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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

sigseven posted:

people saying loops have to be done in first person last night, this was my view:


You're telling me people don't play in first person 100% of the time?

I'm so lonely...

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
What's wrong with it? In general I find driving pretty dope, it only sucks when you're driving some car that has about 2cm of usable window space (Karumaaaaaaaa) but then again I only drive a few things to begin with. Savage/Besra/AkumaGargoyle for life

Also on that note for the 2 people using first person, the gargoyle obstructs your view the least out of any vehicle I've ever driven and also it's dope as gently caress making it double dope as gently caress

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Cage posted:

I wish the view were a few inches higher for first person in-car. As far as I remember you don't see the hood in any of the cars I remember driving, whereas IRL you usually do.

Yeah that makes sense as a criticism, I was thinking more from a gameplay standpoint than realism so didn't think about that!

T1g4h posted:

The Gargoyle is seriously the best motorcycle in the game now. It sounds awesome, it hauls rear end, and it's legit good at offroading. Owns.

My housemate was in awe as I drove up almost vertical cliffsides effortlessly in it and then we both watched sons of anarchy and turned into motorcycles.


ANYWAYS I came into a bit of GTA online $ so now I have 2.4m and no idea what to do with it. I kind of want to get accommodations for my CEO place but every opinion I read says that's a terrible idea. One of the new cars might be pretty neat too but from what I can tell they have kind of a janky view in first person. Help me throw my money in the trashcan goons!

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

http://i.imgur.com/1lOwxuE.gifv

I kid I kid

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zigmidge posted:

Ooh a new page. Better get some time in, I need new material to kill this page too.

Let me figure out how to convert some of these videos to gifs and then we'll be in business

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zigmidge posted:

If you can trim to 15s you can let imgur or gfycat do that for you but yessss :getin:

CBJSprague24 posted:

Good times with PS4 Goons last night. About 10 of us in a room committing general fuckery and then two different heist setup groups. Y'all good people. :hfive:

these gifs are now all double relevant

http://i.imgur.com/USnS9lW.gifv

e: oh poo poo I hit post when only one was uploaded poo poo hold on!!

e2: phew

http://i.imgur.com/7K54Uw2.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/9HITuSQ.gifv

ArtIsResistance fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jul 17, 2016

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
http://i.imgur.com/U2KbQaZ.gifv

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Babe Magnet posted:

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Bandwidth Overloading Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Thread Like Nigga Close The Tab Haha

goddamn



http://i.imgur.com/KEz5xl7.gifv

This one is my favourite GTA V moment ever it needs sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPigBGmWhc

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
You could select the option that makes it so that you have to click a link for gifs to load

or you can whine and tell everybody else to stop having fun posting gifs

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

UserErr0r posted:

That doesn't work for these. Try again later.

http://i.imgur.com/vXLS1nA.gifv

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
hello ps4 goons thank you for adventures I made this minute long video to commemorate the good times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEsuxZnf5YA

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zigmidge posted:

Useful to know if you're a donk that never lets off the gas and crashes a lot in freeroam I guess.

Look at this scrub who can't contemplate never braking and still never crashing

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zigmidge posted:

Coupe took his pants off, for me, after that^

Wow third person driving that must've been very hard having a view of everything like that :rolleyes:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I promise to put sarcasm tags around my post as long as you put giant retard tags around yours

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zigmidge posted:


Bitch, you don't know who you're dancing with, I could do this all day

3/10 no giant bloodstain mysteriously covering your entire windshield at once

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Psion posted:

I said of me. Your gfys are good.

*gets hit by other car in race*

:vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince:gonna post this for my BROS:vince::vince::vince::vince::vince:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

eesh don't quit your day job

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

TheFonz posted:

Do you get paid per autistic comment or do you provide this service for free?

Not so cool for a guy named TheFonz, eh?

coupedeville posted:

*makes fun of content someone posts in the thread*
*doesn't post content of their own*

this checks out :pseudo:

:ironicat:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

UserErr0r posted:

Dear poor people who want to get into the CEO gimmick,

If you must do it, despite how unrewarding it is for how much it costs and the time it takes, get the cheapest office and warehouse. There's no reason to spend more. Get the gun locker if you need it, but no other upgrades. Cash safe and the bedroom add-ons are useless. Also, you'll never drive the Pegasus brigade or tugboat.

