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Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle


geeves posted:

Is this Neil deGrasse Tyson's car?


Edit, still unsure of Lasagna's random flip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHmFh_0SquY

Your view was different than mine for sure--I didn't see anyone rolling over the hood after I ran over the NPC on the sidewalk. Still awesome either way.

Fish Tickles---I ALSO am pleased in Horse Factory finally having a theme. Though I think it should never be discussed and only heard when we play. Otherwise it ruins the surprise.

Finally, I decided to go through the clips I've been too lazy to edit and put them together. Hopefully since it was easy, I'll be more inclined to just post videos as I go now..

http://youtu.be/m5Chh4j3j-Y

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Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Quicksand_Jesus posted:



Finally, I decided to go through the clips I've been too lazy to edit and put them together. Hopefully since it was easy, I'll be more inclined to just post videos as I go now..

http://youtu.be/m5Chh4j3j-Y

Haha, good stuff.

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


That video owned. Btw some fuckin dick just blew up my hearse and then tried to kill me three or four times on a cooperative mission, so if any of you ever see "JimmyRodneys" on PS4 make his life hell

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!

Lots of leaked heist stuff from this guy.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

I'm all over that new Karin Kuma if we can purchase it outside of the heists.

Populon
Feb 29, 2008

What's the matter,scared?


Kelly posted:

I'm all over that new Karin Kuma if we can purchase it outside of the heists.

gently caress that, how about the heli with the minigun sticking out the side of it? I hope THAT thing is available on warstock or something.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -


A huey with a fenestron tail? Now I've seen everything!

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012


Populon posted:

gently caress that, how about the heli with the minigun sticking out the side of it? I hope THAT thing is available on warstock or something.
I dunno, that sure sounds like fun.
You can only have it if it's just as OP as a tank

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


I'm hoping adding actual characters to the creator means further expansion of that feature, because any given game's community (and especially you guys) will always do some interesting stuff with it and the more you can do the better imo

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

I wish you could change on the fly like in Saints Row. I'd pay for that no problem. The plastic surgery gag plays well in this situation too, being Los Santos and all.

Agent Burt Macklin fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2015 around 02:47

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

I wish there were Dark Souls (1) levels of character face customization, including the glitches.

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


I was getting my character's eyebrows done an hour ago and thinking "Ugh those would be perfect if I could just angle them"

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

With Oblivion character customization it's like "ugh would be perfect if I could just remove that one extra chromosome"

Moochewmoo
May 13, 2009


So today I've been fighting dudes who simply don't die. Like multiple head shots with an assault rifle then I get killed instantly in the first shot. This happened with like 5 people who seem to just have way to much health. What's going on is the special and advanced rifles just bad? The combat MG didn't do poo poo either.

i flunked out
Jun 21, 2009



Why cant we use sniper rifles from the rear gunner seats in helicopters?

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Moochewmoo posted:

So today I've been fighting dudes who simply don't die. Like multiple head shots with an assault rifle then I get killed instantly in the first shot. This happened with like 5 people who seem to just have way to much health. What's going on is the special and advanced rifles just bad? The combat MG didn't do poo poo either.

I've hit people three or four times with the heavy sniper and not have them fall - I'm pretty sure it's lag. That seems to be a huge problem in general because during races there is always a person or two that jumps out ahead of the countdown on my end.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -


The Fresh Prince posted:

Why cant we use sniper rifles from the rear gunner seats in helicopters?

Same reason you can't use explosives/rocket launchers from back there:

Might be fun.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

In almost 14 years here I've never had my avatar changed by someone else, other than I was about 30th in line for a (frankly, rather uninspired) pony avatar. I feel left out.

Some pubbie busts into LSC while I'm using it and the cops decide I'm the bad guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgD0luqSynw

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

We had a wave of goon mass panic last night during a delicate flight maneuver. Only Wee Bairns and I were able to keep calm throughout it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoCAHxuX_So

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle



Aardmania posted:

We had a wave of goon mass panic last night during a delicate flight maneuver. Only Wee Bairns and I were able to keep calm throughout it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoCAHxuX_So

Hahahahaha. That's great. From MY perspective, you all left except for Jay, and the helicopter just hovered there over the limo until we shot it down.

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006



Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:

I was getting my character's eyebrows done an hour ago and thinking "Ugh those would be perfect if I could just angle them"

me 2



The Fresh Prince posted:

Why cant we use sniper rifles from the rear gunner seats in helicopters?

That would be a tough shot. Even a good pilot will sway. I'd rather see better air strikes. I want to pull out a laptop, pilot a drone to a target and deliver that poo poo home.

I haven't felt compelled to play online in a while. I've been playing Diablo and Guacamelee. The latter has some bullshit-tough parts near the end. They should put boss characters in GTA Online. Like a raid.

me your dad fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2015 around 23:28

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012




God drat I love Baker Street

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.


