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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!


who else had/has one of these?

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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I saw either a penthouse or a hustler in the back of a Hudson News in JFK Airport sometime in the mid-late 90s. We were waiting to pick up either my uncle or grandparents, I can’t quite remember.

I definitely wasn’t supposed to see it and I have no clue how I was able to leaf through it for as long as I did, but I was able to look at it for probably like a good 15 minutes. Plenty of time for it to imprint itself on my like 7-8 year old brain

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Thomamelas posted:

My dad was a mechanic and owned a garage. And to pay off my AOL bill, I spent my weekends cleaning it. Where I would constantly be finding porn. Move a box? Find some porn under it. Put some manuals in order, find some porn mixed in. It was like an Easter egg hunt. But with porn.

lol at your dad just constantly cranking it at work

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Thomamelas posted:

It was five mechanics plus my dad. I'm pretty sure they were all jerking it.

lol at your dad literally circlejerking with his employees at work

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

AlternateAccount posted:

The only incident like this I ever had was exploring on top of the giant walk-in cooler at work in the back warehouse and finding a Playgirl featuring Scott Bakula’s exposed donger.

Playgirl is very 90s, and I suspect never actually purchased by girls.

what is Count Bakula packing? Inquiring minds want to know

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

DrBouvenstein posted:

I've never had one of those.

Aa a kid, I just assumed my family was to y poor to afford such opulence.

Dude, viennetta is the fake mass produced Italian ice cream layer cake. It’s like Friendlies.

Did you get local ice cream growing up?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

DrBouvenstein posted:

I think both of you missed the whole "as a kid" part.

As in...a freakin' 6-8 year old dumb-rear end kid who didn't know what stuff was.

Obviously I know NOW, and did when I was a bit of an older kid, that it wasn't some kind of "$200 super premium luxury" on the same level as, like, caviar.

But again...six year olds are stupid.

this is like when I had white bread at my neighbors house for the first time

my parents are emphatically wheat bread folk

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

mind the walrus posted:

Be careful, that new Viennetta image has "Frozen Dairy Dessert Cake" clearly visible on it. That means it's not legally considered ice cream by FDA standards, which is what a lot of Breyer's ice cream does.





"Frozen Dairy Dessert" tends to taste like poo poo.

some dark loving science and some horseshit loving ice cream

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Trabant posted:

^ exactly! It's being served in glasses. Meant for booze.

The moment I get one of these motherfuckers I'm eating the whole thing slice by slice from a martini glass.

yeah you know what else was served in those?

https://youtu.be/Wc9lcMoJmTQ

https://youtu.be/MwiQ_K6DGmI

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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Inzombiac posted:

What the gently caress?

Is it a regional thing now? I'm in Oregon and I haven't seen one in a few years. Not at Fred Meyers or any convenience store.

I don't have a sweet tooth but choco tacos are perfection.

I see them in most ice cream trucks, and occasionally supermarkets

there was a while where I only saw them in ice cream trucks tho, but also I wasn’t looking/don’t look particularly hard for frozen novelties when I shop for food

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

mind the walrus posted:

Just buy generic lactase pills and chug 'em. I'm lactose-intolerant and I can still drink milkshakes if I eat enough of those bad boys along with it.

or just somedays you decide that eating all that pizza is worth the diarrhea and go with god

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

made by robots = premium

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
The Lindor chocolatiers are special-contracted to provide the chocolate that goes into Viennetta, and ten are personally on staff at all times to drizzle the chocolate on each cake by hand

they are all so handsome

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Handsome Ralph posted:

Apparently they changed the recipe and they taste nothing like they used to.

I bought a can of the cheezballs on a whim and it tasted like sawdust with orange coating. Disappointing too because I used to loving looooove the cheez curls.

