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Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

geeves posted:

Don't worry, CuteAsHeck, while you were AFK, I put our bikes in a safe place



I made a little motorcycles only race up on that area. It could be a good laugh together with 8-12 goons, I know I could get a spawn of at least eight in.

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Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002

Didn't realize if you choose the "drink pisswaser" action during the betting screen too much, you'll go into the deathmatch completely pissed. Whoops.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Heartstrings Tugboat posted:

Didn't realize if you choose the "drink pisswaser" action during the betting screen too much, you'll go into the deathmatch completely pissed. Whoops.
Same with Races. Changes your driving skill to read DRUNK.

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002

Maze bank mega jump here I come :tinsley:

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Croccers posted:

Same with Races. Changes your driving skill to read DRUNK.

Another thing I'm annoyed with in the R* creator is that you can't make a race where you force everyone to be drunk or high.

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

Ursa Adorandum
Man, stealing people's personal cars (with a cargobob) and throwing them in the river (which doesn't trigger an insurance hit for you) gets people ANNOYED. Especially, it seems, when they keep replacing them and you can pick them up from outside Mors Mutual three or four times in a row before they cotton on to what's happening. Other likely spots for car hunting are at the heliport, at the airport, and at Sandy Shores airfield, which all have handy cargobob spawns nearby.

Extra bonus points if you steal someone's car while they're inside an Ammu-Nation, and they come out looking for it and have to decide whether they want to take the insurance hit when they shoot you down.

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
My very first experience in GTAO- got killed immediately, followed the guy to Ammunation, sat in his car and ran over him when he came out. Drove his car a few streets away and shot all the tires off. That's when I fell in love.

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002

Maytag posted:

My very first experience in GTAO- got killed immediately, followed the guy to Ammunation, sat in his car and ran over him when he came out. Drove his car a few streets away and shot all the tires off. That's when I fell in love.

Surprising amount of kids driving in Zentornos without bulletproof tires. It's so funny, and I seriously mean the funniest thing in this game, to shoot their tires out while in Ammunation. They hop back in their super fast car thinking they're about to peel out just bought some brand new gear.

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!
I wish the radar didn't show everyone all the time, it cuts down on fun ambush opportunities. I know there's the Lester ability but that's practically worthless.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

I'd like to disable every single one of those ugly blue job icons. No, Rockstar. Normal human beings do not drive to the job start point, they just accept the invite or join the job from the mission menu.

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
I totally do not have strategically placed job points on the ground as strategic getaways in lobby shootouts.

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002

Mice Everywhere posted:

I wish the radar didn't show everyone all the time, it cuts down on fun ambush opportunities. I know there's the Lester ability but that's practically worthless.

We must be talking about two different abilities.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

The fact that it announces that you are going into hiding is a bugger.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

We've managed to figure out how to glitch a huge cargo hauler, which is usually unavailable in 'regular' GTA Online, into game. Pics to follow.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

Wee Bairns posted:

We've managed to figure out how to glitch a huge cargo hauler, which is usually unavailable in 'regular' GTA Online, into game. Pics to follow.

my take on the Maze Bank Tower ordeal

chopbustabrown
Sep 14, 2011

I AM THE HEAT MISER
Has anyone finished the mission Time to Get Away? Whenever me and my friend get to El stupid he doesn't hop in our car he just stands there with a loving stupid smile while 400 cops surround the barn he's in

Scyron
Aug 27, 2005

I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? Same result amirite guys? Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff. :smug:
Anyone foolin around tonight? I'm chilling in the mines while I wait this bounty out. Pretty funny seeing people get frustrated.


edit; haha I passed my $1000 bounty, and ranked up to toilet lord. awesome.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Scyron posted:

Anyone foolin around tonight? I'm chilling in the mines while I wait this bounty out. Pretty funny seeing people get frustrated.


edit; haha I passed my $1000 bounty, and ranked up to toilet lord. awesome.

