racer-like tunnel that curves out to the beach on PS4

Don't think I can leave my car on PS4 either. Gonna give it another shot while watching Top Gear, saved a great figure S course leading down there set to a suitable fixed car.


e: No way to leave my car in the editor, cannot even get GTA races started "enough" to let me use weapons or leave any vehicle. Best I can do is set up a crunch at the start of the tunnel and just outside, the moment it gets roof overhead (tunnel) no props can be placed, even a slight bit inside.

Ghosts n Gopniks fucked around with this message at Feb 8, 2015 around 23:06

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

Wee Bairns posted:

A few pics from tonight. We couldn't get in the full cool kids party, so we made our own fun.

aardmania found a car in a curious predicament, so Jay and I helped it out.


The part you missed was the car shaking itself to death while it was trapped in the billboard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v85W6RRibN0


Wee Bairns posted:

Later on, the Dodo became a source of entertainment, crashes notwithstanding..




Please fasten all cargo on the pontoons before departure.


The Dodo is known for its ability to land quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ppIZH3mhH8

Might as well share my view of the attempted water landing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkBCxJA4N7w

Aardmania fucked around with this message at Feb 8, 2015 around 22:37

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002



So, while texting and driving, I get my text rejected for containing the word "gently caress". Because I'm texting and driving, I nearly hit a woman who proceeds to scream "gently caress!"

...

geeves posted:

I thought it was sweet man-ryan.

It's a nickname a Jamaican guy gave me last year because every time he saw me at work there were girls with me. Don't think he even knew my real name, and would just shout "SWEETMON" whenever he passed by. He would even pull me aside sometimes just to say "sweetman you know you the sweetest man here you got all the girls" then walk away.

Had to settle for sweetmanryan in GTA:O. but my custom plate is sweetmon as an homage to him.

Heartstrings Tugboat fucked around with this message at Feb 8, 2015 around 22:50

PUNKS DIET SODA
Nov 24, 2007

John. What are you doing.

bisticles posted:

Here's what I've been getting lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7emO4Ye02o

Yeah, this is what I got when I tried to join your game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Z2UxoTwoc

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Not my video, but holy poo poo

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009



Aardmania posted:

The Dodo is known for its ability to land quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ppIZH3mhH8

Ahahahaha so that's what was going on over there.


Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake




It looks like that lady explodes into chunky bits, but what is actually flying in the air?

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


Parts of the car from where the bumper/hood flew off from hitting her.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Aardmania posted:



The Dodo is known for its ability to land quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ppIZH3mhH8



Haha, holy poo poo, that went so badly.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR




Adventures in Dodo-sitting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5B9MbAUsfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lEs_MGpu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJF0vWCpV5U

Evidently not everyone on the server appreciated our Dodo antics:


Bonus Firegoon action shot:

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Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF; OR ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR OF THE PRESS; OR THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE PEACEABLY TO ASSEMBLE, AND TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES.


I bought some cars and modded them so next time I'm not stuck at the back rubbing tips with Jay.

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