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SisterFister
Oct 31, 2005

I'm sure you and your 37 dollars will prove to be quite the legal sensation

geeves posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCbFkvHYIpQ

Not quite how it's supposed to work

Yesssss now where's your explodey backflip video

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Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

"Some day coach I'm going to throw 6 TD's in a Super Bowl"

"Sit your ass down Steve"


geeves posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCbFkvHYIpQ

Not quite how it's supposed to work

Not how I expected the video to end.

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle


Jay, Poot and I spent an hour absolutely destroying a tonight and in the end.. he won. He never quit, he never went passive, he just took his beatings and kept trying. In the end, my K/D was 50-5, Poot's was something 30-5, and Jay was.. well, he saw it all happen.

By the end, Jay and Poot were both in fire trucks just spraying him to death.

We ultimately all just left. I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is. The pubbie in question can be seen at end of this video which is just random clips I've grabbed in the last week.

http://youtu.be/K0fTHnrpFTk

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012




gently caress you

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



SisterFister posted:

Yesssss now where's your explodey backflip video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY2zPWUqYwk

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Heists in one week!

My bank account is ready.


That was impressive. You're doing backflips up stairs and I can barely stay on the motorcycle outside of a race.

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011



Kelly posted:

Heists in one week!

Hahahaha

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together


I don't doubt that they will come out, I doubt the ability of the servers to work

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011



ElwoodCuse posted:

I don't doubt that they will come out, I doubt the ability of the servers to work

I doubt both of them but it'd be nice for Rockstar to prove us wrong for once!

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

You know what, you guys are right:


Kelly posted:

Complaining about heists not working properly (or at all) in one week!

I will be a top tier complainer, not to worry.

Orv
May 4, 2011

"To. Ya' know. Stuff."
(Nazi Rank <3)


Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Jay, Poot and I spent an hour absolutely destroying a tonight and in the end.. he won. He never quit, he never went passive, he just took his beatings and kept trying. In the end, my K/D was 50-5, Poot's was something 30-5, and Jay was.. well, he saw it all happen.

By the end, Jay and Poot were both in fire trucks just spraying him to death.

We ultimately all just left. I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is. The pubbie in question can be seen at end of this video which is just random clips I've grabbed in the last week.

http://youtu.be/K0fTHnrpFTk

The end clip is basically just the end of a bad horror movie, that was great.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



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This is harder than I thought it would be. I also started a girl fight up by one of the clubs by the LSC. I need to find the clip for it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxH3l6v6Fro

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

geeves posted:

reddit.jpg



This is harder than I thought it would be. I also started a girl fight up by one of the clubs by the LSC. I need to find the clip for it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxH3l6v6Fro

That was like a kung-fu movie, they patiently waited their turn to wail on that dude.

at that Reddit post. Based on the GTA subs, the ideal free roam session for the Reddit denizens seems to be sitting on the (fake) beach admiring the (fake) view.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

In almost 14 years here I've never had my avatar changed by someone else, other than I was about 30th in line for a (frankly, rather uninspired) pony avatar. I feel left out.

More game modes are coming next week in addition to heists.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswi...ew-updates-also

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005



Keep heists, just give me OJ mode.

Hasta La Vista sounds fun though!

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012




That all sounds kind of fun. I'm actually a pretty big proponent of the Versus modes so I'd love more life added to them. Daily Missions or whatever are neat too

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

I just want Rockstar to steal Kane and Lynch's Fragile Alliance. It would work so well in GTA Online.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Craptacular posted:

More game modes are coming next week in addition to heists.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswi...ew-updates-also

Yay, more special crate nonsense for t-shirts.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

In almost 14 years here I've never had my avatar changed by someone else, other than I was about 30th in line for a (frankly, rather uninspired) pony avatar. I feel left out.

Oh we're posting our GTA:O wishes? In no particular order:

1. A better way to find custom races and other player-made missions in game, instead of having to go through the R* Social Club.
2. A functional casino.
3. A motorcycle stunt course in the stadium ala GTA Vice City. If not that, do something with the stadium so it's more than just an exterior.
4. The ability to turn off mission icons from displaying on the game map. The map is too crowded already.
5. Helipads on the roof of expensive highrise apartments.
6. The ability to race for pink slips.
7. A countdown timer for missions once the penultimate objective is complete, so that players can't artificially extend the time. Or get rid of time-based performance.
8. The ability to have your mechanic move cars between garages with the arrange garage function, instead of just rearranging cars within a garage.
9. No passive mode when in a high priority vehicle. It's pointless to chase anyone in one.

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!

quote:

Adversary Modes will unlock as players progress through Heists

While I'm sure everyone will blow through heists ASAP, making them a requirement for unlocking totally unrelated modes is weird. I wanna play trucks vs bikes on day one.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Craptacular posted:

Oh we're posting our GTA:O wishes? In no particular order:

1. A better way to find custom races and other player-made missions in game, instead of having to go through the R* Social Club.
2. A functional casino.
3. A motorcycle stunt course in the stadium ala GTA Vice City. If not that, do something with the stadium so it's more than just an exterior.
4. The ability to turn off mission icons from displaying on the game map. The map is too crowded already.
5. Helipads on the roof of expensive highrise apartments.
6. The ability to race for pink slips.
7. A countdown timer for missions once the penultimate objective is complete, so that players can't artificially extend the time. Or get rid of time-based performance.
8. The ability to have your mechanic move cars between garages with the arrange garage function, instead of just rearranging cars within a garage.
9. No passive mode when in a high priority vehicle. It's pointless to chase anyone in one.

