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Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Oh you'll be able to store them with some crafty glitch, but when the patch comes along to "fix" that, it'll wipe your garages and set your balance to -$500k. :rockstar:

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Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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There needs to be a dart gun or something that causes peds to frenzy.

I miss the pedestrian riot cheats :(

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare


Good lord that tunnel poo poo :stare:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Do any of the ten car garages have a particular advantage over one another? I've been out of the loop a long time and I'm still in apt 9 on Eclipse, but already see a few new cars I want to get :haw:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Is there a way to get the pilot headset on my character? I had it on when I ported over from the 360 and I really liked it :(

Edit:



Three whiskies and a bonghit later, LESTER THIS IS SNAKE

Beeb fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Apr 16, 2015

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Is there a way to automatically use reserved armor instead of going through the quick menu and using it manually?

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

RVT posted:

I'm brand new, have 1.2 mil (I think?) for online, and don't really know what to do first. I want to fly aircraft around in free roam, do heists, and have a few cool guns. Any advice for what I should buy/do first to get started?

Buy a high end apartment to host the heists if you wanna be the leader. The DLC weapons on the right wall at Ammunation are all fairly solid and aren't rank locked.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Heartstrings Tugboat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIuLOydF6zg

Had a bounty on me and needed to act fast.

Doing this makes me wish I could get a few more disguises.

Is there a way to get the police outfit on PC without doing a character transfer from the consoles? Cause drat I like how it looks on my character.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Is there a way to wear the t-shirt mask with the radio headset? Because both look good on my character, but I want to combine them for maximum :jihad:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

I figured it out


:jihad:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Anyone having problems tonight? I haven't been able to complete a job, I get to the hey go here to talk to the reward giver blip, and the game just sits there. No cutscene loads at all. Tried a few different jobs now, same poo poo. Failed one on purpose, restarted, and I was hanging out in the clouds. Didn't even get the spinny white circle thing in the bottom right.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

net cafe scandal posted:

Post some drat character pics, all.

Crime Mom, the devil, random possessed French(?) woman, and a Swedish sauna enthusiast. All shocked at Trevor's behavior.



Crime Mom and the devil are friends. Yay friends :)




She also works with random MSF grunts.



The wetlands up north help her feel home again. There were interlopers though and that upset her :(













:owned:


Mom's capacity for violence sometimes gives the devil himself pause.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

net cafe scandal posted:

You've been waiting a long rear end time to post these haven't you.

Nonsense.






Sorry random ped :(

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Slim Killington posted:

I can't justify getting a Casco because it's just too close in performance to the Coquette Classic and not nearly as pretty.

This is important:

Can the Casco fart flames?

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Has anyone had the following bug:

Solo in invite only server
Start mission from Jobs menu (any job, doesn't matter)
Complete mission
Go to mission turn in point
Game sits there, does not load cutscene of your character handing off package or whatever to mission giver

Because it's getting really loving old. Been plaguging me for a few days unless I do some jobs with friends first, then it works for a while.

Chopper Tail for example is glitched even harder when this happens, the helicopter doesn't take off once you get in the dune buggy.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Guuuuuuys buy our shark caaaaaaards :qq:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

I'm still getting bugs doing missions solo. The helicopter in Chopper Tail doesn't take off, cutscenes don't fire when I enter the complete mission yellow blip thing, etc.

Awesome.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Kelly posted:

One of my objectives today is to play a versus mention. Top Fun has been populating a lobby for 25 minutes. Before that, one of the adversary modes was populating for 15. I give up!

Do it with friends.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

I still can't complete jobs that I've started solo, what the gently caress is this stupid bug :(

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

My can't complete mission in solo mode bug has gotten even sillier now. I drive into the mission complete spot, and now I don't even get out of the car. Used to be I'd get out, walk to where my character would be in a cutscene, and nothing would happen.

The gently caress, Rockstar.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Any alleged hotfix on the PC sure didn't fix my job problem. Still can't finish jobs that require me to enter the yellow mission finish blip on the ground. Some vehicles that I should have to chase in various jobs don't move at all. The helicopter on Chopper Tail is invisible.

Cool.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

IBlameRoadSuess posted:

Sorry to say bud, but you might need to validate your files/reinstall.

I validated the other day and it didn't fix anything :( The really amazing thing is I hosted a job for a friend and now he's got the exact same problem.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

That's another thing with my bug: When you finish the mission, the white transaction pending message pops in the bottom right of the screen. I don't get that :iiam:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Uselessness posted:

I don't know if you've already tried this, but a friend had a similar issue with being unable to interact with certain things. He managed to fix his by switcing the directx version he was using, I think from 10 to 11? or 11 to 11.1, I'm not really sure but it was a weird fix for a weird bug.

