- Happy Hat
- Aug 11, 2008
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He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
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Hello!
Look at this thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3533835
Now look at the thread you're in - the thread you're in is empty...
That other thread isn't!
Now is your time to shine, you goddamn diamond in the rough - dazzle us with your camera abilities - photograph your food in odd settings, perfect lighting, being eaten by LEGO people, just show us what it is that you have done!
People will then either ridicule you or they will compliment you, but one thing is sure - you will inspire many food-porn motivated foodgasms around the world.
But.. rules!
- You cannot, ever, claim that your camera cannot capture red - ever...
- Salsa chicken is not a thing that exists, and shall be trolled into the ground if it should ever appear
- You are not, ever, allowed to post pictures of chicken and cheese in the same frame (if it is in sandwich form)
- A hamburger is not a sandwich
- You cannot post pictures of food that are based off onion soup mix
- You are not allowed to mention onion soup mix
- Whenever Gravity posts, the first post thereafter should be a post complimenting him on his camera, never his food
- You are allowed to give all the constructive criticism that you want to give, but be prepared to be challenged
- You can ask any question you want (except about onion soup mix or salsa chicken or chicken cheese sandwiches)
- Pictures are a plus, but not a must, however, do not expect people to think that you're awesome without the picture
- Quick and dirty with crappy cell phone pictures are ok
- Nicely lit pictures are ok too
- Be ready to answer questions - because people will want to copy you
- Remember that the people in this thread means well. But most are socially challenged and are not always able to use their inside voice before putting fingers to the keyboard, if you take offense to this, it is you who are in the wrong.
The rules are there for your own protection.
Now post!
Edit: I should mention that by posting herein, you agree to the rules, including that a Hamburger is not a sandwich.
Happy Hat fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Nov 24, 2014
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- Happy Hat
- Aug 11, 2008
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He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
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Oh... hey - new thread
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3805594
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