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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Nikki isn't married and she never will be due to Cena's autism/OCD/severe depression.

He will when Vince names Cena his successor on his death bed and HHH is usurped

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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Nikki isn't married and she never will be due to Cena's autism/OCD/severe depression.

Ok, now I kind of want to know if Cena really is on the autism spectrum.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Nikki isn't married and she never will be due to Cena's autism/OCD/severe depression.

Nikki is a physical personification of WWE, built by Vince McMahon for the sole* purpose of allowing Cena to marry it.

* Okay there was another reason initially.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Haha, Nikki sending Brie after AJ made me think of Bart siccing Lisa on Sideshow Bob.

She'd have much better luck with rakes.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Dope

edit: wait what's with my avatar? is this the new forums baby?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I love that Seth gets to keep Mercury and Nobel.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God they're going to kill Seth!

Oh wait, he's used to it.

Christ, at this rate, Seth should ride a TARDIS to the ring.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BigRed0427 posted:

I love that Seth gets to keep Mercury and Nobel.

Who'd want to take them off his hands? :v:

Writer Cath posted:

Christ, at this rate, Seth should ride a TARDIS to the ring.

It's all fun and games until he regenerates into a young Big Show.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Christ, at this rate, Seth should ride a TARDIS to the ring.

Each one filled with severed arms.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I booked a pretty good Smackdown.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

keevo posted:

edit: wait what's with my avatar? is this the new forums baby?

Somebody bought you an avatar, holmes. (wasn't me, before you ask)

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Daniel Bryan posted:

I booked a pretty good Smackdown.

Thanks

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Chokes McGee posted:

Somebody bought you an avatar, holmes. (wasn't me, before you ask)

it's the new stupid newbie av

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Thank, Bryan Daniels. Thank.

Smoking Crow posted:

it's the new stupid newbie av

What, seriously? Huh.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Chokes McGee posted:

It's all fun and games until he regenerates into a young Big Show.

Ehh, I regenerating into Disco Inferno would be worse.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Chokes McGee posted:

Thank, Bryan Daniels. Thank.


What, seriously? Huh.

"FEED ME MORE (money)" -Lowtax

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan posted:

I booked a pretty good Smackdown.

You done good, you vanilla midget :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, did Mercury just distract Ryback with loud noises like he was an animal? :xd:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Smoking Crow posted:

"FEED ME MORE (ham)" -Lowtax

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*


I didn't post that that's hosed up

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Jerusalem posted:

Haha, did Mercury just distract Ryback with loud noises like he was an animal? :xd:

Next Noble should pull out a flashlight to make him freeze in place.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Daniel Bryan posted:

I booked a pretty good Smackdown.

I hope you work matches again some day

Knowing that Punk never will is enough of a bummer

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Smoking Crow posted:

I didn't post that that's hosed up

too late m8, quoted for posterity and reported

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Big Guy Big Pops :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Does anyone else find it weird how strong Ryback ISN'T?

I mean he's clearly a VERY strong man but based on his physique (hardly natural, I know) you'd kind of expect him to be tossing around guys easily and it always seems like a real effort for him. It makes the fact they always push how "freakishly" strong he is feel really weird, especially when they book him against the likes of Cesaro who IS freakishly strong.

Edit: Case in point, Seth just looked amazing by carrying Ryback across the entire ring for that buckle bomb.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
whoa Rollins is strong

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
HOLY poo poo, SETH. :stare:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

:stonk: HOLY poo poo SETH!

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Daniel Bryan =



on this episode of Smackdown

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

Does anyone else find it weird how strong Ryback ISN'T?

I mean he's clearly a VERY strong man but based on his physique (hardly natural, I know) you'd kind of expect him to be tossing around guys easily and it always seems like a real effort for him. It makes the fact they always push how "freakishly" strong he is feel really weird, especially when they book him against the likes of Cesaro who IS freakishly strong.

Edit: Case in point, Seth just looked amazing by carrying Ryback across the entire ring for that buckle bomb.

I know what you're going for here but I'm pretty sure you don't want Ryback hucking guys around out there with his full strength.

...

Kane looks slow and old and he should go run his insurance company. :smith:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
coming out to beat someone up while wearing their merch is pretty great

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Daniel Bryan posted:

Daniel Bryan =



on this episode of Smackdown
Well we always wish that GMs showed up as little as possible

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

that was a nice called spot there

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Chokes McGee posted:

Kane looks slow and old and he should go run his insurance company. :smith:

Forget the insurance company, at this point I think Kane would be able to retire and do nothing for good.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh, that didn't... land right.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

BigRed0427 posted:

:stonk: HOLY poo poo SETH!

Seriously.

Dude's so drat good.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
So I guess Ryback vs Kane at TLC?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

... well, neither of you were laughing, Kane :confused:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

Oh, that didn't... land right.

Kane pre-emptively backing CM Punk!

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