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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:

Whats the requirement to make the hydra buyable?

You can't buy or sell while the save service is down.

It's unlocked after the third setup mission of the Humane Labs heist.

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

fyodor posted:

i am not laundering my rebel money

Why not?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

geeves posted:

Because it's not enough money over time to be worth laundering? It's great for short term purchases of clothes, masks, vehicle upgrades or a vehicle itself (or even several vehicles). If you think you're going to make enough in the short term to fill a few garages will Adders.... have fun. ~1 hr to get ~650k (I think digitalprophet mentioned this) and you're going to do this for a nest egg? If you're that worried about R* taking your money, you might as well play the game.

Then just buy whatever you can before they take the money away. Unless you're saving up for something there's no reason to hold onto the money, and if you are saving up you're better off laundering it.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

ijyt posted:

Are Heists good? Need to know whether there's something to look forward to other than the tsunami of exploits that'll come with the PC version.

Yeah they're a real game changer.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
It looks like the casino hype is real, it's not just cut content:
https://twitter.com/funmw4/status/576328826298355712
https://twitter.com/funmw4/status/576097499162796032

circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Mar 14, 2015

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Mandrel posted:

Pubbies are awful. Jesus christ.

It could be worse. They could be goons.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Los Santos with the lights off

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
https://twitter.com/funmw4/status/578305189276319744
https://twitter.com/funmw4/status/578285756403228672
https://twitter.com/funmw4/status/578290916043018240
https://twitter.com/funmw4/status/578313308509372416

I can't wait to roleplay as a crusty old guy at the slots.

circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Mar 19, 2015

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Slim Killington posted:

What's the closest looking thing I can get to a Monte Carlo or a Cutlass Supreme? The Emperor?

Sabre Turbo

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oh god, I just had Vice City flashbacks :ohdear:.

Sunset red and cream is the only way to go.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

omg chael crash posted:

So, I bought the Marquis. I've never had such buyers remorse. Shrug

what why

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

blackguy32 posted:

No, I am talking about people who just create dudes. The women in the game look ok, but I have yet to see a guy online who didn't look like poo poo. They all look like they have been living in their mother's basement eating cheetos.


I like the way this dude looks. I wish more people online would make their character look this good.

Shamelessly stolen from Mathew442 on gtaforums.
http://gtaforums.com/topic/748122-show-us-your-ng-character-xb1ps4-pic-heavy/page-77#entry1066924284

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
what the heck is this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OLE_mcOD8

also funmw2 found some stuff that points to 11 new assassination missions as part of a singleplayer DLC.
https://twitter.com/funmw4

circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Apr 3, 2015

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Maytag posted:

Why did I look like this is this hacking too



no that's the new heist.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Alan Smithee posted:

oh man I wonder if you can get a pic of anita sarkeesian as a crew logo

:v:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Can we please stop loving whining about people not having the DLC or special items because they didn't play when they were released or aren't a returning player?

They have a mod for this now.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I hope tomorrow we get some info on the next content update.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I hope today we get some info on the next content update.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

hellfaucet posted:

I spent like 4 hours last night cruising around looking for a Dubsta (not even the Dubsta 2) and was totally unsuccessful. I tried multiple SUVs to help the spawn, cruised around Rockford Hills/West Vinewood/Burton/Pillbox HIlls.... nada. I'm kind of thinking they don't even spawn unless requested by Simeon, or are super rare now, or spawn in different locations than they used to.

I've been putting together a list of vehicles to add to my rare car garage:
Dubsta (or Dubsta 2)
Western Daemon
Peyote
Phoenix

Any help upping spawn chances would be greatly appreciated tonight. I'll probably be on late, around 10pm EST if anyone feels like helping.

You can get the Phoenix from a mission unless they patched that.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Steam loving sucks.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

orcane posted:

If only technology in today's Los Santos allowed people to mix their own songs together, we could have something like Saints Row's mixtape feature. That would come with the bonus of not having to listen to the terrible hosts and the awful ads whose "lol isn't America awful" jokes have stopped being funny in GTA:SA over ten years ago.

