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Bendigeidfran
Dec 17, 2013

Wait a minute...


Actually I have a question too- how does time travel interact with stutter? If I'm stuttered on T3 will time travel be useless if I change my T3 turn? And if I change T2 is that repeated in the altered T3?

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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

magical teen bomb squad



Grimey Drawer

Bendigeidfran posted:

Actually I have a question too- how does time travel interact with stutter? If I'm stuttered on T3 will time travel be useless if I change my T3 turn? And if I change T2 is that repeated in the altered T3?

Yes and yes, with the exception that if you change your T3 action and later become not-stuttered, the change is effective.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Misrecorded a damage value on turn 4, Cogblight received an additional 2 damage from his previous turn's M.A.D. I have gone back in time and retconned all relevant posts.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Turn 5
POPOPOLIS foolishly draws his dagger as both a housecat and Cogblight, tired with the GEOCITIESMANCER's lead, let fly Lightning Bolts to roast him. Massester sees a similar lead in MARIANUS, LORD OF THE DEEP, and goes M.A.D. on him; but MARIANUS goes mad as well, as his alter-ego MAHUIKA, QUEEN OF MAGMA, who lets loose a magma-powered fireball that mixes with the fire-powered fireball of Callahan. #1 Wizard Mills and Micky Louse both Shield themselves from the Fireball's devastation. In a surprising move, Jibbles moves his beard in time manipulating motions to change his turn 4 from a useless Punish Offense against POPOPOLIS to a useless Punish Offense against Cogblight. Can anyone stop Mills, the leading Wizard?!





Totally normal North American housecat (Epsilon Plus): 6
#1 Wizard Mills (Mills): 2
Mickey Louse (Ernie.): 16
Masseter the Myoidic (Somberbrero): 7
POPOPOLIS the GEOCITIESMANCER (Gabriel Pope): 9
Callahan, master of wizardry, ghosts & goblins & such (oldskool): 5
Jibbles the Beardomancer (Baron Fuzzlewhack): 10
Supreme Cogblight (Kellsterik): 12
MARIANUS, LORD OF THE DEEP (Bendigeidfran): 7

It is now turn 6. Deadline is Saturday, the 6th, at 11 PM EST.

Jon Joe fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2014 around 06:50

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



D:

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



i was once like you #1 wizard mills

Bendigeidfran
Dec 17, 2013

Wait a minute...


Now you are truly the #1 wizard. Mills.

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012


I am officially on Team Mills Winning Despite Having No Idea What's Happening

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Turn 6

Top feature of this turn: A whole lot of nothing!

Masseter and Jibbles do nothing! POPOPOLIS and a housecat go invisible! MARIANUS wants to Counter Spell Mills, but is Counter Spelled by Micky!! Mills Counter Spells Callahan who wanted to Predict Defense Mills!!!!! COGBLIGHT goes back in time to change his turn 1 action from Invisibility to Predict Defense on Micky Louse, revealing that he had casted Twin Damage turn 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damage remains the same, except for Masseter who is hit by his last turn's M.A.D.







Totally normal North American housecat (Epsilon Plus): 6
#1 Wizard Mills (Mills): 2
Mickey Louse (Ernie.): 16
Masseter the Myoidic (Somberbrero): 9
POPOPOLIS the GEOCITIESMANCER (Gabriel Pope): 7
Callahan, master of wizardry, ghosts & goblins & such (oldskool): 5
Jibbles the Beardomancer (Baron Fuzzlewhack): 10
Supreme Cogblight (Kellsterik): 12
MARIANUS, LORD OF THE DEEP (Bendigeidfran): 7

Jon Joe fucked around with this message at Dec 7, 2014 around 07:17

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



D:

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Who wants to join Team Mills?

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



You can have everything I own when I die.

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006

ALL HAIL THE GREAT CRAB LORD


What if we just take it anyways?

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Forgot M.A.D. damage again. Fixing.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

I am literally terrible and should probably be spending more time paying attention to damage values in my game; 2 damage was missing was POPOPOLIS from round 5. Fixing relevant posts.

Really, I should not be half-assing this game this much. I mean, at least it's not on some other forum. Ugh, just bad time to run I guess, also too many players.

