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toplitzin posted:Y I K E S A-Roo!
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One weird trick THEY don't want you to know for getting laid.
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CodfishCartographer posted:From the cursed images thread:
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Oct 26, 2020 16:31
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I'm sure he had a lawyer review that.
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Oct 26, 2020 20:23
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Thom12255 posted:I'm sure he had a lawyer review that. As a lawyer, let me say, that seems totally legit and will keep him out of jail and he will win every lawsuit. Actually might help him in some rape cases where juries want to punish sluts (surprisingly frequent, and a winning tactic for some defense counsel) but that thing has the legal efficacy of toilet paper. Single ply.
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Oct 26, 2020 23:25
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Good job picking a business name that can't be googled Mr Genius rapey photobusiness dude.
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Helen Highwater posted:Good job picking a business name that can't be googled Mr Genius rapey photobusiness dude. Interesting that terrible release came up now, as there have been a few photographers that I've been made aware of (who do creepy/rapey stuff) within the past 2 weeks.
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I live in a small town in Ireland, and there's a town forum group on Facebook where people share posts about lost and found items, or the latest bakery that's opened (or closed). This time of the year has that great autumn light and some great sunsets. So the "photographers" have started posting their work.  (500 likes)  (650 likes)  (1000 likes)  (1100 likes) I really should stop caring about the social media dopamine cartel, and pay no mind to Facebook Or I chould embrace the clarity, contrast, and saturation sliders, to progress beyond the 30 - 50 likes I get for the occasional contribution.
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Nov 11, 2020 15:01
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My eyes are burning.
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Nov 11, 2020 15:39
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I thought the max all sliders crowd had pretty much died out, haven't seen it in here for a long time. It doesn't even show up in flickr explore anymore. It's soothing to know people with less taste than me are still out there, doing their thing.
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I try to comfort myself by saying that at least these aren’t the same people that buy prints but they probably are 
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I got a shot on explore, got 270 likes most i've ever had. Max Sliders' work is very much prevalent on facebook.
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crossposting from the cspam election thread to dorkroom
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I too put my drinks in front of zoom backgrounds.
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At least change it to different weather, looks the same to me.
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Wafflecopper posted:crossposting from the cspam election thread to dorkroom Frankly it's almost impressive how everything except the drink is in focus
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eggsovereasy posted:At least change it to different weather, looks the same to me. It's a critique of landscape photographers, no matter how pretty a scene is they still bitch that it's not the weather they had wanted when they got up at rear end crack o'clock with intentions of cloning whatever photograph they'd seen that drew them to that spot. Even though the scene is high noon at monument valley.
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Reddit Poop Guy is living his dreams! I checked in on him out of pandemic boredom, and last month he bought an Intrepid 8x10. He says he'll be learning on Portra 160 5x7, so I assume he's using a reducing back to save money at first... except that Portra 160 is out of production on 5x7. Maybe he bought some dead stock from somewhere. I have no idea how this seemed like a good idea. He has never shot a single frame of film before in his life. He also still lives with his parents, having yet to find a steady day job. This can only end well. Cassius Belli fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Mar 16, 2021 |
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My favorite part is all you need to do is say Reddit and everyone knows who you’re talking about.
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Yond Cassius posted:Reddit Poop Guy is living his dreams! I tried to tell him to just start with 4x5 and see if it’s even for him, also that Portra isn’t readily available in 5x7. He never responded to me. For what it’s worth Keith Canham does special order group orders for weird sizes so I’m sure you can get 5x7 Portra from that.
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God speed reddit dude, live your best life and sell your photos for a million dollars.
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It's like some kind of performance art.
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Mar 16, 2021 12:04
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Maybe he's just buying 8x10 sheets and cutting them down to size.
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Yond Cassius posted:Reddit Poop Guy ... bought an Intrepid 8x10. Glad it's gone to a good home, Lucas
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Mar 16, 2021 21:00
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if he's the guy who bought it i'm going to poo poo my pants.
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Mar 16, 2021 21:08
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bellows lugosi posted:if he's the guy who bought it i'm going to poo poo my pants. Mail him the pants afterwards, as a bonus.
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bellows lugosi posted:if he's the guy who bought it i'm going to poo poo my pants. I think he lives in Texas, he went to some Christian college there.
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I got asked on Quora to help some guy improve his photography. He included a Flickr link. I don't see how it's possible to improve on these. IMG_0087 by richard sears, on Flickr  IMG_0092 by richard sears, on Flickr
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not gonna lie, I kinda missed coming across poo poo like this
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It's still out there, it's just that flickr has tweeked their algorithms to bury it. Look for photoshop oriented groups or tags and wallow in the horrible. https://www.flickr.com/groups/hdrandphotoshop/pool/ enjoy!
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What triggers me most is that there are stars that should be covered up by the planet.
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Apr 2, 2021 15:05
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They attended the Peter Lik school of astrophotography.
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More like Richard Sears my retinas out
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Maybe not the best, but a collection of the smartest https://www.facebook.com/102526445187296/posts/117967966976477/?d=n Which links through to https://www.rous.store/products/your-camera The one account saying they received the tamron/canon stuff is clearly fake but everyone’s falling over themselves to buy this hot deal that definitely isn’t a box of garbage (while they actually bother to send things out that is).
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https://flic.kr/p/2kSLnHg This is a bad sky replacement right? the sky colour is not reflected at all in the water and 
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Definitely a sky replacement, the full size image shows waves being front lit but they weren't gonna let no pesky physics prevent them from having a sunset. I can't tell what exactly they did but that dark line points to a really lazy masking job. But it's masked okay in other parts of the image, maybe they just couldn't nail the luminosity mask on the distant mountains so they gave up and did it by hand. Maybe a composite of three images? I would believe the distant water is not the same ocean as the foreground waves. My favorite part is how the sky is nuclear red but the reflected sky in the full version is white. edit - if you look at the bit between the main subject and the beach on the left you can see the ghosts of two poorly faded out sea stacks. Also they added a cliff that's not there in the real world. https://www.google.com/maps/@-36.82...52!9m2!1b1!2i32 But the ridge line for the rest of the image matches, so who knows what the gently caress they were thinking when doctoring this image. xzzy fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Apr 13, 2021 |
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xzzy posted:Definitely a sky replacement, the full size image shows waves being front lit but they weren't gonna let no pesky physics prevent them from having a sunset. This would look bitching with a nuclear explosion in the background?
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I'm sure luminar will do a nuclear explosion sky replacement soon, but when are we going to get one click out of the box vision of our dead father in the clouds option?
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This is how the world ends, not with a bang but a poorly edited nuclear sky replacement.
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