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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Hey, you know what I haven't seen from next genners yet? Any goddamn Weazel reporting.

You even left the weasel tumblr out of the first post.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 21:36

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 11:28

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Cute as heck posted:

I don't know why I expected the launch to go smoothly

Also all cars top out at 120mph, what's the deal?

I'm guessing because travelling at more than 120mph ~~activates the flux capacitor~~ means the engine can't keep up and you get really bad pop-in item loading effects.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 08:40

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Policenaut posted:

I just use the Special Carbine because that wonderful BUDDABUDDABUDDA it makes when it pops off.

It also seems a lot faster at taking down helicopters. Maybe the armor penetration is better?

# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 03:57

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

titties posted:

HEED MY WORDS AND YOU SHALL ALL BE PLEASED

Fill you first a room with goones

Race: any
Type: GTA
Class: motorcycles
Team GTA: YES

E: Customs off

There should be a race option in the creator called 'on foot' and you start on the beach at the northern point of the island and the winner is the first person to get to the airport.

I tried making one of these, the nearest I got was a bike race where I reminded people in the description they could get off the bikes and steal a car.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 09:28

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

circ dick soleil posted:

Put walls around the starting point that they have to climb over.

Prokhor posted:

What if you made a cage in the creator so you'd have to get off the bike to leave?

I didn't get what you meant by cage at first but yes, this would work too.

At the moment the few test sessions I've run have shown people tend to bike to the highway, steal something faster, then quit just outside the city once they realise how long it is.

I've also stuck blockades along the major routes to add extra challenge.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 19:13

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

MrLonghair posted:

Disable Traffic, enable Wanted Levels, and in my dream - Enable wild animals.

Ohh, extra wild animals would be amazing.

My favourite thing about it was the screams of disappointment from the people who tried to take the tunnel round the east side of mount chiliad, only to find the southernmost entrance blocked off by boards. There are a couple of points I blocked off major / obvious roads to try and encourage panic driving.

I should really polish it off and link it so you guys can do a next gen version, because I am a poor with only an Xbox 360 to my name.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 00:57

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

If they're duped, you can downgrade to a 2 car garage, and the game will put 8 of them into storage. You can have the stored cars delivered to you by the mechanic and you should be able to sell them at an LSC. The remaining two you can get rid of by driving another car up to the doors and replacing them.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 20:57

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

I found it works for the ones at the bottom of the list, but the top one or two don't sell.
I think you can get the remaining two to sell if you rearrange the garages and move them to another one, but you might have to just blow them up / replace them.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 23:19

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

BitBasher posted:

I pretty regularly pass supercars in my 4 door sedan Sultan on long straights despite the speed bar being nowhere near as long.

I have a theory that top speed is limited to the speed at which the game engine can load new cells, so you don't end up bombing down the highway and looking at the super low res basic landscape you sometimes see in jets if you fly low enough on last gen. The problem is that R* haven't relatively scaled back all the top speeds so you get silly poo poo like sports cars outpacing supercars.

I swear something has always been up with turbo. When I added it to my entity I swear it made the acceleration worse. Maybe it changes the gear ratios so you have less torque at lower speeds, but a higher top speed. If I'm right this would actually make turbo a worse choice on entities and zentornos.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Nov 30, 2014

# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 13:38

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

circ dick soleil posted:

There were audio clips that leaked over a year ago of Lester talking about the casino being open in online. Not sure if they're on the current gen versions though.

Knowing R*, it'll probably be gambling real world cash in return for in game money. Or real/real seeing how online casinos seem to be ridiculously lucrative right now.

Then you'll get a bunch of fox news / daily mail features screaming about 12 year olds addicted to gambling.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 09:21

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Wheany posted:

PHYSICS!

Lag. If you watch, it's drawing the model where it assumes the bike / oncoming car is likely to be based on the last velocity & trajectory the game received. Best example of this is when he hits the black car then shoots at the driver - it looks like he misses, then half a second or so later it corrects him into the car.

I think spectator mode updates less than normal but that's just a guess.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 10:05

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Croccers posted:

I'm not wading through 5+ youtube videos each with a minute of begging for scraps at the start of them.

It's not the begging so much as the loving intros. I can only take so much cheap rave / dub step followed by a nasal 'hey guys...'

# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 09:52

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

titties posted:

Whoever runs the @weazelnewsteam twitter should probably follow @beef_slabcock, the official twitter of celebrity news personality Buffy Wang.

Please tell me this means more reporting.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 09:28

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Duke Chin posted:

Goons have proven time and time again to have poor impulse control.

I think the rule is to only team kill where it is absolutely ~~unavoidable~~ hilarious.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 13:19

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Typical GBS posted:

Does anybody play on 360 anymore, GMT as well?... never actually played with / seen any goons yet.

I will be when *snicker* when heists come in *giggle* in *pfft* in the next patch :cawg:

Seriously though, I will come back for heists and even play with goons online and everything. There may even be reporting.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 15:52

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

titties posted:

(I have been called a friend of the family by an 8-year-old online)

Thanks to Facebook, twitter, tumblr, Xbox live and various forums, if this does not happen to me once a night I have to check my router.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 19:16

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Hugh Malone posted:

Truth. I only use it on one race, Legion square dance. Woe be unto you when I port that to ps4

I made a deathmatch called Legion Square Dance. Are you telling me there's a verified race called that now?

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 22:44

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Please change the thread title when we have snow, I got reportin' to do.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Dec 19, 2014

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 18:24

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Which is a bit of a poo poo if you have to spend the day with family, who don't understand why you would rather blow up the detritus of the western world while driving a supercar in a once-a-year event, instead of sitting staring at whatever poo poo's on the beeb.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 19:29

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Roobsa posted:

What on earth is poopsocking?

