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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Riso posted:

Schumi is not in a coma and hasn't been for months.

Also Senna totally stole one of Prosts WDCs.

1989 dude, fair exchange is no robbery.

Can we just put this to bed once and for all. Anybody who is competing, has competed or ever will compete in formula 1 is a massive cheat and fraud. That's why we love it.

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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

skooma512 posted:

I just want to have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness.

It's the Chinese he's after.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. #blessed

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brainwrong posted:

That's not a lovely driver that I just described, that's a man who deserves to be knighted by the king of Mexico.

FTFY

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alain Post posted:

Who can blame him, the last time he rolled over didn't end so well.

:vince:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The faux tyre track over his left leg a clear tribute to his old pal tony stewart there.

Nice one lewis.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wirth1000 posted:

Holy gently caress, I just remembered Vettel won 4 world championships in a row.

hosed up if true.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
1000hp? Thick tyres? What else will they try to make F1 fun again?

Two words: ground effects! 2016 will be the year of the fan car, you heard it here first.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jon Von Anchovi posted:

How had no one said bernie is palpatine




goes without saying.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Where's this loving car, Ron?

He's just waiting for a "situation of chronological optimalness" to arise for him to reveal his exciting beige car.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
FFS ron, make a red and white car so you can sell a literal poo poo ton of merchandise to every brasilian, f1 hipster in a nacional cap and 50 year old who wishes it was still the 1980s . How is this difficult?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Look at these scrubs and their dumb yellow and blue car. What do any of them know about going fast?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NtotheTC posted:

Remind me again what happened the last time the Italians and Germans joined forces?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tsaedje posted:

Team Azerbaijan: Land of Fire Formula 1 Team

Are they taking on Jos "the boss" Verstappen as team principal? Or maybe hoping to tempt Niki away from mercedes?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alain Post posted:

We all hate Woking scum.

Racist.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trust a scrub like ron not to hire a professional crash haver like nelson piquet jr. for this kind of thing.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Maybe nando just really likes jelly.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Game of frauds 2015: an ecclestone always pays his bribes

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Just noticed this but where the gently caress is he that has a chrome disco ball hanging from the ceiling at chest height in what looks like a kitchen? What the gently caress?

#mindgames

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cojawfee posted:

They don't have many disco balls in Stevenage.

Oh they do, just not ironically.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

El Hefe posted:

Watching Australia 85 and I can see why people compare Maldonado to Senna, real similarities here.

Oh sure, all mexicans are alike.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jedit posted:

I cannot accurately predict the race winners this season until I know who Manor's second driver will be whether or not the german grand prix will take place in germany, sorry.

FTFY.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

poopzilla posted:

If (When) Kimi beats Vettle in the standings I will die from being too happy.

Lord Vettel (pbuh) would never allow himself to taste defeat at the hands of a norwegian dipsomaniac.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

El Hefe posted:

First GIS for Emilia Pikkarainen



Phwoar

Our lead story tonight: multimillionaire sport star has attractive girlfriend.

And later: ursine defacatory habits exposed, and just what are the pope's religious beliefs, the answer may surprise you.

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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GramCracker posted:

Are Lewis does butts stuff with his trainer

https://instagram.com/p/0BK9IlL0zR/?modal=true

Something something sore arse, something something gooey mess, something something phwoar know what I mean fellas.

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