You're friends with me(literallygary), just join on me if you see me playing GTAO. I'm usually running with a good number of the crew.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

Wee Bairns posted:

We've managed to figure out how to glitch a huge cargo hauler, which is usually unavailable in 'regular' GTA Online, into game. Pics to follow.


I think this is the one that actually survived the trip to the Maze Bank building.

Here's my video of its return to street level:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56E09A8jchE

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

edit: /\/\
NICE


So, basically, we figured out a way to glitch the Dock Handler into free roam.
It is pretty simple. Completing "A Titan Of A Job" is the key. If someone is in the Dock Handler (that spawns in the Titan hangar), and stays in it when the Titan is delivered, they will spawn in free roam with the Dock Handler. The drat thing is so tall, though, that it needs a cargobob to airlift it outta the airport area where you spawn...
We managed to glitch it in 3 times, so it seems fairly reliable.
A few pics.





Driving it off the Maze Bank ended badly, I got the drat thing stuck.



Edit#2: Countdown til Reddit claims it's a glitch "they" found in 5...4...3...

Wee Bairns fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Mar 1, 2015

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



Aw maaan I wish I was playing tonight, that owns

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

geeves posted:

Don't worry, CuteAsHeck, while you were AFK, I put our bikes in a safe place



I...You...How??
I really need to stop leaving my PS4 on when I leave to do things lmbo.

Had fun tonight wrecking the fun for everyone else in my dubsta. :getin: Please invite me to more things so I may ruin more fun with 6 wheels of fury, Wee Bairns & Co.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Cute as heck posted:

I...You...How??

Not the actual video (forgot to save it) but since heists will never be released I need something to pass he time so I've taken up stunting.

Dish 1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJhrX0PRNk8
Dish 2 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cn89uMiqWI
Dish 3 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zZAT385EiY

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



geeves posted:

Not the actual video (forgot to save it) but since heists will never be released I need something to pass he time so I've taken up stunting.

Dish 1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJhrX0PRNk8
Dish 2 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cn89uMiqWI
Dish 3 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zZAT385EiY

Awesome. You should make a race with checkpoints up there :getin:

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

Hobnob posted:

Man, stealing people's personal cars (with a cargobob) and throwing them in the river (which doesn't trigger an insurance hit for you) gets people ANNOYED. Especially, it seems, when they keep replacing them and you can pick them up from outside Mors Mutual three or four times in a row before they cotton on to what's happening. Other likely spots for car hunting are at the heliport, at the airport, and at Sandy Shores airfield, which all have handy cargobob spawns nearby.

Extra bonus points if you steal someone's car while they're inside an Ammu-Nation, and they come out looking for it and have to decide whether they want to take the insurance hit when they shoot you down.

Hook their car and go passive. They will shoot at you every time and nuke their own car.

The messages are magical.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

geeves posted:

Not the actual video (forgot to save it) but since heists will never be released I need something to pass he time so I've taken up stunting.

Dish 1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJhrX0PRNk8
Dish 2 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cn89uMiqWI
Dish 3 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zZAT385EiY

Nice.

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002

Wee Bairns posted:

The fact that it announces that you are going into hiding is a bugger.
They'd notice you went away if they were looking at you on the radar anyway, so that's irrelevant. If you were just trying to ambush someone you're still at an advantage, possibly even moreso because they're gonna be shook when they see the alert wondering if it's them you're coming for.

If you're rolling 6 deep it becomes absolutely brilliant, as you all get in a Roosevelt or whatever, then take turns using the ability granting the whole squad 6 minutes of off radar time to reign.

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002

Also so happy the cars thing is fixed so I can actually go near my home at Eclipse again.

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.
Me and a friend were playing around late last night/early morning and came across a few guys that were a little off. Started with one hitting me with a cop car while I was trying to snipe another guy on the beach, so we started killing him and his friend, they were dumb, so we got like 20 kills to their 3 or there abouts, and one put a bounty on my friend for 9k. My friend found a decent spot to hide and shoot people, and I covered him, the second guy kept texting me and my friend to leave him alone despite his repeated attempts to collect the bounty. Eventually I line up a shot on my friend to cap him and give him the bounty money, but the second guy manages to get the kill a moment before my bullet hits his now lifeless dome.