I live in the DFW area and there's about an inch of sleet on the ground so work is canceled

As a result I had time to put together this clip video of me performing like rear end in a race from last night or the night before (I forget):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMg9MyB0vIY

EL Bombastico
Oct 13, 2004

* power up

Kelly posted:

I'm all over that new Karin Kuma if we can purchase it outside of the heists.

Yeah the Kuma looks rad. Hopefully it'll be as useful as the Sultan.

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Your view was different than mine for sure--I didn't see anyone rolling over the hood after I ran over the NPC on the sidewalk. Still awesome either way.

Fish Tickles---I ALSO am pleased in Horse Factory finally having a theme. Though I think it should never be discussed and only heard when we play. Otherwise it ruins the surprise.

Finally, I decided to go through the clips I've been too lazy to edit and put them together. Hopefully since it was easy, I'll be more inclined to just post videos as I go now..

http://youtu.be/m5Chh4j3j-Y

hahah the drive by train sticky

EL Bombastico fucked around with this message at Feb 23, 2015 around 20:03

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002



I think heists are being rolled out tonight/tomorrow.

So go ahead and slap that subscribe button like a Blaine County housewife cuzzzzzzi upload daily

Heartstrings Tugboat fucked around with this message at Feb 24, 2015 around 01:57

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



https://gfycat.com/PettyAmusingHatchetfish

This is what's been happening to me during races a lot over the last week. (not my video)

Heartstrings Tugboat posted:

I think heists are being rolled out tonight/tomorrow.

So go ahead and slap that subscribe button like Blaine County housewife cuzzzzzzi upload daily

LIES!

geeves fucked around with this message at Feb 24, 2015 around 01:29

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

Brightman posted:

I live in the DFW area and there's about an inch of sleet on the ground so work is canceled

As a result I had time to put together this clip video of me performing like rear end in a race from last night or the night before (I forget):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMg9MyB0vIY

You might really, really benefit from changing your car camera from Low to High. I don't know anyone that prefers Low after they know High is a thing.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -


Heartstrings Tugboat posted:

I think heists are being rolled out tonight/tomorrow.

So go ahead and slap that subscribe button like Blaine County housewife cuzzzzzzi upload daily

I would like to follow this post up with a heartfelt "lol"




When is GTAV:PC supposed to come out? It'll be around then. Y'know, we'll introduce a third subset of users, logins and account transferring with the added bonus of traffic from people coming back to try heists to really slam those already shaky servers fully into the ground cause R*

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002



This happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLM8Qubi0MM

Heartstrings Tugboat fucked around with this message at Feb 24, 2015 around 02:14

ExplodingSquid
Aug 11, 2008



There is always leaked stuff and it doesn't mean poo poo, but I'm loving these new photos. Some of the new gear looks interesting.
http://www.theladbible.com/articles...ns-and-vehicles

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

geeves posted:

https://gfycat.com/PettyAmusingHatchetfish

This is what's been happening to me during races a lot over the last week. (not my video)



That would be goddamned annoying; your connection has been terrible lately...

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.


BitBasher posted:

You might really, really benefit from changing your car camera from Low to High. I don't know anyone that prefers Low after they know High is a thing.

I'll have to gently caress with it but I feel like I either had a harder time driving with it set to high, or it's the other way around, you're right, and that glitch that sometimes happens where all the settings get reverted happened and I forgot to flip that switch again.

Jayisspecial
Sep 15, 2006

Therock Obama

Brightman posted:

I'll have to gently caress with it but I feel like I either had a harder time driving with it set to high, or it's the other way around, you're right, and that glitch that sometimes happens where all the settings get reverted happened and I forgot to flip that switch again.

Welcome to the back line up, brother. If you ever leave me I'll kill you.

chopbustabrown
Sep 14, 2011

I AM THE HEAT MISER


Here's a good joke:

Three plebs walked into a bar,
1 was a goon,
1 was a pub,
1 was a dunce.

"When are heists coming out?" The three said to the bar tender.

...

"SOON" replied the bar tender!

(Rockstar lifeinvader post IRL)

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the nuggets in front of me

ExplodingSquid posted:

There is always leaked stuff and it doesn't mean poo poo, but I'm loving these new photos. Some of the new gear looks interesting.
http://www.theladbible.com/articles...ns-and-vehicles
There is an extra heist for last gen.

If this is true that's just R* all over.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake





...doubt it.

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004



Hockles posted:



...doubt it.

So we should be able to play the heists by March 17th after the servers are done eating poo poo for a week?

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Stupid Dick posted:

So we should be able to play the heists by March 17th after the servers are done eating poo poo for a week?

I would add a week or two. Lizard Squad will take down PSN again for a week to commemorate.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Notice it doesn't say what year. Just March 10th.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswi...istspc_02242015

Edit: and they delayed PC again? I don't even own a PC but I feel for ya goons.

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StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011



Does anyone actually give a poo poo about the actual heists at this point or is this another duke nukem forever / half life 3 thing? It's great that they're finally thinking of a way to get a hook on people for interesting things to do in Online but this just feels like too little too late. Just a casino or some other ways to gain / blow money and interact with people wouldn't have been a miss like 6 months ago

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