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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
*ukulele music plays*

introducing the new kajigger, from fleebleflorp.com

look at all these attractive early-20s people using their kajigger

you can use the kajigger in a city

or you can use it on the beach

you can use it in proximity to macbooks

it even works around non-threatening minorities

look! the kajigger can be transported when taking a road trip

and it works in an airport; the terrazzo floors do not afffect its operation

the kajigger

from fleebleflorp.com

*ukulle music stops*

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

You forgot the Glockenspiel

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KweD1Bxjt9w&t=49s

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


epic win

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
drat i need to get one of these kajigger things

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005

the local community radio station plays Hawaiian music on sunday mornings and at first you might think oh cool, that's different and interesting, I'll take a listen and then after about 2 and a half songs it the ukulele and high warbly tenor singing gets kinda boring and you realize maybe someone like it but it's really not my cup of cheese.

PissWhisk
Oct 12, 2012

quackers
where did the ukelele and glockenspiel bs come from anyway? am i right in thinking apple did it in like 2008 then everyone copied it forever

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

It's light and airy and has a whimsical tone when trying to speak authentically about your brand, that customers can approach like a trusted source of information.

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

dont forget to mix in anthem elements to make your song catchy and memorable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt7RaX61DeQ

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

hitting the major notes on piano to a 4:4 beat like a kick drum also helps to soften the mood!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxgDuqmlEQk

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nt3gE9dGHQ

remember when this one played on gmail pages but didn't have any ui so people thought their computers were just playing ragtime music for no reason

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

Cocoa Crispies posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nt3gE9dGHQ

remember when this one played on gmail pages but didn't have any ui so people thought their computers were just playing ragtime music for no reason

this the music that plays in my head every time i try to use a mac to do work.

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

akadajet posted:

You forgot the Glockenspiel
and the whistling

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

RevusRangerous posted:

the local community radio station plays Hawaiian music on sunday mornings and at first you might think oh cool, that's different and interesting, I'll take a listen and then after about 2 and a half songs it the ukulele and high warbly tenor singing gets kinda boring and you realize maybe someone like it but it's really not my cup of cheese.

try living in hawaii for 9 years and hearing the same poo poo over and over again

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

z0rlandi viSSer posted:

try living in hawaii for 9 years and hearing the same poo poo over and over again

hahhaha oh man


i bet you fkn love it when that don ho christmas song comes on

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy

pagancow posted:

this the music that plays in my head every time i try to use a mac to do work.

wouldn't it be more like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5vo6Vbzpmo

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Jonny 290 posted:

hahhaha oh man


i bet you fkn love it when that don ho christmas song comes on

brudda IZ and over the rainbow = :suicide:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0qkWRqTdM

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

ur

mom

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013


no i think you mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Mr crispies I have found your biggest fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

(NSFW if your boss doesnt want you to look at a video of lots of piles of bakign soda)

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
Heeey heeeey heeeeey

Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

Heeey heeeey heeeey

Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction
A game show love connection, we can't deny I I-I-I-I
I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mister Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

The way you can't cut a rug
Watching you's the only drug I need
So gangster, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see I can be myself now finally
In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you'll be with me

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
that is one of the most offensive songs i've ever heard, to be honest

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i didnt read it

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Jonny 290 posted:

that is one of the most offensive songs i've ever heard, to be honest

in that case, did you know eminem has a new one out where he wants to rape iggy azalea

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

bobbilljim posted:

in that case, did you know eminem has a new one out where he wants to rape iggy azalea
it's not "out", it's a leak

still repulsive of course

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie


ban this sick filth, no ukulele/glockenspiel

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

bobbilljim posted:

Mr crispies I have found your biggest fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

(NSFW if your boss doesnt want you to look at a video of lots of piles of bakign soda)


this is like the unironic realization of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU_ef7DQgs

but the beat is tight so it will sell.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-pmi1dlFPA

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oChIeqBFNvQ

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Jonny 290 posted:

that is one of the most offensive songs i've ever heard, to be honest

apparently it's about wanting to go to burning man, which is somehow worse than the fan theory hypothesis about his favorite black prostitute blowjob

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie


hmm it even makes offensive content palpable.

might want to use this for a client.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
this is extremely my poo poo

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
ukuleles are garbage instruments

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
whats the industry term for that kind of voice tone that sounds like it's too tired to be excited anymore?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Cocoa Crispies posted:

*ukulele music plays*

introducing the new kajigger, from fleebleflorp.com

look at all these attractive early-20s people using their kajigger

you can use the kajigger in a city

or you can use it on the beach

you can use it in proximity to macbooks

it even works around non-threatening minorities

look! the kajigger can be transported when taking a road trip

and it works in an airport; the terrazzo floors do not afffect its operation

the kajigger

from fleebleflorp com
*ukulle music stops*

fleebleflorp. a conglomo-zaibatsu company

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
put this music in everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtrLk_DnqRc

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i love the sense of play in this thread

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njDQsQpFIqA

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pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie


woah

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