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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
If you are on PC use mumble otherwise the guys in mumble probably wish you weren't using up space in the crew!

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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
The town of Harmony also has Sultans rolling around commonly.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
I feel bad for you, son, if you grind in gta.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
"Fixed issues with mouse input when running at lower frame rates."

This is the best patch.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
So only the unfun hacker stuff is left? That's....

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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But you're the smart one, I'm sure you'll figure something out. I'm just concerned that all the kiddies have left are the hacks that don't make me laugh.

Even blowing up whole servers, while annoying to jump to a new session, made me laugh.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
That's something I'd complain about. This is my post-work fellow neighbour murder and agony simulator, after all.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
What wow elf rule? It's the internet golden rule: There are no girls online.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Yeah I bet you poop flowers too :rolleyes:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

Seconding the splitting of this thread for consoles and PC. I'm sure in some circles this dude and his hacking GTA are fun and cool, but it's annoying and he sounds like a dumb gently caress ("lol cock* and their servers lololol. Their own fault!").

Please.. for all that's holy. If this thread only had 10 posts a day about actual fun poo poo that's happening in this game compared to 5 pages of people crying that they don't have one-time release content and why they have to pay insurance, it would be a god-send.

lol

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
His posts are good, Kurumas are a great addition, use mumble to solve your crew/thread splitting woes, the luis vuitton wrap is sick as gently caress and I think the osiris looks ugly as sin with a spoiler.


I think that covers it.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Or you know, he gives us lots of insight as to the state of hacking in this game as well as notices for fun lobby sessions. I hear you though, this 2 and a half year old thread is so busy and noisy we need to split it up. Let's talk about that some more. Also let's bring back icequeen because I too am sensitive on these here forums.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Fishstick posted:

I never ended up doing humane raid because Prison Break soured me on heists

That's too bad, Humane Labs is the most entertaining series.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Sit up straight, son! You make it look cramped in there. Play a playa not a busta

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Need a fourth? I'm down

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
It was me. I shot out all your plane windows and you made it hilarious.

The crying about other goons and chant for vote kicking was kind of sad though. Consider drugs and alcohol next time you play and lighten up.

Providing air cover for the island siege and that 30 minute long armor convoy were fun as gently caress tho.

All in all a good session was had with, what, a 20 goon server? Pink everywhere...

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
:golfclap:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
:effort: Man you weren't kidding. I can't wait to see the sedan post.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Homework used as an analogy for grinding and then used as a lol ur a poor statement. loving lol this thread

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Better let the teach know. You wouldn't want your parents to find out about your work ethic the hard way.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Guys stop asking top hats to talk even more

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Dryer Lint posted:

i have no sense of context

lol

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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coupedeville posted:

Also I am disappoint you didn't post ur garage Zigmidge this is urgent tia

My garages are nothing but brown Dukes'. It's brown all the way down.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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I didn't wanna take Top Hats' thang!


Hey, guybro is duplicating a thing you can do because now that I joked about it I actually would love 30 brown Dukes' filling my garages. It would be so creepy.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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They won't even play your song DURING the dogfight!

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

I want to do more off-road posts but eugh.

Doo eeeeet they're great!


hellfaucet posted:

I don't really care too much about stats if the car feels good while driving and looks cool. I'm a simpleton.

Sometimes I insist on taking my brown Dukes to pick up the insurgent during that one dark and stormy Humane Labs missions because there's everything to love about that car's style.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Not to get all scryon about it but you don't need to trade race wins. I earned mine by simply being the host and turning off custom cars. A few people whine about it, most don't. A lot of people running GTA race playlists genuinely like the racing game and don't care what car you put them in. This is one part of gta:o that rockstar didn't amazingly screw up.

Yeah also catchup and slipstream. A pox on your children if you actually like those features.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Praseodymi posted:

I feel like catchup/slipstream is pretty much mandatory if you're doing a contact race, or some gently caress just PITs you the first chance he gets and disappears into the sunset never to be seen again.

The trick is to be that gently caress.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Wait I thought the goons that played games don't leave their apartments

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Whatever you do don't go one for one with your ingame character. You'll both just end up on a long aimless drive through the desert listening to a trashcan fall down five flights of stairs.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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T1g4h posted:


Also, bonus Dukes porn because the Dukes is the best goddamn car in the game overall :h:


You've ruined it!! The intake is so hideous :mad:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Daaaamn where did all these bad music opinions come from. I can understand if you're into rock music, though.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Worldwide FM is brilliant from start to finish, Non Stop Pop has an incredible selection of bangers from not just pop but memorable house and trip hop eras. Splitting hip hop into a 90s and modern era stations was the smartest thing anyone could do for a soundtrack. The lab actually has music that isn't terrible and helps put you into Los Santos. There are separate soul and funk stations now because good there should be. FlyLo FM is one of the most original radio stations ever made but it helps that I love flying lotus.

It sucks that there's no Jazz and Classical, I agree. The punk, rock and country stations are miserable though and I feel like more thought should have been put into them. Maybe split them up into classic and modern stations like they did with hip hop.

Overall though, V knocks it out of the loving park unless, like I said, you're a rock-head.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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It's funny, I can't even think of commercials and DJ jokes from IV or V I tune them out so hard.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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mutata posted:

Edit: I appreciate that none of you have tried to convince me that the talk radio in GTAV is good.

It's this that makes us all wonderful people despite our differences in musical taste.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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UserErr0r posted:

Too bad boats are pretty much useless in GTA5. There's no huge bodies of water separating islands like there were in GTA3/VC/SA/4. There's the Alamo Sea, but everyone just drives around it.

There's as much point to it as an airplane you can sit 6-wide watching video game models sitting and moving a thing to their mouth.

My buds and I love taking a sailboat out to sea, aimlessly. It's a good place to hang and chill and watch while you're busy chain smoking or rolling one up and you don't need a pilot who is just going to yell at you for shooting his windows out.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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But I'm so booooooooooooooooooooored and the guy at my table keeps hogging the booze :mad:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Thanks for bringing the worst debate topic back to this thread, Ownager.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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It's a killer car with offroad tires for any of the missions that have you driving the long dirt road way around the alamo sea.


"remove cheat money" hahah

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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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UserErr0r posted:

Whining about not being able to kill players in passive mode is hilarious because... it's not a shooter.

Do you see a kill and death counter on each player when you hit Z? Nope. The only time you see a kill counter is when someone kills you - and it's just between them and you. And your K/D ratio is also nearly never seen. K/D ratio is meaningless anyway because there's so many times you might get killed by a cheater, by a goon right after you get out of a heist mission (as per tradition), or when someone shoots thru the ammunation doors. Instead, you see "job points" as your score. You're supposed to do jobs. Free roam is more of an interactive lobby that allows you to do a whole bunch of poo poo in it.

It's Grand Theft Auto. It's a car game. The point is to drive cars (which may or may not be stolen). And not blow them up, either (because you previously got bad sport points for that).

Really the only part of GTA Online that focuses on killing people are the LTS/LMS/DM/TDM jobs. Go play those, or better yet...

This thread might be better suited for your killing fetish and need to say rekt whenever you kill someone.

It's great going into passive mode right when a pubbie tries to shoot me down with guided missiles. They get so mad.

ahahaha Ownager had wrong opinions but this is loving insane

something awful never stop being full of poo poo

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