Jon Joe fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2014 around 06:54

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Turn 7

Mickey and Cogblight have had enough of Callahan and really drive it into him with Lightning Bolts! Callahan is so shocked that he doesn't do anything, even as he takes 3 more damage. Masseter wants to M.A.D. a housecat, but the cat's already invisible! Jibbles and Mills have no one to stab, but MARIANUS finds himself fit to travel back in time and stop Masseter from M.A.D.ing him and into M.A.D.ing himself!





Totally normal North American housecat (Epsilon Plus): 5
#1 Wizard Mills (Mills): 2
Mickey Louse (Ernie.): 16
Masseter the Myoidic (Somberbrero): 12
POPOPOLIS the GEOCITIESMANCER (Gabriel Pope): 8
Callahan, master of wizardry, ghosts & goblins & such (oldskool): 13
Jibbles the Beardomancer (Baron Fuzzlewhack): 9
Supreme Cogblight (Kellsterik): 11
MARIANUS, LORD OF THE DEEP (Bendigeidfran): 3

It's now turn 8. Deadline will be a bit later because I have work. 1 AM EST on Tuesday, the 9th.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Bendigeidfran
Dec 17, 2013

Wait a minute...


Turns out wizards choke in the clutch.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Decided to extend the deadline a bit more because I think people were confused by this deadline. It's now at an arbitrary "when I wake up"

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Jon Joe died in his sleep. Wizard Battle is cancelled.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Mills wins

but the true wizard is Baron Fuzzlewhack for predicting this

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



We all win!

Bendigeidfran
Dec 17, 2013

Wait a minute...


Hooray! The real prize of Wizard Battle was friendship all along.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



wait... everyone became friends by ganging up on me .... i never even had a chance

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006

ALL HAIL THE GREAT CRAB LORD


I'm fukkin doped to the girls on cough syrup and having trouble posting and I [i]still[/i got my action on, if one of you failed to put in your action and m ade him cancel the game I'm gonna be so upset :<<

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Nah I just had a lot of unexpected stuff happen today. Update tomorrow.

Baron Fuzzlewhack
Sep 22, 2010

ALIVE ENOUGH TO DIE


It's not like he's #2 Wizard Mills, come on.

Bendigeidfran
Dec 17, 2013

Wait a minute...


Breaking news y'all: jon joe was dead, but he only died to work on his exciting sequel Lich Battle! I'm sure he's working himself to the bone

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

I've been busy with grad school stuff and pop contest, it's just one thing after another with those two, sorry. Will still update though.

Bendigeidfran
Dec 17, 2013

Wait a minute...


No worries mate

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



As long as you somehow fix my score so I'm winning, I will personally not storm off this game pretending like I can't deal with this.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

magical teen bomb squad



Grimey Drawer

Turn 8

It's getting close to the end and a housecats lets loose with a Fireball! POPOPOLIS, Callahan, Jibbles, and Cogblight all get roasted for doing actions that ultimately amount to nothing. Massester's action is slightly less than nothing because he has a chance to heal next round, though he also is hit with his own M.A.D. The rest Shield.



Totally normal North American housecat (Epsilon Plus): 5
#1 Wizard Mills (Mills): 2
Mickey Louse (Ernie.): 16
Masseter the Myoidic (Somberbrero): 15
POPOPOLIS the GEOCITIESMANCER (Gabriel Pope): 9
Callahan, master of wizardry, ghosts & goblins & such (oldskool): 14
Jibbles the Beardomancer (Baron Fuzzlewhack): 10
Supreme Cogblight (Kellsterik): 12
MARIANUS, LORD OF THE DEEP (Bendigeidfran): 3

It's now turn 9. Deadline will be Thursday at 11 PM EST, to give people time to realize the game is up.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Mills
Jun 13, 2003



lol why would you heal me

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



THIS IS A SETUP

Baron Fuzzlewhack
Sep 22, 2010

ALIVE ENOUGH TO DIE


Because you are #1 Wizard Mills, you need to go out like you started

Baby Fresh

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Are we far from an update? It's been 24 hours!

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

The timeline was an extra 24 because people may not know it updated.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Grimey Drawer


I didn't forget, Mills. I just had work and stuff. I'm working on it now.

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