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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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I've always wondered - that poo poo in the upper lips, how does that stay in? Are there plastic or metal plugs that the diamond pins plug in to?

It's just that I've seen that style of piercing on the hips and stomach, places where you can't access the flesh behind the piercing without a very dedicated proctologist.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Solice Kirsk posted:

Its just a pierced upper lip so yes. A flat backed stud that the diamonds screw onto.



I was thinking more along the lines of this type of piercing:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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The hills really do have eyes.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Who wants more Google horror porn with eye nipples?

Everyone you say? Okay!


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
+++Out Of Cheese Error ???????+++ Redo from Start

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Autechresaint posted:

You go back and tell them that I know. That she knows. That OTHERS WILL KNOW.

That movie was so loving stupid. I'm gonna expose your alien invasion plans by putting up a video on youtube :argh:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Internet Kraken posted:

Okay really how is this supposed to be creepy and not just stupid?

It just looks like a really lovely Baymax cosplay.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Spent way too long looking for photoshopped-in monster faces in the dark before I finally read the sign.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Is this a Loss tribute, or has the internet just broken me beyond repair?

I can't remember the proper name for it, but it's the four different ways people can shape their tongues. Apparently it's not just a learned skill, but genetics play a major part in whether you can do them at all.

I can do 1, 3 and 4, but never managed 2.


EDIT - google tells me that's actually false. A "Genetic oversimplification" and that the ability to shape the tongue may have more to do with developmental quirks (how you grew in the womb) than your genes.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Slightly ewww, very creepy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGM6sHIJuho

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar



Boo.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Say Nothing posted:



I've had dreams like this.

Last time I saw this, a goon said it was made with old school photoshop - with blown up film and a razor blade.


Edit: Looking around now, it comes from a Warn winch ad from about 50 years ago, and I can't see anything actually saying it's fake, so it could well be real.

It reminds me of the North Yungas Road in Bolivia, aka the "death road".

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Combined docking and sounding :cripes:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I have a huge number of old National Geographic wallpapers which I have set to rotate on my monitors every few minutes. I had one from their 2008 collection displayed when I noticed a creepy bit of pareidolia.




Now look in the top left corner.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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joat mon posted:

Now look at your AV.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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At first glance, I thought you'd posted a screenshot of someone's avatar.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I remember this one time I was at home all by myself on a windy day with all the doors and windows open - and the curtains moved all by themselves!

:ohdear:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Telsa Cola posted:

That possible floor stratigraphy though.

I was wondering about that - where are the support structures for the floor? It looks like it goes straight from lino to dirt.

Of course, that probably explains how they got such a huge bloody hole in the floor in the first place.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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If I was rich, I'd put in in my office and have it tell the time or hook up Alexa.

"Giant Head, when's my next appointment?"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
What the literal everlasting gently caress is that?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Scarier as the original




That said, I will never tired of the horrors Google's eyeball AI creates.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
A woman in Ipswitch, England has been hearing children singing "It's Raining, It's Pouring" in the middle of the night for months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkcntJ9Hnhk


Singing by children who were nowhere to be found.


Turns out, it's not some stupid youtube hoax, it actually happened and, long story short, it was spiders.

It was part of the security system of a nearby industrial estate and the speakers were hooked up to motion detectors to deter trespassers.

Only, the sensitivity was too high and spiders crawling over the detectors was enough to set them off.


That's a genius security system. Reminds me off the incredibly creepy numbers stations which used to play children singing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GjT4V_apdI&t=76s


EDIT: Or Tesla's spirit radios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfkKzns6kDU&t=76s

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Busket Posket posted:

And so many available cat images have macro text, that the software accepts the floating white shapes with black outlines as part of the visual definition of CAT




I can't remember who said the text in these things is like trying to read in a dream, but it is so true.

Hurts my brain trying to figure out what I'm "reading".

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