At that point a crate drops, it's in the middle of the desert far from the pier where we were, but no one is near it, so I steal a helicopter and fly out there, that guy shows up and starts a shoot out with me over the crate. He continues to text me stuff like "leave me alone" and "f off", I get the crate, and then blast him away with the minigun in it a few times. So we decide "gently caress this guy" and get a Buzzard and chase him around the map for while, eventually following him home. Where we precede to just ding dong ditch him repeatedly for the hell of it, and because no one else is in the lobby. Right before we decide to stop and do other things he lets my friend in.

They drank a bunch, the guy changed clothes, then he got in bed. My friend did the "shh" gesture over him a bunch, got a text about being "creepy", and then ate all of his snacks and drinks to litter up the guy's apartment. Sent me this screenshot of the result:



We would've let things be long before this if he hadn't continued to both gently caress with us and also texted us to stop messing with him. I'm guessing they don't know what passive mode is or something. We then started some missions and invited them along, so I feel like it's a wash between childish pettiness and helping them get like 60k in half an hour or whatever.

Edit: We ended the night with me in a tank and my friend flying it around with a cargo bob. Was impossible to aim with all the swinging around but I managed to get at least two pubbie kills with it and noticeably panic some others. Took them a lot longer than we anticipated to get a lock on the cargo bob and ground the tank...on a roof.

Sax Solo
Feb 18, 2011



geeves posted:

Not the actual video (forgot to save it) but since heists will never be released I need something to pass he time so I've taken up stunting.

Dish 1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJhrX0PRNk8
Dish 2 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cn89uMiqWI
Dish 3 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zZAT385EiY
Nice flips! Let me dig back 8 months ago in my snapmatic :smug:

Heartstrings Tugboat
Sep 5, 2002

Definitely my best sticky performance, followed by a very unlucky bike flip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDcI-rk-7mw

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Sax Solo posted:

Nice flips! Let me dig back 8 months ago in my snapmatic :smug:



Challenge accepted

Sax Solo
Feb 18, 2011



:cool::hf::cool:

SamuraiPaul
Oct 9, 2005

Blowin' up da moon.
I joined pootbarn and Quim Reaper briefly but when other goons arrived the chat glitched out and I could hear no one (either that or there was a party chat and I wasn't invited). Before the other goons arrived there was an odd glitch where I could hear people outside of crew and friends. I had to mute everyone manually despite what my chat settings were.

Sorry to the goons who I killed and exploded without apology during my radio silence.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Aardmania posted:


I think this is the one that actually survived the trip to the Maze Bank building.

Here's my video of its return to street level:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56E09A8jchE

Noice. BTW on the west coast at least those are called Top Picks. I've been nearly killed by them too many times to count.

Agoat
Dec 4, 2012

I AM BAD AT GAMES
Lipstick Apathy
I really want to play this with goons on Xbone. Add Agoat944 if you're on tonight!

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCbFkvHYIpQ

Not quite how it's supposed to work

Stubear St. Pierre
Feb 22, 2006

I have a bug in my game that Google yielded nothing on: every time I switch from online back to single player using the character select wheel:

Edit!!!
If I pick Trevor, it loads me as Michael
If I pick Franklin, it loads me as Michael
If I pick Michael, it loads me as Franklin

Anyone have any ideas? This is on Xbone. Clearly a problem since I only want to play as Trevor.

Stubear St. Pierre fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Mar 3, 2015

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

Stubear St. Pierre posted:

I have a bug in my game that Google yielded nothing on: every time I switch from online back to single player using the character select wheel, no matter which character I pick, it loads me as Michael. Anyone have any ideas? I loving hate Michael. This is on Xbone.

I keep getting Franklin. As for a solution, hold down and select Franklin or Trevor and endure the some 10 seconds or whatever it takes to switch.

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Stubear St. Pierre
Feb 22, 2006

Seeing Michael do whatever retarded poo poo he's doing for 10 seconds is just too much for me to bear

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