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circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Stubear St. Pierre posted:

Have they added anything at all to this game besides music?

Yeah.

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


MrLonghair posted:

Using Golf to boost strength. 5 bars, 162 px total width, 32 per bar, 3 px space between them.

Nine hole round = +2, single hole round = +2. Same five minute waiting time returning to lobby after finishing a round. (The capture card sucks with the colour blue)

Now to check out punching cows.

Do they have cows in online?

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Bobby Deluxe posted:

There should be a race option in the creator called 'on foot' and you start on the beach at the northern point of the island and the winner is the first person to get to the airport.

I tried making one of these, the nearest I got was a bike race where I reminded people in the description they could get off the bikes and steal a car.

Put walls around the starting point that they have to climb over.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Aardmania posted:

Interesting. The orange ball that sits on top of the juice stands near Grapeseed and the observatory no longer despawns when you roll or drive it away. It only despawned after I died.




I was able to take this one into Los Santos for a round of bowling on the freeway. I guess this means that we can also have car soccer matches now.

This is the best thing about next gen. Now if only they can add it to the creator

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Moochewmoo posted:

Is the Entity XF the best super car? Or is the zentoro better?

Zentorno

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


The Infernus is the prettiest supercar.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Policenaut posted:

The casino in LS has actually been updated a few times over the past year, like they made a rudimentary interior that you can glitch into and I think there's some code here or there that suggests that the casino may be operational some day. That'd be pretty incredible.

There were audio clips that leaked over a year ago of Lester talking about the casino being open in online. Not sure if they're on the current gen versions though.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


I had a dream that Rockstar added heists in secret.

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Duke Chin posted:

Man, some dickbag already took my name on Playstation network. I was a unique snowflake for so, so many years (cause who would want a name this stupid?)

Chinese royalty perhaps?

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Ziploc posted:

Am I the only one who likes catchup turned on?

What is this some sorta condiment fetish?

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


I said come in! posted:

December 23rd! Along with the long awaited Heist update; http://www.latintimes.com/gta-5-hei...l-leaked-282445

The improvements to snow leads me to believe the next GTA could be someplace snowy. Or RDR2 in Alaska and Canada?

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


titties posted:

for those of you excited about a better XMAS TIME experience than we got last year, be prepared for disappointment if you're still playing last-gen.

Gradient snowfall which impacts how slick the pavement is: PS4 / bone exclusive
Unique snowfall sky textures: PS4 / bone exclusive
Limited-time Christmas-themed apartment interiors: PS4 / bone exclusive

The dregs will receive the same non-event we got last year.

I liked the snow last year. It looked cool.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


TheDarkFlame posted:

The Voltic is a great car.

It's the best ninja car.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


That first line in the trailer

R* you silly geese.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Best thing about the heists trailer:

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot



They make a good point as to why they decided upon shark cards rather than selling DLC the normal way.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Is there any way to turn a regular Jester/Massacro into their racecar counterparts or vice versa?

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


It's weird that they don't let you put liveries on solid colored cars. San Andreas let you do that

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Nintendo Kid posted:

San Andreas also made it so custom cars had a lifespan of 5 minutes after modding unless you drove like 20 mph

I know. It was great.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


BitBasher posted:

Oh, they are there, but cloned ones from hooker glitch days were flagged as non sellable.

It's to punish people who aren't smart enough to think of selling their duped Adders and using the dupe money to buy new ones.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


SplitSoul posted:

Hope they keep the snow for at least a few days this year. How about the clothes and cars, will they be gone as well?

The cars will stay.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


I wish the snow would have tracks in it on the roads where traffic is, but that would involve some sort of mapping that the game currently doesn't have.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


FallinInTheBlak posted:

They can track skid-marks and so this would be fairly simple to do.

No those are decals. I mean a persistent mapping that exists without vehicles spawning.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Bobtista posted:

Sorry for kinkshaming.

Being gay is my kink.

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


me your dad posted:

This should really be the new thread title.

It really should.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


I like my gamertag because its also the name of my old character from SAMP.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


I hope heists come out this month.

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


I hope heists get released this month.

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


SisterFister posted:

Ranacher has huge boobs everybody

Same here, but man boobs hehehehe.

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Get to da choppah!

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


I hope the heist update comes out tomorrow.

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


geeves posted:

They know nothing of hairpins or chicanes.

But there may be clown clothes coming.



http://www.rockstargames.com/newswi...or-selections-a

That's an NPC.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

Yes, but only a PS3 one I'm afraid. It's not terribly exciting outside the novelty of watching livestock get knocked off bikes.

It's for PS4 also.

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com...zjU-Unpm0FOeagA

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


ChocNitty posted:

I just started playing online on the next gen version. How come they have 60 player missions and capacity, yet i'm never seeing more than 18 people in a session?

It takes too long for a job lobby to get up to 30 players so most people quit. 30 is the limit not 60.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


There's going to be an update tomorrow and it's not going to be heists.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


The update is here!

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Kelly posted:

This is an article highlighting crews.

Whoops I linked the wrong thing. Here is the real update!

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


geeves posted:

Some rumblings on the GTA Forums: Looks like they did update the tuneables file and nerfed the Sad Trombone price. Instead of 23k the horn is now 12k and Dubstas are selling for about 7k less at 29k. Still free to add apparently, but I think it was changed to stop the Rebel / Rat Loader selling in the short term. Being R* the price will probably return to normal once a patch is released.



Best Valentine's Day update ever.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


cool leak





http://modznation.com/index.php?thr...ak-part-1.1283/

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Sep 26, 2012

by zen death robot


Policenaut posted:

(let's call it "DIKYEA")

It's already called Krapea.

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