Tldr, don't complain about being unable to buy cars because you spent an extra 5 million on unnecessary executive office stuff.

Yeah listen to this guy and don't buy fun things in this serious grimdark game

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Starhawk64 posted:

In the grimdark future of GTA, there is only crates.

http://i.imgur.com/lpNtOEC.gifv

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zaphod42 posted:

Bedroom is especially useless if you buy the cheapest office, because then you can get the Del Perro apartments (cheapest heist-worthy 10-car apartment) and its literally walking distance from where you spawn.


Money safe and bathroom aren't fun things.

He's saying save your money and buy the actually fun things like cars and guns, you jabroni.

Accommodations unlocks rum in your room. It's like you're all arguing with me while being willfully ignorant about everything

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

What's so interesting about that you're just firing a missile :downs:

^ your gang has no coordination 2/10

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

oh poo poo people expect gifs of all my posts but I don't have any good ones!!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Psion posted:

I'm all about when it's too close for comfort.
https://fat.gfycat.com/MadTimelyLarva.webm

wait, that came out wrong

Holey moley you hit a ramp in a stunt race

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zigmidge posted:

impressive, even I couldn't get myself probated from this thread

You gotta make fun of the bad gifs to do that, not post them

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZvm9RMR04o
in honour of bisticlz, who died

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

20 million dollars worth of crates... might be for your own safety

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
itt people burn people for playing videogames when they play... other videogames

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
Games is a weird subforum, I thought people who dedicated their lives to videogames liked each other

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

taters posted:

I've been playin' these internet vidya games with goons for a while now since the first Everquest. I'm yet to play a game with any element of PVP in it where goons didn't eventually snap and turn on each other.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to 'splode some goon crates. Especially the non-mumble LLJKs in an org with 3 pubbies.

Even without the ability to attack each other in game, there is always forums drama.

ill kill goons sometimes and blow up their cars but that's only if I want them to get into the KICK rear end helicopter I've piloted all the way there and if their name is mrmoop

blowing up goon crates just seems mean but if that's who you are then do it I guess!

taters posted:

Please no, these mechanics are integral to my play-style.



im imagining going through life hating wheelies and I can't even comprehend it wtf

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

titties posted:

I like how taters, the goon who loves nothing more than loving up people's crate runs, also likes to discuss various ways to secure his session so he can run crates in peace

people who like to blow up crates are also paranoid of others blowing up crates

source: gently caress all crates and crate owners pew pew hydra

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Psion posted:

zig, zig, zig. Nobody actually plays this game anymore. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.




https://zippy.gfycat.com/CoarseLittleAngwantibo.webm

those npcs got npowned

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
That's a cool snipe not

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Jose Mengelez posted:

Crew has a max of 1000 members and is constantly around 998-999. there's goons who were on the waiting list for months before a slot became available. Also this is the wrong thread.

I know console plebs are dirtpoor vagrants and nobody likes a filthy J4G, but surely the four of you could raise $2.50 each to buy your new pal a forums account? You might have to go without eating for a week but like they say; you cant put a price on friendship.

How do you manage to write the spergiest post in a thread zigmidge posts in?

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Jose Mengelez posted:

turn your monitor on

Jose Mengelez posted:

laugh it up bitches. me? i'll be doing the backstroke in my scrooge mcduck vault full of high end graphics cards and sipping on a tall glass of sparkling thermal paste

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zigmidge posted:

ps4 crew: leave your homes

:ironi


cat:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
not as shameful as piloting a jet in 3rd person w0w

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

coupedeville posted:

more content for thread:



we have new goonbros to induct into the forced 1st person no radar/no hud heist krew :D

noted gaming kitten FutonForensic and respected goonbro A_DYING_FORUM (SA: A White Guy) have both joined in on the fun unique heist experience (Beaver did not join us in the no radar/no hud portion because his brain isn't broke like mine is :downs:)

You shouldn't force people who use 3rd person to do anything except quit the game

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I like when the VIPs fall through the earth and you can never reach them

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Hugh Malone posted:

Can you guys please make some gifs and YouTubes of the hacks? We don't get to see any of those shenanigans on PS4

here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuFNR3uiqwk

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