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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Cole posted:

Reroute the enola gay?

Time to reactivate the Philadelphia experiment.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



lightpole posted:

2/3, pretty sure they found the one in Ukraine as well. If you round up that's practically passing.

http://observer.com/2014/12/russians-rage-against-america/

Russians mad. Ruble down more, things going to start looking grim over there soon.

Tanks through the Fulda Gap! :gifttank:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Casimir Radon posted:

Don't you remember? It's Operation Extended Warranty.

:master:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'm pretty sure I stole that joke from you.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Cole posted:

Reroute the enola gay?

Just let those retards build their region the way they wanted after helping defeat the Turks, and maybe it wouldn't be as lovely? Worth a shot if you got a time machine.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

i have a hard time believing that letting the middle eastern peoples establish their own borders would result in peace through the easing of ethnic tensions instead of just giving them borders to send their death squads over

like i'm no political scientist or nothin but kurdistan existing on a map seems like it would just result in "ISIS attacks kurdistan" rather than "ISIS attacks kurds"

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Dec 31, 2014

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
The only thing worse than world powers dictating their policies is letting them dictate their own poo poo have you loving seen what goes on there when they are allowed to decide anything?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm pretty sure I stole that joke from you.

That would explain why I enjoyed it so much, I guess.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


In other news today's Bang Bus scene involves them loving a girl carrying a "I can't breath" sign. Expect a shitstorm on Tumblr.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Casimir Radon posted:

In other news today's Bang Bus scene involves them loving a girl carrying a "I can't breath" sign. Expect a shitstorm on Tumblr.
The problem with today's society is that nobody bothers to learn how to spell or use words good. In the age of social media and the twitterverse, it's idiots like this that perpetuate the social norm that its ok to not care about propper spelling and grammer. "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." In the 21st century, you dont even need to open your mouth. Its a sad day when people from other cultures have a better grasp of the English as a second or third language then those for whom it is there first.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Casimir Radon posted:

In other news today's Bang Bus scene involves them loving a girl carrying a "I can't breath" sign. Expect a shitstorm on Tumblr.

Ahahahaha are you serious?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005



I'm going to hell.

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013

Casimir Radon posted:

In other news today's Bang Bus scene involves them loving a girl carrying a "I can't breath" sign. Expect a shitstorm on Tumblr.

They do seem to be the go-to place for washed up bros who want to combine their two favorite pastimes of angrily masturbating while hating on women/feminists/libruls/minorities.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:



I'm going to hell.

Change the jersey to 69

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:



I'm going to hell.
Bangbus is a Bangbros production :colbert:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

Bangbus is a Bangbros production :colbert:

good job gold star for you :thumbsup:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

good job gold star for you :thumbsup:
It's my mission in life to ensure everyone has correct pornography information.

Also in the news: ChrisChan vandalized a Sonic advertisement in a GameStop while dressed in drag, then maced an employee on the way out. He's in jail now.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Spicy Guacamole posted:

"It is better to keep your mouth closed

Not entirely accurate on Bangbus.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Casimir Radon posted:

It's my mission in life to ensure everyone has correct pornography information.

Also in the news: ChrisChan vandalized a Sonic advertisement in a GameStop while dressed in drag, then maced an employee on the way out. He's in jail now.

LOL

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Casimir Radon posted:

Also in the news: ChrisChan vandalized a Sonic advertisement in a GameStop while dressed in drag, then maced an employee on the way out. He's in jail now.

I didn't know who this was. So I googled ChrisChan and got an ED article.

:stare:

I'm not one to buy into insanity pleas too often, but.... This dude has issues and belongs in a mental health facility. Not a prison.

Prisons eventually have to release people. This guy, needs to be Haldol'd up and locked away till the sun eats this planet whole.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Spicy Guacamole posted:

The problem with today's society is that nobody bothers to learn how to spell or use words good. In the age of social media and the twitterverse, it's idiots like this that perpetuate the social norm that its ok to not care about propper spelling and grammer. "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." In the 21st century, you dont even need to open your mouth. Its a sad day when people from other cultures have a better grasp of the English as a second or third language then those for whom it is there first.

