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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Nightmare Zone posted:

Linking these for being gifs of bugs in someone's mouth.

http://i.imgur.com/60Rb0UA.gif

http://i.imgur.com/b8uzEOF.gif

gimme a dollar and ill do that

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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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John Big Booty posted:

What'll you do for twenty?

Whatever you want, John

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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I know the guy that took that picture

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Ryoshi posted:

Amazing post/name combo.

They're interesting pets. I think I might have posted pics of some of my own in this thread

Edit: must have been last thread

Big Centipede has a new favorite as of 02:50 on Jun 17, 2015

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Stay safe, anime cat

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Don't dox me and my large children

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Cumslut1895 posted:

Is that a centi/millipede wrapped around it's children?

Yes. Centipedes will guard their babies for a little while after they hatch

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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One of my little buddies



Edit: I'm on my phone so I hope I'm not breaking tables

Somebody has a new favorite as of 22:06 on Mar 29, 2016

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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LookieLoo posted:

Is it a crab?

It's an amblypygi. This particular one is a Damon diadema.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Roro posted:

I would set it on fire, no offence.

That would be difficult, they're very fast

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Internet Kraken posted:

What actually is that?

Leatherback sea turtle throat. Don't worry they eat mostly jellyfish.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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I just bought a colony of genetic mutant American roaches. They were originally found in a coal mine and are completely blind with solid white eyes.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/kaNnIGw

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/FVNJsqC

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Those are so cool!

How do they taste?

Probably like cashews. That's what other roaches taste like.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Oh. So that's why my cooking always tastes like cashews.

At least they're nutritious. Lots of protein and very little fat.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Something else coming next week. Cyclocosmia torreya. A trapdoor spider with an rear end like an ancient rune.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/wlzzaeB

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/2VDDu6Y

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Hey

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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My foot holes are filled with ants

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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One of my friends

http://imgur.com/a/fcVOv

Big Centipede has a new favorite as of 07:32 on May 1, 2017

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

What a beautiful imago.

It's a Blaberus craniifer. Couldn't get the picture to post correctly from the phone.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Fun story my lovely ex landlord was a dumb poo poo hippie polyamorous turd who fancied himself a farmer because he had land and chickens and such. One day he brought in an old rooster to kill and butcher for the first time and lopped its head off in the kitchen. The headless rooster then leapt up and sprayed blood all over his kitchen and living room horrifying his children and startling him so much he slipped and fell on the open dishwasher door, tearing a ligament in his shoulder and breaking the dishwasher.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Opiliones, not spiders. No fangs or venom.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Theraphosa blondi is a behemoth of a spider, but that picture is photoshopped. Their urticating hairs are loving brutal. I had them get me through rubber gloves before

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Phlegmish posted:

Who would win in a fight against a centipede

A scolopendra galapagoensis against a T blondi would be a hell of a battle and I would think both would kill each other.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Sarcopenia posted:

Urgh this reminded me of that disgusting video of a big spider getting The Thinged around by some weird worm parasite.

You're probably thinking of horsehair worms.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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ArcMage posted:

I was instead reminded of the disgusting time-lapse of a giant centipede eating a mouse.

It's a sight to behold in person. They can chew through the ribcage.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Shes my wife

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Knormal posted:

The human or the cockroach?

Both. We're mormons.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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The face of a Hadrurus arizonensis

https://twitter.com/Strange_Drugs/s...3728139264?s=19

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Junji Ito is the best

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Here's one of my pet leeches. Phone posting, sorry for twitter link

https://twitter.com/Strange_Drugs/s...6101209089?s=19

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Applesnots posted:

Which end is the sucky end? They both look grabby.

The top end is the mouth.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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ieatcheese posted:

This is horrifying

Eh, I've done worse things

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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Facebook Aunt posted:

You put one on your dick, didn't you?

Leeches are hermaphrodites so it's not a weird thing to do

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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No, that is a buffalo leech. They're like $300, which is more than I'm willing to spend on a big worm.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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uber_stoat posted:

haha. holy poo poo. there's a website just for mail ordering leeches. free shipping for orders over $500! stock up!

https://www.leech.com/products/asia...buffalo-leeches

There's more than one. I ordered mine from a different site.

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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

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christmas boots posted:

The vent behind them is probably exaggerating the movements somewhat. I'd be interested to see how it looks without that. Cool, nevertheless.

The purple plant is Oxalis triangularis and it really does move quite a bit.

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