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EDIT: I'm going to do the WCC Predictions thing again this season, everyone add your predictions in this spreadsheet!!


EDIT2:

pik_d fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Jan 23, 2015

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I'm going to do the WCC Predictions thing again this season, everyone add your predictions in this spreadsheet!! You have until the start of FP1 in Australia to enter/edit your predictions.

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nsaP posted:

http://www1.skysports.com/f1/report/22058/9538348/what-was-said-when-lewis-hamilton-quit-mclaren-to-join-mercedes

I won't quote all the best so others can find their favorites, but this one I liked

“Without doubt Hamilton's move is a gamble, especially given his long-stated ambition to win multiple world titles. But with only one in five years at McLaren - likely to be six - and that back in 2008, he must now feel a change is required. For McLaren, losing their big-name star will hurt, but in Perez they are recruiting a potential future world champion” – Ann Gripper, Daily Mirror.

"I understand the move. Always you need some new challenges when you get tired from one situation. I think McLaren sometimes is not the easiest place to live, so I think he will be much more happy now in Mercedes than what he was in the past" – Fernando Alonso, Ferrari.

This one seems relevant too.

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RALF posted:

Not that I doubt that next year's Ferrari will be loving terrible (because that sounds likely), but does anyone have any links to leaks/rumors/theories regarding this?

Fernaknows Solonggo. :smuggo:

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krushgroove posted:

I don't know what an 'RNG' is, but here's the list of goons so far who want to write driver bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18BeDKUTb0dRKDdVdtUo349RIq1so7ancp1kE9WpHpRU/edit?usp=sharing

Add me up, and if there's too many for the drivers we can do the teams separately as well.

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krushgroove posted:

Cool. Added that in and a few 'guidelines' or whatver. I have no intention of doing the actual OP but am happy to help organize the bio entries and do the random draws (which will be truly random).

Don't worry, we'll make Tsaedje do the OP like usual

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Butt Wizard posted:

I'll write a bio for what it's worth, if you need extra hands.

Also, is the F1 thread just going to be F1 or are we doing GP2/GP3 as well next year?

People talk about GP2 sometimes in the F1 threads, you're more than welcome to, but they don't get that much interest to begin with. That's probably a reason to include them in the F1 thread rather than a deterrent though.

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Dudley posted:

No it didn't. Lewis had two race ending mechanical issues, nico had three.

No? Lewis retired three times due to issues with his car, it just so happened that one of those times the issues were caused by being run into by Nico.

Nico also only retired twice, though I supposed finishing in 14th might as well be considered "race ending", even if it technically isn't.

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Tsaedje posted:

I don't think Bottas should be ashamed.

Or Vergne. Also I've got some stats showing that Maldonaldo and Chilton are the worst drivers on the grid. They should probably be put out of their misery.

Mercedes
Hamilton: 384
Rosberg: 317 - 83%

Red Bull
Ricciardo: 238
Vettel: 167 - 70%

Williams
Bottas: 186
Massa: 134 - 72%

Ferrari
Alonso: 161
Raikkonen: 55 - 34%

McLaren
Button: 126
Magnussen: 55 - 44%

Force India
Hulkenberg: 96
Perez: 59 - 61%

Toro Rosso
Vergne: 22
Kvyat: 8 - 36%

Lotus
Grosjean: 8
Maldonaldo: 2 - 25%

Marussia
Bianchi: 2
Chilton: 0 - 0%

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In some actual F1 news, Carlos Sainz Jr. gets the 2nd Toro Rosso seat.

BBC posted:

Carlos Sainz Jr: Renault champion joins Toro Rosso for 2015

Carlos Sainz Jr - the son of the two-time former world rally champion of the same name - will join Toro Rosso for the 2015 Formula 1 season.

The 20-year-old is the youngest ever winner of the World Series by Renault 3.5 Championship.

"I have had a very successful season in World Series by Renault this year and now I am looking forward to taking the step up to Formula 1," Sainz said.

"I tested for a day with Toro Rosso last year and I liked the atmosphere."
Source

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It's heartwarming to see him in the team he deserves. :allears:

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poty posted:

Alonso and Skeletor confirmed as McLaren Honda drivers https://twitter.com/Honda

I don't think he's coming back to F1 after his recent accident in Brazil.

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autism chariot posted:

Kamui is no worse than half the pay drivers in the field and can be very exciting to watch when given a car that can stand up in the mid field. He's also pretty popular so I don't understand why he can't get enough cash behind him. It's a shame.

I hope when Honda stops being a McLaren exclusive they look around and realize they should have a Japanese driver in a Japanese powered car and he comes back.

But he probably won't. :smith:

Kamui/Alonso for McLaren 2015, this is why it's taking so long for them to announce the drivers.

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Works for me?

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Cojawfee posted:

What? He had a few good drives for FIndia and then McLaren picked up up and them promptly dropped him because he's poo poo. I don't think Ferrari was even interested.

Perez was part of the Ferrari Driver Academy before he went to McLaren.

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be nice wicka posted:

haas bought marussia's factory: http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/haas-f1-acquires-marussia-factory/

LOOK GUYS I INCLUDED A LINK

OK THIS TIME if they actually get their F1 base setup in NC I will, at some point, drive out there and take some pictures.

USF1TeamGPSpeed :argh:

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be nice wicka posted:

they finished building it in october champ

I will probably never actually go there to be honest. I bet they charge for tours and poo poo anyway.

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Moxie Omen posted:

this, but unironic and 100% not joking

Why would El Hefe be joking?

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Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Your real name is Myearthdream.com? mine too.

No, his real name is            8           

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The rock that Schumacher hit

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Eb posted:



Look at this dork. Is that a jacket made of tires?