Well, the casino is supposedly coming. I'd like the rest of those too.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009



Craptacular posted:

Oh we're posting our GTA:O wishes? In no particular order:

1. A better way to find custom races and other player-made missions in game, instead of having to go through the R* Social Club.
2. A functional casino.
3. A motorcycle stunt course in the stadium ala GTA Vice City. If not that, do something with the stadium so it's more than just an exterior.
4. The ability to turn off mission icons from displaying on the game map. The map is too crowded already.
5. Helipads on the roof of expensive highrise apartments.
6. The ability to race for pink slips.
7. A countdown timer for missions once the penultimate objective is complete, so that players can't artificially extend the time. Or get rid of time-based performance.
8. The ability to have your mechanic move cars between garages with the arrange garage function, instead of just rearranging cars within a garage.
9. No passive mode when in a high priority vehicle. It's pointless to chase anyone in one.

If I could only choose 1 of these I'd go with the fourth one along with the option to just turn them completely out of the game. You know what's fun? Walking into a blue circle in the middle of a firefight. Happens to me all the time by the airport.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

In almost 14 years here I've never had my avatar changed by someone else, other than I was about 30th in line for a (frankly, rather uninspired) pony avatar. I feel left out.

I thought the casino was just going to be a location for a heist, not have PvP poker ala RDR (or roulette or blackjack or whatever).

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


I'm honestly pretty excited! This should spice up my stupid quest for thirty GTAO Platinum Awards and to reach level 100

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Craptacular posted:

I thought the casino was just going to be a location for a heist, not have PvP poker ala RDR (or roulette or blackjack or whatever).

A casino is coming but I don't think Rockstar's ever talked about it. Lester has a few omitted lines about the place, a few patches ago you could glitch into it and walk around the unfinished lobby, and mention of it shows up in the code a couple times. Who knows what they're really doing with it.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

In almost 14 years here I've never had my avatar changed by someone else, other than I was about 30th in line for a (frankly, rather uninspired) pony avatar. I feel left out.

Policenaut posted:

A casino is coming but I don't think Rockstar's ever talked about it. Lester has a few omitted lines about the place, a few patches ago you could glitch into it and walk around the unfinished lobby, and mention of it shows up in the code a couple times. Who knows what they're really doing with it.

I knew about all those, and IMO none of them confirm anything. It could be in a heist. Or it could be the other way around I guess, not in a heist and it's only functional in freeroam. Or it could be both. Not enough info yet.

Craptacular fucked around with this message at Mar 3, 2015 around 22:31

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


gently caress versus poo poo, daily objectives just made this patch for me. I was happy enough to wait on heists but this is just icing.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -


I can totally see that new email system they're putting totally breaking the server(s).

Stubear St. Pierre
Feb 22, 2006



My GTA V wishlist:

1. garage/vehicle delivery in offline mode
2. OJ chase/smear the queer
3. BMX stunts

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


Again, I hope the creator is beefed up to match; I wanna play races with running portions or, yes, a usermade OJ Chase

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

In almost 14 years here I've never had my avatar changed by someone else, other than I was about 30th in line for a (frankly, rather uninspired) pony avatar. I feel left out.

Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:

a usermade OJ Chase

I haven't played around much with the LTS creator, but couldn't you do something close with this?

Pretzel Rod Stewart
Aug 6, 2008


I haven't spent much time in LTS either, even though it's my favorite game type that isn't contact missions (or a Geeves playlist). Maybe?

i flunked out
Jun 21, 2009



I just want to be able to use the heavy weapons and the marksman rifle from the gunner positions in helicopters

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

I want a Psycho Slayer mode. That was a simple mod for Operation Flashpoint that was one Psycho VS a team of Slayers, the Psycho looked like an ordinary citizen NPC and it was up to that one to move and behave as an ordinary citizen NPC, but while also comitting murders and taking out the Slayers one by one. Slayers were alerted to incidents and murders and it was a thrill, to win as the Psycho was not uncommon.

(I forget what kept Slayers from just gunning down every civilian they saw but..)

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

In almost 14 years here I've never had my avatar changed by someone else, other than I was about 30th in line for a (frankly, rather uninspired) pony avatar. I feel left out.

Oh yeah and I want the ability to go to plastic surgery at will and mod my player's facial features, if not also their race & gender. They already have radio ads and billboards for boob jobs and "him-plants".

NPCs can be fat and have hairstyles that players can't have. If I want to be a fat 'n sassy black woman with an afro, why does R* deny this to me?

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002



If the Lampadati Casco actually turns out to be one of these

I will cream myself and the Stinger GT might actually collect a little dust.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004



Duke Chin posted:

I can totally see that new email system they're putting totally breaking the server(s).



I hope we can run Melissa.exe

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008



Ah poo poo I just realized I agreed to work Wednesday next week (usually Wed-Fri off). Oh well Heists won't work for several weeks after launch anyway, right?

chopbustabrown
Sep 14, 2011

I AM THE HEAT MISER


Hasta La Vista mode sounds amazing! Can not wait!

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Scyron
Aug 27, 2005

I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? Same result amirite guys? Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff.


I'm happier about this than the free games I get monthly from sony. Yay!


I just hope they work wednesday, since I typically have that day off. That doesn't mean I won't try to play them tuesday after work though!

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