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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Shoehorn some RDR2 code in there and give me a horse and they can have the oppressor back.

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Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
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Rocket horse.

Run on beans.


Bean supply run minmaxed AWWWWYISSSSSS

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013


Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
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Quoting so you can't unpost this

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I was going to swap it for the actual GVF1111 plate, oh well

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
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If that's wrong, I don't wanna be alt-right

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
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And yeah, it's p.wrong

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


squishing pedestrians is GTAO's endgame

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
That post is fuckin' vile. The gently caress is wrong with you?

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
To be fair this place is the origin of tribute.avi

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Psion posted:

That post is fuckin' vile. The gently caress is wrong with you?

:rolleyes:

Sorry buddy, I'll try to make a 9/11 joke instead next time

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hexenritter posted:

Also I want a lovingly recreated version of the video to the Beastie Boys' Sabotage.

Bairns. Aard. Hugh Malone. Any other PS4 goons, really. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? :getin:

Also, Sabotage really needs to be a song on a GTA soundtrack in the future.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Semi related unfortunately, but the NightShark makes a p good bomb delivery system. Put 3 stickys on the grille and drive into your target as you trigger them. It should vaporize whatever you hit, while you bounce a lil bit and then drive off ready for more. This kinda makes up for the mounted guns being weak sauce if you can get close to a target

SisterFister
Oct 31, 2005

I'm sure you and your 37 dollars will prove to be quite the legal sensation

Haaaaahahahahahhaa

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle

Psion posted:

That post is fuckin' vile. The gently caress is wrong with you?

What---you'd prefer he ran over the white NPC? What's your problem with white people?

Also to whoever said it above re: jet packs, pretty sure the oppressor is the closest you're ever going to get to that, and I'm totally okay with that.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Semi related unfortunately, but the NightShark makes a p good bomb delivery system. Put 3 stickys on the grille and drive into your target as you trigger them. It should vaporize whatever you hit, while you bounce a lil bit and then drive off ready for more. This kinda makes up for the mounted guns being weak sauce if you can get close to a target

6 or whatever stickies on any car is what makes tanks not worth buying in this game.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


CBJSprague24 posted:

Bairns. Aard. Hugh Malone. Any other PS4 goons, really. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? :getin:

Also, Sabotage really needs to be a song on a GTA soundtrack in the future.

I will love you guys forever if you pull this off.

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

CBJSprague24 posted:

Bairns. Aard. Hugh Malone. Any other PS4 goons, really. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? :getin:

Also, Sabotage really needs to be a song on a GTA soundtrack in the future.

I fell asleep RIGHT after work and just woke up


This is a good idea, I'll go find a rusty Empire

YET ANOTHER FAG
Mar 6, 2003

by R. Guyovich

:lol:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hugh Malone posted:

I fell asleep RIGHT after work and just woke up


This is a good idea, I'll go find a rusty Empire

I literally had a dream about this a couple nights ago so now we have to do it.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Does anybody actually enjoy the cars-with-parachutes thing? And if so, what's wrong with you?



:qq:

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

prefect posted:

Does anybody actually enjoy the cars-with-parachutes thing? And if so, what's wrong with you?



:qq:

The concept could be cool, but the execution- especially the one at a time version- is bad bad bad. I only played one launch of the all at once version so maybe thats better? Probably not

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

prefect posted:

Does anybody actually enjoy the cars-with-parachutes thing? And if so, what's wrong with you?



:qq:

I like it more when it pays double the money. Shootout mode is actually nice because I can do stuff in between my turns.

It sometimes goes on way too long, though. 40 minutes for a best-of-seven?

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Heck yea this game went on sale right after I decided I wanted it. I hope I get lucky with the hacker minibucks game early on, the money grind sounds rough

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Also, I would totally vote for this.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


looks like you need to take Jock Cranley's Patriot Test

Kali11324
Dec 8, 2004

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I had this for the Xbox 360 and really enjoyed playing it with other goons.

Is there an active goon community on PS4 still? I am debating picking this game up and wondering if there will be kind goons willing to take me under their wing.

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
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There are a few of us left onnps4 that still read this terrible thread

I'm malakai713, send me a thing

remind me your a goon in the request msg :)

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I might be convinced to do some sort of activities as long as 90% of it isn't sitting in free roam doing nothing. I feel like 40% sitting in free roam doing nothing is the proper balance

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

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Double money for import/export sales this week

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Hugh Malone posted:

Double money for import/export sales this week

Somebody explain how this works. I buy crates and then do missions to sell them? Or is it the other way around? (I'm extraordinarily bad at this game, even though I'm enjoying a lot of it. I even found out how to ride a bicycle faster. :neckbeard:)

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


prefect posted:

Somebody explain how this works. I buy crates and then do missions to sell them? Or is it the other way around? (I'm extraordinarily bad at this game, even though I'm enjoying a lot of it. I even found out how to ride a bicycle faster. :neckbeard:)

Ah, but are you talking about hammering the pedal key, or leaning forward? :v:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Hexenritter posted:

Ah, but are you talking about hammering the pedal key, or leaning forward? :v:

Uh-oh. I just turn on "caps lock" and it seems to make me faster. Are there more ways to do it?