I know it was a few pages ago but I want to go back to this level of innocence.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 16:02

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Snapmatic is down

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 17:18

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

drat you last gen screenshots :smith:

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 21:40

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Duke Chin posted:

Oh my god we need to spam the gtao people with clips of top gear reliant shenanigans until they add it in.

They'll probably end up adding caravans, and not in a fun way.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 16:47

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

the snow was beautiful like my big gay last gen avatar

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 15:23

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

StickFigs posted:

Is there some sort of compatibility matrix for Creator jobs? Like can a 360/PS3/XBone-created job work on PS4 or vice-versa?

360 created jobs didn't work on PS3, I can confirm that much. Seems like getting Live and PSN to cooperate at all was just impossible.

What I don't know is if jobs can hop generations, like if 360 jobs work on bone or if PS3 jobs work on PS4.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 12:39

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

Proud of my vehicle

E: gently caress I hate chrome ios

Sorry friend, just not quite Barbie enough.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 13:40

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

verbal enema posted:

I am like permabroke in this game

1: Do missions. Seriously, even with pubbies you stand to make $10-20k every 5 minutes.
2: Sell Gallivanter Ballers for $9k every 45 minutes,
3: Rob convenience stores in a mask but go round the desk, melee the cashier just as the threat bar is full and press right on the d-pad and you get the money from the till and the bag he drops - about $4-6k. On the getaway, park off road and take off the mask to lose a star.
4: if you're bad at free roam start an invite only lobby and grab cars for Simeon until he marks a high priority vehicle, then go for that. Do not go for HPVs in open lobbies because everyone blows them up which is hilarious. $7-12k per car depending on its condition on arrival.
5: There was a capture mission floating about that required 4 players to not gently caress it up, and literally all you had to do was stand still for about 10 seconds and you'd walk away with $5k and a bunch of RP, ~~but I can't find it~~ http://youtu.be/fQB4cI9QWnM

e: new RP glitch: http://youtu.be/yvGPmNWb-Jw - this guy seems to be pretty quick with new glitches with relatively little irritation.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Jan 4, 2015

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 11:27

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Don't forget the surfer:

Handles like crap even upgraded, but give it a clown horn and a matt paint job and it's just the best thing to rock up to a mission in.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 23:13

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:

Can I get the hearse as my personal vehicle and if so how do I reliably spawn it?

Keep checking reddit.com/r/gtaglitches for ways to transfer single player content to multiplayer, and pick one up from the morgue in Davis or Paleto bay.

While they don't spawn in multiplayer any more, the garage checker doesn't kick them out or stop you storing them if you can transfer it across, so a lot of people who have them do so because they did it when the known glitches were available.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 10:28

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

SPOOGE4U just in case my crappy last-gen screenshot isn't clear.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 18:52

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

MrLonghair posted:

e: hotel rear entrance was the start historically, game won't let props be placed underground, very to find a suitable tunnel and pillar.

Switch camera mode to on foot then walk down there. It's possible. I painstakingly built an entire death match in a tunnel before R* announced the next gen versions and suddenly nobody was around to play it

# ¿ Feb 8, 2015 23:06

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

circ dick soleil posted:

There's going to be an update tomorrow and it's not going to be heists.

Oh poo poo yeah. Time to unlock the Roosevelt for my alt :swoon:

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 11:25

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

fyodor posted:

he voice chatted the public to come to his location then his character started dropping bags of $40k.

That makes sense. A lot of modders have been able to spawn items in free roam once they know the item's reference. What would be hilarious is if they found the code for heist money bags that R* accidentally left in.

GTA Online: The real heist is stealing funbux from R*

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 01:49

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

ExplodingSquid posted:

There is always leaked stuff and it doesn't mean poo poo, but I'm loving these new photos. Some of the new gear looks interesting.
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/content-for-gta-v-heist-mode-leaked-including-new-weapons-and-vehicles

There is an extra heist for last gen.

If this is true that's just R* all over.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 12:45

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Craptacular posted:

More game modes are coming next week in addition to heists.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52397/adversary-modes-daily-objectives-and-more-new-updates-also

Lamar missions.

LAMAR. MISSIONS. :madmax:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 14:35

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Craptacular posted:

2. Do something with the BAWSAQ stock market. Maybe have mission payouts partially linked to it, e.g. if a lot of people do the mission where you blow up a bunch of garbage trucks, then the waste company's stock goes down. If fewer people do that mission, then the company's stock would recover, making it more profitable to do that mission again.

That would be a great way of handling it, which is why it will probably never happen.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 22:26

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

I may be coming back for heists on 360. I say may, as since leaving I have acquired a crippling addiction to farming the same five levels for glowing dodecahedrons in another shoot mans game, in the hope that they will give me a different gun, all of which are terrible.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 01:25

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

just one more man, just one more... it might be purple

it's not purple

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 01:38

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Finally got myself a PS4 copy in the black friday sale, transferred my old characters over, still have my dead hooker money and am still in LLJK.

Unfortunately I have absolutely no idea what to do next. Last time I played was pre-heists, like 4th of July update back on 360. Any advice for how to try and get back into things?

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 03:24

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 11:28

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Hugh Malone posted:

I'm malakai713 on ps4, I play sometimes still when I have time

Send me a friend thing and put LLJK in the msg or something please

Also your av is cool I remember that adult swim thing, it was Art

Yeah, I think I remember you from way back when we all used to do the Action News updates:

http://weazelactionnews.tumblr.com

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 16:54

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