No, I think it's good the way it is.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Woah a new car manufacturer. Also gently caress yeah an NM4.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

BitBasher posted:

It is not a new manufacturer. Coil makes the Voltic currently in the game.

Progen is new. I think it was mentioned in some of the beta audio though.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

T1g4h posted:

So if I buy the mullet hairstyle now and then switch back to my bald War Boy look, am I hosed if I decide I want a mullet again after the Independence Day stuff ends, or is it permanently unlocked for me? I know hairstyles are kinda weird in that you have to pay for them every time you want to switch.

You won't be able to get it back after the holiday event, that's how it happened last year. It's immensely stupid that we'll never get pinstriped suits, flapper dresses or mullet hairstyles year round because of the way Rockstar handles holiday events, even when that content is already installed into the game and hardly even holiday themed.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

AirRaid posted:

This look familiar to anyone?



Hey, they're ripping off Saints' Row 4!

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Top Hats Monthly posted:

The new car should've definitely been a Ford GT in my opinion...not stupidly expensive, but also extremely cool and good

I'm a Ford fanboy




They could call it the Bullet GT, which was the name it had in TBOGT.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Capn Beeb posted:

If we're bringing TBOGT cars back, how about the Tampa. Loved that thing.

It's likely they will.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/786484-new-leak-tampa-supergt-feroci-army-cavalcade-detonator-barbarian/

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Capn Beeb posted:

Oh nice. Now bring the Zombie bike back as well :v:

I hope they have a DLC where they just bring back all the bikes from TLAD, truthfully. 13 sport bikes and 3 choppers, those are numbers I don't like.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
How does the T20 perform? The retractable spoiler on it makes me quite happy.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I think someone at Rockstar is a fan of Inspector Gadget.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I have done the experiments myself and there are very clear differences between different tyre types. It's more of a handling tweak than a gigantic, earth-shattering difference, but it's there and it's noticeable, enough that you might as well spend the small amount of cash necessary experimenting with them.

Again, try cornering and handbraking a car with Tuner tyres, then try it with Sport, then with Muscle. They feel obviously different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0kDIRrxgIA

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

OhsH posted:

Oh man please tell me more about tenths of a second because i wouldnt know poo poo about it

haha alright guy

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Policenaut posted:

poo poo, did the Osiris get outdated already?

Only very slightly. The T20, Zentorno and Osiris perform on pretty much the same level.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

UserErr0r posted:

Does snowy LS have any physical geometry changes, like piles of snow to the sides of roads, or is it just texture changes, terrible handling, and snowfall effects?

Not really texture changes, I think it has something to do with how the normal map is rendered (if a point on the normal map is facing straight up, it shows up as pure white, facing laterally shows up as normal, everything in between is shown as in between). I assume that changing the physical geometry, if they actually wanted it to look good, would be too large to fit in a single patch, and too much effort for a limited time event.

circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Jul 13, 2015

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Tony Montana posted:

You'd just.. meet with your hacker friends and spawn a thing and drive and smash for a bit and then log out for a game where you have real goals to work towards?

Yeah. Problem?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I don't know why R* hasn't added any new interiors with the new cars. It seems like that's something they should be able to do.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Some new info on the next DLC was leaked and it looks to be a lowrider update. One of the vehicles is named SLAMVAN3.

Really hoping for this:


The Faction was mentioned too.


And TORNADO2 which I'm guessing will be a 58 Impala.

The full list is here:
http://gtaforums.com/topic/806554-the-next-dlc/?p=1067743466

circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jul 21, 2015

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

titties posted:

I have a Virgo, but the Remington had a distinctive rear end that I really liked.

The unique customization it had was the best part though.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

It taught me the meaning of the word dorifuto, and that's important.

its where the word dorito comes from

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Rockstar please bring back the Hustler :sigh:

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