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Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I hope they don't show the T-Rex in any of the trailers. I want to see it in the theater, and be seven again.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 06:27

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:25

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Veks posted:

To the people thinking that the movie will all be CGIs, they've already shown models of some stuff, including the raptors:

Liking that green!

Green tested well with key demographics. Genetic engineers made the change over lunch. Also made them obedient to motorcycle riding bad asses.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 00:52

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Doflamingo posted:

Jeff Goldblum made love to a velociraptor and Chris Pratt is the result! It all makes sense now.

He couldn't resist looking up their skirts.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 03:26

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I thought each death in the Jurassic Park movie was handled perfectly until we see Sam Jackson's severed hand. The whole scene feels like something in a haunted house. Maybe that's intentional?

# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 00:04

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I like that the dinosaur movie thread evolved into the bird movie thread.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 23:46

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition on Genesis was pretty fun side-scroller type game. Operation Genesis on PC and The Lost World arcade game, are probably the only other two JP games I'd recommend.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 03:19

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Xenomrph posted:

This thread is getting kinda heated, I think people need to chillax and hug a dinosaur or something.

That's me seeing Jurassic Park for the first time.

# ¿ May 18, 2015 02:57

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Velociraptors capable of opening doors, and being constantly described as highly intelligent animals, are being shown as having some sort of relationship with one of its handlers? Why not? The raptors are smart enough to know they can't escape, they probably tested all the fences for the past twenty two years. Killing Chris Pratt isn't worth pissing off the other humans that are more than willing to lower whole cows in daily.

# ¿ May 31, 2015 07:52

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

MrYenko posted:

All of this, however, if I was a raptor handler, and they went into flat-out attack postures like is depicted in the trailer, I'd be doing a little more than holding my hands out and making eye contact.

I heard somewhere that he's breaking up an in-progress Raptor attack in that scene, which makes a bit more sense. However, I would imagine that the preferred method of doing that would involve cattle prods, at the very least.

He says something to the effect "If you shoot them they'll never trust me again!"

# ¿ May 31, 2015 21:00

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Wade Wilson posted:

Original Jurassic Park was in theaters again some time last year, it was kind of a big deal when it was done because it was 3D post-processing like what they did with Top Gun (happened around the same time, too).

And the 3D was good! Brought me back to being a seven year old that saw the movie six times in the summer of '93. The sixth time I was finally brave enough not to cover my eyes when the raptor attacked Muldoon.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 17:42

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

My parents told me I could pick out one toy to have as an early 8th birthday present. They laughed so hard at seeing me come down the aisle, barely holding onto the JP Command Center box, they bought it for me. Used that for a battle arena when my T-Rex would fight my neighbors Utahraptor. Commando Nedry met many gruesome deaths at the hands of children and their legion of carnivorous dinosaurs.

Just bought my midnight ticket, and am seriously debating wearing either the JP or JW Park Ranger badges I snagged from a recent comic convention because I have no shame.

EDIT: Just wanted to mention how aesthetically pleasing it is to see "JP". Those are some good initials.

Open Marriage Night fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jun 9, 2015

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 18:44

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Movie was great fun. It wasn't perfect like the original, but nothing really is.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 08:48

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

My mom saw Jurassic Park for the first time in twenty two years today, and it was drat adorable how nervous the kitchen scene got her. She also wondered why the T-Rex was fighting it's baby at the end. She's not the brightest woman, but I love her.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 07:15

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:25

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Had a good time watching the movie in 2D and 3D. Regardless of the quality of the film, my eight year old self has to know: How are the toys? I had Dino Riders and JP, kids these days need good dinosaur toys.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 04:01

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