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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -


circ dick capn obvious

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Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

The train-yardy survival can be cheesed through geometry glitching but that's a slow boring 20 minutes and a good bit of money going out of your ammo budget. If tomorrows update doesn't fix it I'll teach it out to some goons.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



modern villian posted:

I had never played the Sawmill Survival until recently, but I think that is by far the easiest one. You can do it solo, although it will take a much longer time to do and would probably be quite boring.

Boneyard is easy too. You can solo it be using the cabin as your cover. Processed as well using the one dumpster as cover in the back of one of the garages

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -


Yeah Boneyard is my de facto survival and easily the one I've beat and repeated the most back before mission pay balancing.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002



MrLonghair posted:

The train-yardy survival can be cheesed through geometry glitching but that's a slow boring 20 minutes and a good bit of money going out of your ammo budget. If tomorrows update doesn't fix it I'll teach it out to some goons.

you can do the first several waves with a pistol, if you just gradually ramp up your guns as the waves continue it's really not that bad

like I spent quality time soloing several survival waves when everyone else died using a pump shotgun and combat pistol back in the launch days. Heavy Pistol is even better for it now.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the nuggets in front of me

circ dick soleil posted:

There's going to be an update tomorrow and it's not going to be heists.
Oh poo poo yeah. Time to unlock the Roosevelt for my alt

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008



The randomness of this poo poo is why I keep going back to GTA. Two pubbies pick me up as I try to jack a fire truck, so I decide to help drought-ravaged SoCal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpSeVtqyZzU

Not much in the middle but skip to 3:15 for an odd ending.

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Psion posted:

you can do the first several waves with a pistol, if you just gradually ramp up your guns as the waves continue it's really not that bad

And it makes good aim+tap up+shoot timing practice for consistent headshots.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


The update is here!

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

I'm a toxic manchild who hates everyone. I should put down the controller and get a life outside of SA and video games, but I won't. I'll also try to laugh this title off and roll with the punches like the dickbag that I am.

I don't know what any of that says

Pivit
Oct 14, 2012

And the Itsy Bitsy Spider
went up the spout again.


Just start hosting rally races of the circular track around the prison until you win one. You don't exactly need a co-driver for it.

gileadexile
Jul 20, 2012


Whelp! Finally bought a PS4 and I'm installing GTA V now! Be so glad to play with fellow goons instead of being relegated to the 360s random freezes and my dying controller!

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch


This is an article highlighting crews.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Kelly posted:

This is an article highlighting crews.

Whoops I linked the wrong thing. Here is the real update!

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



Kelly posted:

This is an article highlighting crews.

He's trolling you, R*'s not posted about any patch yet.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Some rumblings on the GTA Forums: Looks like they did update the tuneables file and nerfed the Sad Trombone price. Instead of 23k the horn is now 12k and Dubstas are selling for about 7k less at 29k. Still free to add apparently, but I think it was changed to stop the Rebel / Rat Loader selling in the short term. Being R* the price will probably return to normal once a patch is released.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012



If anyone is looking for something to do and really likes racing I have 33 races I've created so far.

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com...av/xboxone/jobs

Most are straight up road courses but I have a few off road races too.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Craptacular posted:

He's trolling you, R*'s not posted about any patch yet.

Yeah, I know. I see him posting in the other thread. I've come to recognize his quality posting.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

geeves posted:

Some rumblings on the GTA Forums: Looks like they did update the tuneables file and nerfed the Sad Trombone price. Instead of 23k the horn is now 12k and Dubstas are selling for about 7k less at 29k. Still free to add apparently, but I think it was changed to stop the Rebel / Rat Loader selling in the short term. Being R* the price will probably return to normal once a patch is released.



I just sold a modded yellow Sandking for 23k instead of the usual 30k it brings in. The horn was still free as you noted.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

It's a long weekend here, and it's the perfect excuse to have some drinks and get some quality GTA time in.
Hope to see a bunch of ya on tonight/Sat night.

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002



rip sad trombone

AggroJagg
Mar 7, 2007
Hermits aren't broken, just favoured.


omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

I'm a toxic manchild who hates everyone. I should put down the controller and get a life outside of SA and video games, but I won't. I'll also try to laugh this title off and roll with the punches like the dickbag that I am.

Whomp whomp whoooommmmmp

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002



ironic, innit?

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


geeves posted:

Some rumblings on the GTA Forums: Looks like they did update the tuneables file and nerfed the Sad Trombone price. Instead of 23k the horn is now 12k and Dubstas are selling for about 7k less at 29k. Still free to add apparently, but I think it was changed to stop the Rebel / Rat Loader selling in the short term. Being R* the price will probably return to normal once a patch is released.



Best Valentine's Day update ever.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004





Inspired by http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/jeffk/

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



What's that, a new LLJK crew logo?

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Craptacular posted:

What's that, a new LLJK crew logo?

Yep

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -



Shoulda been this:

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Duke Chin posted:

Shoulda been this:



Animated logos would be pretty awesome.

I probably won't be on tonight unless AT&T stops sucking.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

I took pics of jay and Lasagna reenacting Titanic on the beach, but the Social Club isn't cooperating..
I do have a couple of other snaps though...

This is immediately following the pool escape.


Purdy....


aardmania being airlifted on his jetski to what ended up being the poor guy's fiery death...

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


cool leak





http://modznation.com/index.php?thr...ak-part-1.1283/

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Ah poo poo, here we go. That's the next step after Heists isn't it.

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


yes... YESSSS

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!


I hope I can get a gold toilet for my house like in Animal Crossing.

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007



Ramrod XTreme

an actual frog fucked around with this message at Jan 23, 2017 around 20:14

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Will my character die now if it doesn't get enough sleep or use the bathroom?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Thank You,
Thank You,
Thank You GOD!


guys guys guys just want to confirm: nothing has happened yay! no updates!

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011



Probably won't be a valentines update since they really wanted to let people know the first update to online since next gen is heists.
so basically don't count on content updates ever again

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hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way


StabMasterArson posted:

Probably won't be a valentines update since they really wanted to let people know the first update to online since next gen is heists.
so basically don't count on content updates ever again

They updated the price on Sad Trombone

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