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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Wow, that brings back memories!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peQKic8JNaU

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


FactsAreUseless posted:

Uh hello everyone, my name is the 1990s, how are you?

I bought the soundtrack :dance:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Captain Lavender posted:

The Net

I love all the internet hocus pocus stuff.

I saw hocus pocus and this immediately popped into my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMuqSlao6d8

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



As a kid/teen i would paste ads and graphics from games on my wall. I would stare in disbelief at Aliens Vs Predator and desperately wanted an Atari Jaguar. My alcohol diluted memories are of the console being prohibitively expensive back in the day. But that price is so low! I know it cost me a lot more that that to buy the Jaguar as an adult wanting nostalgia and promptly putting it in a box with a Pippen never to be played again.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nutsngum posted:

I reckon that considering the two guys who posted in the comments only got money after basically demanding for months, and then not the full amount, lands it square in scam territory.

I do remember similar ads here in Australia but I wonder if they might have been legit competitions here.

HAAHHAH you think those Channel 10 Video Hits ads to fax through entries to win a sweet rear end Playstation with Crash Bandicoot were real?

I sure did and by golly did I abuse my parents fax machine ($5 per fax) like 50 times in one weekend completely sure that I would win and when my parents got the bill I would claim "No need to buy me a Christmas Present!" I didn't win, and the bill came and they lost their poo poo seeing the charges but tried to dial the fax number and it didnt work - so I was off the hook :D

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That is loving amazing!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


At the time Southpark came out - I didn't have it available to watch on TV. We didn't get SBS so no monday night episodes. I remember getting the Chef Aid CD from an aunt and loved it - had no idea about the show.

THen I saw a VHS of it at the local video store. It was my birthday, so I felt like a god presenting 3 tapes to all my friends who were staying for a sleepover party.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I am not sure if this was just an Australian thing but enjoy:

NSFW I guess to some http://i.imgur.com/W6NR29N.jpg

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nutsngum posted:

Now that takes me back. T shirts or stickers? I cant remember too well.

I had it on a hat, shirt and many sitckers on my surf board.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Wow Friends WIndows 95. It's been PAGES since I've seen that.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CrotchDropJeans posted:

Behold, me circa 1991:



So much neon. And yes, playing Nintendo.

You can't see much of the fabulous decor, but let me assure you it was very Miami Vice. The entire apartment was done in tasteful shades of aqua, pink, white, and gold. I guess that's more 80s but that style lived long in Florida. We had an entire wall made of those tacky-rear end clear glass bricks.

I loved those glass bricks.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That and onestop.midi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0-sK1MFu7A

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Undercut was truly a 90s horror that I wore with pride back in the days.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



My god that was terrible.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



TISM were a fantastically weird band here in Australia. i still chuck that song on during parties if I can get away with it.

Regurgitator too had some kitschy songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmyKZMHboE

A song with lyrics based on vocal training words and phrases:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG6s5L28Igg

Then this poo poo came out, to give the furries something to get excited about :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1_NtckgpXU

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


MinistryofLard posted:

The rat tail or its close cousin, the padawan braid, is still alive and well in Australia.

Can confirm. The person I know calls it his "jedi' and tries to convince people to grow one. He also enjoys pretending he knows whatever martial art Bruce Lee started.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh wow - after seeing that ad, I can recall the smell of Gak.

And the taste. :ssh:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


KakerMix posted:

Soon as we get some Body Glove and Ocean Pacific in here we'll be good to go.

Don't forget Hang Ten! They invented surf shorts and were later relegated to a cheap brand. I hear it non-stop when I'm having beers with the founder.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


britishbornandbread posted:

I miss altavista.

Is stickdeath still going? At Work so scared to check.

Kinda:

http://stickdeathreborn.tk/

My favourite from it's time was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74vM5EHaHkg

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4DH0QPZ9sE

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ryonguy posted:



An actual physical magazine for finding out what's on TV surely counts. Also gently caress yes the x-files are coming back for a miniseries.

The Australian version 'TV Week' was something my grandmother bought all the drat time. One year in the 90s they decided to release a set of trading cards featuring such classics as Ren and Stimpty, Christina Applegate (Married with Children) and many more. I still have these cards, and can possibly find them in a junk cupboard along with my old baseball/basketball and Xmen cards if anyone is interested in seeing some.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ryonguy posted:

Please do.



Click for big!



Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sic Semper Goon posted:



Any Australian will get nostalgic.

Hahaha Aggro. An old boss of mine knew the guy who did the voice and controlled Aggro. Turns out everytime Ann-Marie squealed at slapped him was because the guy was pinching her rear end out of view.

I give you this nightmare fuel in response:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC8tZ93avSQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WW1-N9Q5KA

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


These blasted things!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I remember a kid in my 6th grade class jumping up on his desk in the middle of a test yelling the chorus. Happy memories...

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Then this came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ikmF_tG6U

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


RC and Moon Pie posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DpRcxK_N8

After that came that Macarena and that stayed for at least two years.

So many train references!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



A very fun game! Wasn't there some talk of a remake/sequel last year?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

Was Duckman a good cartoon I rember watching it and kinda liking it a few times and George costanza doing the voice but not much else.

Things I remembered about it:

George Costanza

I wasn't allowed to watch it

I watched it anyway

The vietnam/apocalypse now episode was kinda disturbing for my fragile little mind. It was just 'off'.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This poo poo blew my mind as a kid seeing it when we got Windows 95:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFXV2McmwoA

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Wow that is amazing!

Edit: NHL 95 taught me all I know about Ice Hockey. Took a while before I realised there were 3 periods, not 2 halves and penalty time

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 14:41 on May 22, 2015

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Celery Face posted:

Vancouver goon spotted. (I live on the island but Rock 101.1 is one of my favourites too :respek:)

This song was number one on the UK charts during the BBC's drug awareness week. E's are good! E's are good! These effin E's are good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk

Well poo poo, I never caught that (presumably on purpose) subliminal message.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh wow, whatever it was that Daffy Duck said there will always be a memory.

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