*grammar

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:thejoke:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Casimir Radon posted:

It's my mission in life to ensure everyone has correct pornography information.

Also in the news: ChrisChan vandalized a Sonic advertisement in a GameStop while dressed in drag, then maced an employee on the way out. He's in jail now.

holy poo poo gonna go check the cwciki for the first time in forever

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Casimir Radon posted:

Also in the news: ChrisChan vandalized a Sonic advertisement in a GameStop while dressed in drag, then maced an employee on the way out. He's in jail now.

I always knew he'd end up in jail for something Sonic-related.

edit: Here's his mugshot. Guy looks more and more like Buffalo Bill every day.

Zeroisanumber fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Dec 31, 2014

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

holy poo poo gonna go check the cwciki for the first time in forever

Same, holy poo poo. it was all motivated for the new Sonic game/cartoon not having the same colored arms.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

also he had his taint pierced and he considers himself a male lesbian

wasnt he on probation for making his mom run down another game store clerk with their car

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


FAT SLAMPIG posted:

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

also he had his taint pierced and he considers himself a male lesbian

wasnt he on probation for making his mom run down another game store clerk with their car
Yeah. I figured he'd get locked up after that one but nope.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'm gonna have to look this guy up after work, because the last few posts are pretty loving :stare:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Dude's really mad about video game stuff.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

I'm gonna have to look this guy up after work, because the last few posts are pretty loving :stare:

He's an internet famous autistic Sonic the Hedgehog fan who wrote a lot of self starring fanfic who recently became a tranny.

I'm not convinced that he's not actually Fire

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I lived close to Chrischan for a while but alas never had an encounter with him

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Honest to god I feel bad for him. He's a lovely person and everything, but at the end of the day between crippling mental illness and his upbringing, kid never stood a loving chance.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Zeroisanumber posted:

edit: Here's his mugshot. Guy looks more and more like Buffalo Bill every day.

Holy poo poo. :stonk:

thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer

Zeroisanumber posted:

I always knew he'd end up in jail for something Sonic-related.

edit: Here's his mugshot. Guy looks more and more like Buffalo Bill every day.



It puts the beige back on the Sonic or else it gets the mace again!

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013

Booblord Zagats posted:

Honest to god I feel bad for him. He's a lovely person and everything, but at the end of the day between crippling mental illness and his upbringing, kid never stood a loving chance.

The story really should be 'internet shitlers spend years incessantly bullying and doxing poor special needs kid', quite probably making a lot of his issues even worse. Couldn't just let the poor guy be alone and paint his loving sonics, could we? :smith:

Courthouse fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Dec 31, 2014

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I must disagree, oh no sir! That colors just not right! (maces ted at game stop, adjusts brazier)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Courthouse posted:

The story really should be 'internet shitlers spend years incessantly bullying and doxing poor special needs kid', quite probably making a lot of his issues even worse. Couldn't just let the poor guy be alone and paint his loving sonics, could we? :smith:

That's another good point. I'm certain the people who spend all day trolling him are by far shittier human beings than he is.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

tbh i expected there to be reprisals for the release of sonic boom

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The ones documenting his behavior probably aren't all that bad, compared to him anyway. The people actively trolling him might be though.

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Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

In GBS there was the ulilila (s/p?) thread where a totally harmless autistic guy who wanted nothing more than to sit around, eat pizza and program a 2d side scrolling video game had

- his sister's nudes found, distributed, and repeatedly sent to him by gbs dudes
-gbs dudes repeatedly asking him if he wanted to gently caress his sister
-his every facebook status met with gbs dudes "owning" him
-gbs posters in communication with his parents asking if they could buy him stuff
-gbs posters buying him stuff anyway
-gbs posters having some sort of lottery or contest or something to go on a date with him
-gbs posters just coming over and hanging out then going to gbs to talk about the monster ownage of the harmless autistic guy they did


These people can all still post here and think this stuff was fine and normal.

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