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RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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CratSock posted:

You saying that guy's grandma's uncle isn't a legitimate source on the potential of the new Honda McLaren's pace? Quit trollin' bro.

He's a slightly more legitimate source than Ron Dennis, but otherwise no.

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RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Jon Von Anchovi posted:

Wasn't it discussed 20 odd pages ago that there are plenty of great drivers with no championships?

Jean Alesi
Eddie Irvine
Takuma Sato
Felipe Massa
Vitaly Petrov
Pastor Maldonado

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Imagine a world where Eddie Irvine was the 1999 WDC

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Alain Post posted:

Team cancer. Ferrari went into decline while he was here. Glad we've got a real champion now.

I did the math, and apparently Vettel has twice as many WDC's as Alonso. Looks like the loving Faggots From Maranello are back on track :italy:

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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captainOrbital posted:

Horny Horner is jealous as poo poo of this picture.

Like dolphins Mansell is almost as smart as the average human.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Sashimi posted:

So within racing drivers, he is a genius.

He's probably as smart as two Marcus Ericsson

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Michael Schumacher and Ralf Schumacher

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Human Grand Prix posted:

Thread question: Which champion are you most indifferent to? For me it's probably Button.

Stirling Moss

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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NtotheTC posted:

Joking aside he probably was. He was far too childlike and spent way too much time in speedboats with young boys.

Poor Bruno :ohdear:

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Brainwrong posted:

This is true.

Ron Dennis should be knighted. He's essentially a modern day Churchill. Churchill fought the Italians and Germans without a title sponsor on his cigars, I don't see why Ron can't do the same.

Churchill didn't lose though

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Sulman posted:

Seriously, this is like arguing which kind of turd is better.

Edit: I'm not being snippy, I lived in Southampton for 15 years, I know all about shitholes.

With Lewis having a fever and Nico with a trapped nerve in his neck..what's going on at Mercedes?

Lots of unprotected sex

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Things that are good and cool in F1:
* Ferrari
* Sebastian Vettel
* Pastor Maldonado

Things that are bad and poo poo in F1:
* McLaren
* Ron Dennis
* Honda
* Anything British

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Brainwrong posted:

What? Shocked that it actually worked?

Wow

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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nsaP posted:

If Alonso died he would be new Senna T/F????

He'd be the new Massa

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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5/1 was an inside job.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Ralf Schumacher

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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I don't like that female drivers have an unfair advantage when it comes to getting seats in F1.

Compare that to Ralf Schumacher. He didn't get into F1 because he had some nice tits and rear end, instead it was solely raw talent that brought him there.

Imagine all the talented men who didn't get a chance in F1 because of the feminist agenda.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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There's been a lack of butt ugly F1 drivers since Robert Kubica died

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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That's actually pretty drat sexy

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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I wouldn't mind having him as my girlfriend

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Brainwrong posted:

The new Jordan looks like a Poundland McLaren:

http://imgur.com/a/RX2EE

Unlike the McLaren it doesn't look like poo poo though

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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be nice wicka posted:

yeah I hate her bc she's the only racing driver ever to get a seat via knowing someone of importance

She's no Ralf Schumacher that's for sure!

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Fernando Alonso will not race in the Australian Grand Prix according to McLaren's Twitter. Kevin Magnussen will replace him.

Edit: Beaten like RALF's wife

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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United States 2005

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Alonso got into a fatal karting accident in 1995 and everything that has happened after that is him living out his boyhood dream of being a F1 driver. In reality he's in purgatory and last month's crash made him start to wake up.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Nelson Piquet used to poo poo and piss himself in the car.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Malaysia 2009

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Dudley posted:

To be fair, Wherlein had 2 teams to do it with.

Yeah, Alonso only had like a half.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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quote:

Marcus Ericsson:



He looks like a troll.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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cheesetriangles posted:

Decided to start following F1 this year since I already pay too much money for a cable package with NBC Sports. What is a good team to follow?

Ferrari with Sebastian Vettel.

Ironic comedy option: McLaren

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Apparently Adrian "The Gay Heidfeld" Sutil has now also sued Sauber because they dropped him for this season. I guess four drivers will race for them this year.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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El Hefe posted:

Alonso released a new statement where he says "I'll do everything possible to race in Malaysia"

lol he won't race in Malaysia either

He's fighting for his life.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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MattD1zzl3 posted:

By the way i will be at the Miami round of the next Formula E race this saturday. I have the grandstand seat on the main straight just before they go under the freeway overpass (lol) and head back down the back straight. Any tips for getting good shots with a crappy camera like all those slick grand prix write-ups? What would you guys like to see?

Jarno Trulli

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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MattD1zzl3 posted:

Hopefully hamilton signs with ferrari next year so we can see them go under too. (By which I mean sell scudaria ferrari and continue running theme parks and t shirt sales)

The idea of open wheel racing without ferrari is sexually exciting!

You've just made yourself an enemy for life :italy:

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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El Hefe posted:

Actually watching the drivers press conference, they all look like 16 year olds except Bottas and Ricciardo.

At least Max is 17 I don't know what's the other guys excuses.

It's because you've become old.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Wow

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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serious gaylord posted:

So has alonso just given up on f1 or something?

He's dying

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RALF
Mar 15, 2009

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Apparently he was electrocuted with 1 million Volts and he's hooked up to a respirator

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