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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011



be nice wicka posted:

does nick the norse still post here ever? i wonder if buying the 2014 would give him any actual advantage considering he's had like 18 months to build a car for 2016

The 2015 Marussia was in development and had reached first physical prototype, so he'd get that as well.

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

pik_d posted:

Perez was part of the Ferrari Driver Academy before he went to McLaren.

That doesn't mean they wanted him on their team.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


Ferrari dumping the fraud Perez on McLaren was the greatest moment in recent Scud history.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000


New topic, can we refer to Super Seb as the Scud Stud now?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013



Grimey Drawer

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

New topic, can we refer to Super Seb as the Scud Stud now?

No. Not now, not ever.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

New topic, can we refer to Super Seb as the Scud Stud now?

More like the Scud Dud.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH I MADE, IT IS AN HOMAGE TO MY FAVOURITE FORMULA ONE TEAM - WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX. I USED A RENTED FORD SIERRA, UPSIDE DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS MY INSIPIRATION.


Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.


Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Things Vettel has more of than me: World Championships, wives, kids
Things I have more of than Vettel: Hair

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.


Butt Wizard posted:

Things Vettel has more of than me: World Championships, wives, kids
Things I have more of than Vettel: Hair

F1 talent

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007

Raor.


Butt Wizard posted:

Things Vettel has more of than me: World Championships, wives, kids
Things I have more of than Vettel: Hair

Fingers

the kentucky quid
Jan 19, 2014



Butt Wizard posted:

Things Vettel has more of than me: World Championships, wives, kids
Things I have more of than Vettel: Hair

Dignity

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Vettel would probably be one of those Iraqi Scuds.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Dubs posted:

F1 talent

I'm OK with everything he has more than me, no money is going to rescue him from that receding hairline.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007

Raor.


Butt Wizard posted:

I'm OK with everything he has more than me, no money is going to rescue him from that receding hairline.



Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH I MADE, IT IS AN HOMAGE TO MY FAVOURITE FORMULA ONE TEAM - WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX. I USED A RENTED FORD SIERRA, UPSIDE DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS MY INSIPIRATION.


Butt Wizard posted:

I'm OK with everything he has more than me, no money is going to rescue him from that receding hairline.

Worked for Rooney.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


Wirth1000 posted:

Reading Ferrari's announcement about Guiterrez and you can get a sense that it was purely done for commercial purposes in order to get access to his Mexican sponsors and market, lol.

They just want a decent third driver in case Vettel doesn't improve

Mimetic
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

poty posted:

They just want a decent third driver in case Vettel doesn't improve

By winning five championships this time?

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin



By cheating even harder to fraud himself back to the top.

Big Huski Boi
Jun 28, 2007

Huski Chocolate is a lifestyle, not only a product. It's about adventure & expedition. Living life to the fullest. It's a perfect recovery drink after training, because of the healthy carbohydrate and protein content, easy to digest and perfect for replenishing tired muscles.

Wirth1000 posted:

Reading Ferrari's announcement about Guiterrez and you can get a sense that it was purely done for commercial purposes in order to get access to his Mexican sponsors and market, lol.

http://formula1.ferrari.com/news/sp...cuderia-ferrari

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin



Ferrari reduced to begging for pesos and hiring talentless frauds. Tifosi weep openly in the streets.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH I MADE, IT IS AN HOMAGE TO MY FAVOURITE FORMULA ONE TEAM - WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX. I USED A RENTED FORD SIERRA, UPSIDE DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS MY INSIPIRATION.


So about those Red Bull trophies...

quote:

Trophies stolen from the Red Bull Racing factory in Milton Keynes have been found in a lake in Sandhurst, Thames Valley Police have confirmed.

About 20 of the 60 awards, which were taken 10 days ago when six men used a 4x4 to drive through the building's entrance, have been recovered.

Many of the trophies are damaged.

A Thames Valley Police spokesperson told BBC Sport: "Some of the trophies were recovered from Horseshoe Lake near Sandhurst."

They added: "We estimate about 20 trophies have been recovered, but we are liaising with Red Bull to establish the exact number as some of the trophies are damaged."

The trophies taken do not include the F1 championship and constructors prizes, which were not at the factory, having been presented to Lewis Hamilton and Mercedes for winning the 2014 titles.