Contribution, This is clearly 90's related
https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1350974973544947713

for all of the (tongue in cheek) bitching in the song about mass market culture and Hollywood, that dude became a hella successful songwriter in his own right even without all the New Radicals royalties

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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twistedmentat posted:

There's something about the song that really rubs me the wrong way. It came off real slick and professional for the band that seemed to try to sell itself as a some kind out outsiders that where here to challenge the big corporate rock of *checks lyrics* Beck and Hanson.

Also probably because of my teenage experience, the poor kids had to go out and get jobs and were constantly abused by rich kids who did not, so making a song about how kids should just be allowed to run wild is like making a teen movie and making the jocks the heroes. Though later found out that people who didn't grow up with a bunch of lovely rich kids didn't have this interpretation.

Sometimes i realize when I describe what I went though in my teenage years it sounds like i'm talking about being in the poo poo in Vietnam. To illustrate how lovely these kids were, they beat me up because i thought getting a girl drunk and having sex with her was wrong.

“You know what I love about rich kids? Nothing”

(yeah Patrick Willems just dropped a 35 minute video about hit early 00’s TV show The O.C, what of it?)

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
The thing that gets me is how much older everybody looks/feels and especially dresses. I am basically the age that the Seinfeld cast was during some of the show’s most beloved episodes, and I just cannot reconcile the fact that Jason Alexander is like 31 there. They all seem so old and middle-aged.

There appears to be this massive gulf in the early-mid 90s between, like, the plaid-wearing teens and 20-somethings, and 30-somethings going to parties in slacks and button-down shirts and shined shoes and poo poo.

When I haven’t been teaching I dress like a drat 20 year old, and I feel even less responsible. Like today it’s so common to see people in their 40s dressing like/mixing with people in their 20s and like dying their hair, etc.

but also the late 90s/2000s is when workwear culture massively changed in general. Like my engineer dad went from dressing like George Costanza, with a tie and starched shirts, in his 30s to wearing the now-rote corporate uniform of tucked polo shirt (preferably with company logo), jeans, and New Balances in his 40s and 50s. Now he just wears a lot of wool sweaters to work.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Jason Alexander go on Cumtown

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

https://youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

spaceblancmange posted:

The last time I had Vienetta was few* years ago and it was exactly as I remembered it in the 90s so I'm kind of intrigued about how bad this new one is. Another junk food I associate with the 90s that has been changed up here is Pringles, they switched from US to Malaysian made a few years back and while Pringles are not exactly a god tier chip they worse than store brand knock offs.

*sometime within the last 10 years, probably.

Malaysian Pringles would be a good SA handle

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I would be quite happy to never watch a Marvel/Disney property film ever again, tbqh, talk about oversaturating a market

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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FilthyImp posted:

It'd be interesting if they went with Married with Children instead of, say, Friends, for the 90s episodes since each subsequent era introduces more complexity/conflict.

It'll probably be more like Mad About You, though.

Ally McBeal, I wanna see some Marvel B-tier characters hook up in a unisex bathroom to Vonda Shepherd covers like all those evangelicals are afraid will happen everywhere

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I often use instant ramen bricks to make more elaborate and involved Asian noodle soups but I generally save the broth packets to toss on popcorn (or whenever I need an additional umami burst in like a sauce or soup or whatever, they’re great for that. I’ve heard of people putting them in mac+cheese for a “truffle like” effect).

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Probably. But the reason I thought it was so great was that, compared to the other flavors, it wasn’t that sweet. Everything else was just awful... and then there was Fruitopia. That poo poo almost gives me a headache just thinking about it.