(Also, is it just me, or are the aerial-vehicle controls brutal as gently caress?)

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


prefect posted:

Uh-oh. I just turn on "caps lock" and it seems to make me faster. Are there more ways to do it?

(Also, is it just me, or are the aerial-vehicle controls brutal as gently caress?)

Whatever you've got set for "lean forward" (probably left shift) will make you hunch forward over the handlebars and go faster. The same applies to motorcycles. It's also the key that'll roll your car forward in mid air. Whatever you have set for "lean back" (probably CTRL) will also pop wheelies.

Yeah, the aerial vehicle controls on keyboard aren't exactly optimal. I keep a controller plugged in for driving and flying. If you've got one laying around your flying and driving will improve significantly, because you've got much greater control over how far you want to turn, how hard you want to accelerate, etc.

Though when I'm in a car and I need to shoot poo poo I often switch back to mouse and keyboard for those sweet sweet headshots.

Your flying will also improve when you start doing the flight school missions. The higher your character's flying skill, the less unstable the aircraft is in flight. With 0 in your flying skill there's a hell of a lot of wobble.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

prefect posted:

Somebody explain how this works. I buy crates and then do missions to sell them? Or is it the other way around? (I'm extraordinarily bad at this game, even though I'm enjoying a lot of it. I even found out how to ride a bicycle faster. :neckbeard:)

Import/Export is the cars portion of it
1. Have an Office
2. Buy a Vehicle Warehouse(though the computer in your office)
3. Start a steal mission(office computer, "vehicle cargo"), find a car and deliver it to your vehicle warehouse. outlay is free, you only pay if you damage the car on the way back
4. From your vehicle warehouse laptop, start a sell mission to, well, sell a car and make money. Best option is the specialist dealer- for a high end car you pay $20k to customize the car and can make $80k for delivering that 1 car(minus damage caused on the way)

Steal missions are always one at a time
Sell missions can be 1-4 depending on how many employees you have
Collections are groups of 2 3 or 4 specific car/plate combinations, theres a tab in your laptop that lists them. Collection sales use the highest price but don't need to pay to customize them so theres a bit more profit
Cooloff timers are 10-20 minutes between sales. When stealing cars, its only about a minute so by the time you get back to the office to steal another, you're ready

Most steal missions have AI that will try to stop or damage you. Some missions are pertty possible to just sped through and take minimal damage, some you are better off stopping and dealing with the AI
Sell missions - if you are in a solo lobby(or are the only organization with multiple people), you WILL get AI when you try to sell. They mostly follow the slowest car. If there are any other players in the lobby then there's no AI to deal with

There are 32 different car models to steal, and each has 3(4?) plate variations. These are ranked as 'standard', 'midrange' or 'top end', each is potentially worth more when selling ($50k, 75k, 100k i think?) When you steal a car, theres a way to force the system to sell you a high end car so you can max your profits

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

And don't wait until late monday night to bank on the weekly stuff :mad: I sold a full bunker last night at around 11CST. Made 2.1mil, but must have barely missed the end of the double sale or would have been $4+

Want to set up a night this week or weekend with 4 others and rotate through sales, with 1 just in the lobby for AI cover. Sitting on all the colelctions, so might as well cash in, and start collecting again for the next sale

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I need to make a lot of money just to be able to buy a Blazer Aqua, dammit. :rant:

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

Hexenritter posted:

Whatever you've got set for "lean forward" (probably left shift) will make you hunch forward over the handlebars and go faster. The same applies to motorcycles. It's also the key that'll roll your car forward in mid air. Whatever you have set for "lean back" (probably CTRL) will also pop wheelies.

iirc for some reason doing wheelies is what makes you actually go faster on bikes if you're racing for straight line speed

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

And don't wait until late monday night to bank on the weekly stuff :mad: I sold a full bunker last night at around 11CST. Made 2.1mil, but must have barely missed the end of the double sale or would have been $4+

Want to set up a night this week or weekend with 4 others and rotate through sales, with 1 just in the lobby for AI cover. Sitting on all the colelctions, so might as well cash in, and start collecting again for the next sale

No, you got the double payout... a full bunker grosses $1,050,000 normally

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Thats what I was thinking but who knows ha. Cool either way

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