Thames Valley Police have asked that anyone with any information about the burglary, or who finds a trophy or trophy parts near the area of Horseshoe Lake near Yateley to contact them on 101.

lol http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-...-herts-30503589

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013


you can get the same odds for kimi & pastor to win the world championship, always knew he was talented enough to match a wdc

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3394 days!


And the trophy thieves a surprise last minute Moral WDC of 2014!!!!!

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


Pastor, finally with a decent engine behind him? Phwoar.

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?


Haha I've been kayaking on this lake, my other half lives <1 mile away.













Big Huski Boi
Jun 28, 2007

Huski Chocolate is a lifestyle, not only a product. It's about adventure & expedition. Living life to the fullest. It's a perfect recovery drink after training, because of the healthy carbohydrate and protein content, easy to digest and perfect for replenishing tired muscles.

pat fry and some dude with a poo poo name are both leaving ferrari

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011


jammyozzy posted:

Haha I've been kayaking on this lake, my other half lives <1 mile away.


You've done god's work

Big Huski Boi
Jun 28, 2007

Huski Chocolate is a lifestyle, not only a product. It's about adventure & expedition. Living life to the fullest. It's a perfect recovery drink after training, because of the healthy carbohydrate and protein content, easy to digest and perfect for replenishing tired muscles.

be nice wicka posted:

pat fry and some dude with a poo poo name are both leaving ferrari

oh god i love their press release

http://formula1.ferrari.com/news/sc...ari-reorganized

quote:

James Allison is the Technical Director with two Italian engineers and home grown Scuderia talent reporting to him: Chief Designer Simone Resta and Power Unit Director Mattia Binotto, the latter will be supported by Chief Designer Power Unit Lorenzo Sassi, among others. Furthermore James Allison will direct track engineering activities ad interim.

don't worry guys they're still going to be poo poo

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000


MattD1zzl3 posted:

And the trophy thieves a surprise last minute Moral WDC of 2014!!!!!
Seriously, this should be even bigger news in The Worst Thread. There should be entire spinoff threads of fanfic and cosplay based on these modern day robin hoods. Could there possibly have been a greater end to the last 4 years of SebBull?

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



be nice wicka posted:

oh god i love their press release

http://formula1.ferrari.com/news/sc...ari-reorganized


don't worry guys they're still going to be poo poo

I was disappointed when I googled Simone Resta and saw that he wasn't a girl.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH I MADE, IT IS AN HOMAGE TO MY FAVOURITE FORMULA ONE TEAM - WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX. I USED A RENTED FORD SIERRA, UPSIDE DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS MY INSIPIRATION.


Wait, Pat Fry? What the gently caress? Everything I've read was that they were fighting to actually hold on to him. Or maybe this was him leaving of his own volition? Still, wow.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


Clearly, he wasn't working out. It's going to be tough going for a while but once all the dross is cut out the Scud can get back to its winning ways.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

WAKE UP



"Either they are the dumbest criminals ever or just really nasty, vicious and chemically imbalanced F1 fans. Sort of like that Chapman guy who shot John Lennon."

the kentucky quid
Jan 19, 2014



Everyone knows that Ferrari's real problem the past couple years is that they've failed to employ enough Italians. Clearly they're working on cutting away the garbage foreigners and will soon be back to their winning ways.

Big Huski Boi
Jun 28, 2007

Huski Chocolate is a lifestyle, not only a product. It's about adventure & expedition. Living life to the fullest. It's a perfect recovery drink after training, because of the healthy carbohydrate and protein content, easy to digest and perfect for replenishing tired muscles.

Wirth1000 posted:

Wait, Pat Fry? What the gently caress? Everything I've read was that they were fighting to actually hold on to him. Or maybe this was him leaving of his own volition? Still, wow.

~mclaren~

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Ferrari and Sebastian Vettel own, nobody cares about who the test driver is anyway.

Alain Post posted:

Clearly, he wasn't working out. It's going to be tough going for a while but once all the dross is cut out the Scud can get back to its winning ways.

Agreed friend Forza Scuderia Ferrari #forzascuderiaferrari #forzavettel

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Lowtax


track day bro! posted:

Ferrari and Sebastian Vettel own

No words or witty come back

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011


Myrddin_Emrys posted:

No words or witty come back
Agreed, nothing one can do in the face of absolute truths except agree. #forzavettel

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Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.


I can neither confirm nor deny the rumour that I might have been at that lake on Sunday afternoon.

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