The real confusion stems from transferring the same exact bug to another player. The game worked fine on launch and for a good while afterwards, but the last week or so is just a poo poo show.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

PC bug continues. I've verified files, reinstalled, and I still get the following problem:

Invite only game
Play any mission
Vehicles that I should have to chase (Helicopter in Chopper Tail, van in Show Me The Monet, two vans in Hit 'Em Up) do not move. Vans sit in their spawn location, helicopter is invisible. I can hear the rotors, but I can't see it above me. Used to be it would just sit on the road and I'd have to yank the driver out and let them get back in to get it to take off.
Carry out mission objectives, proceed to mission turn in point
Enter yellow complete mission blip
No job complete cutscene fires
No "transaction pending..." popup in bottom right of screen
I either sit in my car or walk to where my character stands in the post mission cutscene
The world continues to progress. Traffic and pedestrians still spawn and travel, weather cycles continue firing, radio still plays.

I can replicate this bug with a 100% success rate.

The only time I can complete a job is if it has no complete mission blip, example: Killing all the remaining enemies at the motel in Hit 'Em Up. Choosing a mission from the vote screen and completing it via entering the final yellow blip still ends in the same bug.

I managed to transfer this bug to a friend when I hosted a job for them, now they have the exact same problems.

What the absolute gently caress is broken here?

Beeb fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 5, 2015

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

IBlameRoadSuess posted:

Hard drive failure and/or the game just doesn't like your PC? I've got no clue as to why this might be happening otherwise.

Single player works fine. Non-mission jobs work fine (skydiving, races, etc). My friend that had the same bug just restarted and now things work for him so far, so I'm going to try that now.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

I rebooted and now Online works as it was before. Also the little yellow mission blips are super skinny now:



This game can be so weird sometimes.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

im pooping! posted:

cheese and crackers i want online poker

That would be nice, yeah. Owing casinos money in San Andreas often resulted in some good fun :v:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Jossos posted:

E: I turned voice chat on briefly, after a bunch of people I heisted with complained I didn't have it on.
Obscenities and allah ahkbars 24/7. Turned voice chat off again.

If you're not belting out the takbir when blowing up police then what the heck man

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Slim Killington posted:

Hey when Simeon requests a Daemon, where do they normally show up? I'm cruising around on a Hexer trying to find one.

I see them around the strip club area when I'm driving around in my Buccaneer. They seem to be in the cheap-ish car seed.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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It really is a shame you can't get the beater shell with normal vehicle performance. I want a beater Sabre with proper power and poo poo.

Then paint the thing black and throw chrome on it and shout MEDIOCRE at people as I explode them

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Does the Rat Loader still get really squirrely at speed? It's why I sold mine :( Those drat skinny tires.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

ijyt posted:

Yeah I'm getting all the lovely cars and putting bug catchers on all of them.

Anything else is :mediocre:

It's too bad you can't have your buddy crawl out on the hood and spit gasolineguzzoline into the engine for more boost.

It's also too bad painting my Sabre with any of the metal paints makes it look decidedly not metal, shiny, nor chrome. Just kinda... flat grey?

:mediocre:

Pumpy Dumper posted:

Well this game seems like a waste of my money at this point. Every time I try to play online some hacker just blows everyone up and I have to kill the game process because I can't even log out in game.

Play in invite only games with your friends.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Demitri Omni posted:

Why do we have all of these Fleeca franchises with interiors that I can't rob like a convenience store?

Speaking of convenience stores and robbing,



I found this in the back of one of them. I, of course, could not interact with it. :(

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Floppychop posted:

I have ~190 hours into GTA online.

I've seen 3.

157 hours for me, seen one. :(

Party Plane Jones posted:

Armored cars will only spawn if everybody in the server is over level 15. They dialed the spawn amount down years ago because it would basically spawn one after another in lobbies.

But that was so fun; that frenzied dash to knock over as many as you possibly could and ditch the cops.

But it was fun, so it had to go.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Bring money to reload it.

A lot of money.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

theguybro posted:

It's Duke of Death I think and a few painted cars like Massacro I believe

Edit: Duke of Death spawning sets it on fire though and if anyone knows of a bypass that would be great if not then it's something I'd have to try myself. At least it shows that Cockstar knows how to handle SOME stuff and less incompetent.

I wonder why the Kuruma and Insurgent is perfectly fine, but the Duke of Death is just ~*too OP*~ or whatever.

Honestly I'd rather take it over the Kuruma so I can be all WITNESS ME as I explode en route to Valhalla :perfect:

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

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Policenaut posted:

Ill-Gotten Gains Part 1 drops for all platforms on June 10th.


Most excited for those new clothes aw yeah lemme play gangster dressup motherfucker

The mention of a mansion is cool and all, but let me claim the heist yacht :argh:


So does it perform as it should and can you store it in a garage? I love that stupid car.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

So lame :( I just wanna bomb around it with a buddy, blowing poo poo up that we deem :mediocre:

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Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Cool, that bug where I enter the little yellow blip to complete a job and the game just hangs there came back.

The bug that I fixed last time by rebooting my PC in 2015.

:cripes:

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