Well that image went straight into the OP for safe keeping for whoever makes next seasons thread

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CratSock posted:

I like when I remember dreams too, the ones where I can fly are cool.

I had a dream last night that I lived on Staten Island, but was staying in Brooklyn so I could learn how to shoot a gun. Also the place in Brooklyn had vagrants which the police came and terrorized until they left.

I felt bad because one of them had a dog that the police dogs scared :(

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And all that is far more likely to come true than Vettel winning any WDCs at Ferrari.

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POCKET CHOMP posted:

What does #SizeZeroF1Car mean, please explain to me Wicka or somebody thank you.

The only thing I can think of is womens dress sizes??

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Lucasar posted:

Hey thread I started watching F1 this last year and it is hilarious. My Dad used to watch it when I was a kid so I figured I'd give it a shot, and it's just as dull as it used to be, but now I'm old enough to fall asleep in the middle of the race, which makes it a little more bearable. Here is what an uninitiated dweeb makes of the various drivers and cars:

Mercedes - shiny, fast, boring.
-Hamilton: I laughed every time somebody said "Hammer Time."
-Rosberg: He looks like the dude from the Zelda games, I liked him early in the season but he seemed to not be the real deal in the long run.

Red Bull - I had no idea they sold enough energy drinks to afford all this...
-Vettel: Everybody said he was a winner and all that but he seemed more like a whiny underwhelming goober.
-Ricciardo: How can you not like this guy? My wife agrees he is the most likable.

Ferrari - My little brother says if you paint a car red it will go faster, but he is wrong.
-Alonso: Sex machine. Should've won more, he was outdriving his sister car all season.
-Raikkonen: What a waste...

Williams - Best looking car with the ugliest drivers.
-Massa: Seemed nice enough, despite sucking out loud for half the season
-Bottas: Name sounds like Butt-rear end, drives like a badass. cool driver.

McLaren - Didn't this team used to be good or something?
-Button: Britishest named person ever, seems like a good enough driver and dude.
-Magnussen: Totally unmemorable.

Force India - No opinion formed
-Hulkenberg: Cool name, seemed to have promise earlier on, but then nothing happened.
-Perez: How can you keep track of all these guys?

Lotus - lol
-Maldonado: Obviously the best driver.
-Grosjean: I got nothing.

Toro Rosso - These guys are like junior varsity Red Bull team right?
-Vergne: seemed like a dece driver.
-Kvyat: Looks like my cousin when he was 14.

Sauber - Seriously who are these guys?
-Gutierrez & Sutil: Can't remember one thing about them. Had to look up their names.

Marussia - What is the point?
-Chilton: Good hair, I guess.
-Bianchi: Well at least I remember him.

Caterham - Green!
-Kobayashi: It's funny hearing all the british announcers say "Kamooey."
-Ericsson: Nothing.

I think you just saved someone 5 minutes on next season's OP.

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serious gaylord posted:

Well we know the Mclaren is bad but is suicide really the answer?

Probably fulfilling a break clause in his contract or something

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be nice wicka posted:

a lot of things went wrong under his leadership and those don't magically fix themselves once he leaves, christ

Actually, now that Clinton Bush Whitmarsh is out, nothing is his fault anymore and it's all the new guys fault from the millisecond he's in charge.

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Wirth1000 posted:

Actually, he's alive and well. See you in Melbourne.

If you stopped posting until then this would become the best thread.

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Wirth1000 posted:

Lotus just announced a new development driver has joined the team. A Spaniard to replace her fallen comrade Alonso... Carmen Jorda.






Wow, that's not even GP2, that's GP3 results. That really is awful.

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Tsaedje posted:

In the backwards, sexist spirit of motorsport, I'd like to say "Carmen Phwoarda"

"Carmen"

If we examine her name closely, we can break it down into "car" and "men". Even her name is sexist.

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be nice wicka posted:

oh don't be such a little poo poo. you make fun of a subset of bad male drivers, but most go by unnoticed. you mock 100% of female drivers.

Yeah, no one ever makes fun of good drivers like ol' springhead or Lewis "good-based-on-his-relationship" Hamilton or "Hey I just want some ice cream and vodka" man.

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CratSock posted:

I'm confused where to direct my anger and disdain... who do we hate more in Worst Thread? Mediocre male pay drivers, or mediocre attractive women drivers?

Bonus question: If an unattractive woman is a good driver... something about a tree falling in the woods and nobody noticing her?

She's not even mediocre is the problem here

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be nice wicka posted:

sauber had some no-name test driver from hong kong at abu dhabi last year and no one noticed, he had equally poo poo GP3 results

No he didn't. He scored points.

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Alain Post posted:

Nico. Mmm.

Literally the first thing people see when they opened last years thread:

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Pablo Bluth posted:

She makes Max Chilton look like a biologically engineered Senna-Prost-Mansell hybrid. With a single career high of 13 (next best result 17), she stepped aside for the final two weekends of last year. Dean Stoneman took over and promptly managed a pole, two wins and a second.

Sounds like a perfect test driver then, she clearly set the car up perfectly for him.

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RALF posted:

There's been a lack of butt ugly F1 drivers since Robert Kubica died

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Diet Crack posted:

So who's renewing the GP Predictor comp?

I'm pretty sure you're not talking about mine but I'll post it again anyway.

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Aqualung posted:

So that makes what - 4 teams that are having issues with being able to come out to Melbourne? Eagerly looking forward to a 14 car grid.

Then 12 as both McLarens zap their drivers immediately after the lights go out

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Rhopunzel posted:

Bold prediction: The McLaren will be so bad Alonso will pull a Mansell and retire from F1 midseason.

What if Alonso is faking this injury so he doesn't have to drive the McLaren at all?

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be nice wicka posted:

i miss heikki

Well he's so fast, you would

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