There’s still something kind of perfect about a really cold Capri Sun. Like, warmer Capri Sun is decent and room temp Capri Sun is still less saccharine and cloying than a lot of other juice drinks are/were, but there’s something about Capri Sun when it’s at like 33-35 degrees Fahrenheit and it doesn’t have any ice formed in it and it’s just at the platonic ideal of coldness where it’s maybe one of the single best drink experiences you can have. And then the pouch sizes are always small enough (even like the big ones, which I never got) where you’re left at the right point of satisfaction and wanting more. It’s not like an Arizona drink where it just keeps on offering up beverage until it’s hot and you’re full and you kind of hate it. No, Capri Sun is like the Seinfeld of juice drinks, it leaves you at the top, before you can get sick of it. Why yes I still purchase Capri Sun on occasion what of it.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
they never should’ve killed ecto cooler

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Naw, there was pineapple flavoring there too. You can mix orange hi c, a splash of pineapple juice and a shot of dark rum to make an echo cocktail.

or you could just get a can of coconut cream, make a piña colada, and not waste the rum

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I’d even say after Y2K. I don’t think the Matrix really feels ‘of the 90s’, it exists in its own bubble era between 1999 and 9/11.

Or maybe it’s when Dubya became President, but that might just be because I don’t really have much memory of the Bush Sr. years. I turned 10 at the end of 1999 and went from elementary to middle school in 2000, so 2000 feels like a big transitional moment for me personally, maybe if not for everybody else or older ppl.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

The end of the decade is usually pretty distinct from the beginning as well. You can easily define late 90's compared to early 90's, late 00's to early 00's. But, what about the 2010's? Was 2019 really all that distinct from 2011? I suppose, politically.

in the United States it was.

There was the Obama years and the Trump years, and even if the fortunes for lots of people didn’t really materially change for the better or worse (at least until COVID) the mood and psychic tenor of the country was completely different during those two periods

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

Absolutely. Parks & Recreation aired from 2009 to 2015 and boy does is that glaringly obvious now.

Portlandia could not be conceived post-Trump

A lot of it seems like a time capsule mercifully preserved from a more innocent time but a lot of it also comes of as weirdly misplaced and mean-spirited in hindsight, or taking the wrong lessons from its era and environment.

Like so much media in the first half of the 2010s was like arrogantly comfortable in the perceived cultural gains of the Obama years and looking for every opportunity to apologize for the excesses of the lefter, more progressive fringe. People (especially those in power) refusing to call the Tea Party the fascist, revanchist movement that it was, etc.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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Imperador do Brasil posted:

Cars, but especially Honda, in the 90’s is still a huge nostalgic spot for me.

Tiny cars


With removable tops


That stow in the somehow massive trunk


Zig-zag floor mats and striped seats



hell yes. 90s Hondas, VW mk4s (got to drive around in the 97 Cabrio when I visited the parents for the holidays), BMW E36s

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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it took me until like 2019 to learn that house of pain wasn’t from Boston, and I’ve lived here for almost a decade and In the periphery of Boston my whole life

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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wesleywillis posted:

Liquor jugs in cartoons are always labelled "XXX"
Porn movies are always "XXX"
Labatt XXX beer, or maybe its malt liquor, whatevs.
Strip clubs XXX
"Massage" parlours XXX
Brand X
Planet X
Dimension X
People who are passed out drunk in comics always have X's for eyes

and so on.

loonatix unleashed

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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I propose that what the letter X was to the late 90s, the letter i was to the 2000s. Everybody tried to copy Apple (badly) on the i-naming scheme. BMW named their infotainment iDrive, etc.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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dialhforhero posted:

I Spy books get no love.

iSpy

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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iTV

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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Pastry of the Year posted:

THE OLYMPICS TRIPLECAST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W08pQ7mHcs

this 1992 news segment about the ill-fated OLYMPICS TRIPLECAST feels like avant-garde comedy

omg the ending

I wonder what happened to that guy

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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END OF AN ERROR posted:

If I were a betting man I’d guess he died of some sort of heart condition

how long you reckon before they found him?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
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trilobite terror
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https://youtu.be/XP5rakahDbs

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twistedmentat posted:

Sum 41 is named that because when they formed it was the sum of all their ages. The band Finger 11 was origonally called Rainbow Butt Monkeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0lVjky2roU
because being named after a ding dong is less dirty.

not 90s at all, but now I’m reminded of the time Finger 11 became like dance rock stars with Paralyzer and how inescapable that song was for a while

let’s never do another 2000s

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