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TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
gently caress! WWEShop has Pop! Vinyls. There goes my money....

Also... that John Cena figure is a nut cracker? I'm scared to find out how it works.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Santino:"We have everything your kid could ever want: John Cena the T-shirt, John Cena the shoe, John Cena the underwear, John Cena the lunchbox, John Cena the flamethrower!"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I told you all New Day is great!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Miller Lite: Haha aren't advertisements awful and painfully transparent in their goal to make you purchase the product? Haha, it's so lame and awful how they do that. Anyway, buy our product.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
New Day is fun in ring but I'm still not sure the gimmick will work. Here's hoping!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Smoking Crow posted:

tbf, Owen in the Nation owned hard

Yeah but that was for "fish out of water" effect, and by then it was less "black supremacists" and more "some guys that hang out with Rocky Maivia."

Anyway I guess I'll ... wait and see :iamafag:

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Why'd you post the same picture twice?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

So THAT'S what Shmorky's been up to.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


SLOTH LOVE ROLLINS! :neckbeard:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
THE Ryback

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

welp it's Kane v. Ryback

kane might die lol

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

YES YES YES YES

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I love that Bryan refuses to stop calling him THE Ryback.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Can the entirety of the Anonymous GM be Cole making an announcement, someone reaching under the ring to pull out Hornswaggle, smash the laptop over his head and give the GM position back to DB.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
YES!

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

TEGGS posted:

Can the entirety of the Anonymous GM be Cole making an announcement, someone reaching under the ring to pull out Hornswaggle, smash the laptop over his head and give the GM position back to DB.

I want it to be Cole all along and for him to be making up the GM all these years and pinning it on Hornswaggle

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Smoking Crow posted:

I want it to be Cole all along and for him to be making up the GM all these years and pinning it on Hornswaggle

Cole and Hornwaggle's names are interchangeable in my previous statement.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Honestly, I would have no problem with the Anon GM if 1) No one gave a poo poo who it was and 2) They just make the matches and nothing more.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BigRed0427 posted:

Honestly, I would have no problem with the Anon GM if 1) No one gave a poo poo who it was and 2) They just make the matches and nothing more.

Done and probably done.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Stardust hasn't learned to quickly touch up his make up like Goldust.

Edit: Feuding with A New Day already?

IS THERE GOING TO BE A THIRD DUST?!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Stardust is now going to collapse in on himself and become a black h...

god dammit guys

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

did Stardust just quote Rick James

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

You can't beat Harper he has compound eyes

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh god Harper's smiling, run :stare:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.



I love how pencil crayon Seth looks like a muppet.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Bondage enthusiast Luke Harper

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I enjoyed New Day. Kofi and Woods are a good combo. Big E isn't someone I'm a fan of and doesn't seem to quite fit but he's a heavy and it kind of works. They have good energy, decent tag moves, and look like they like each other.

I just don't get why they have to be stereotypical preachers. Couldn't they have just been friends who want to help each other out?

Also, I kind of hate that blue color for some reason.

TEGGS posted:

Stardust hasn't learned to quickly touch up his make up like Goldust.

Edit: Feuding with A New Day already?

IS THERE GOING TO BE A THIRD DUST?!

Great. Now I'm picturing Dusty as Golddust.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Let's all take a moment during this match to remember that New Day's first feud is going to be against the Dust Bros. and I'm okay with that.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
"What is going through HIS mind?"

("I LOVE WAFFLES")

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
I like that they have to pretend that the IC belt is a big deal due to the world title being held basically in absentia

What's even funnier is that it's currently held by Luke Harper

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Wasn't Harper's gimmick in the indys a trucker?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BigRed0427 posted:

Wasn't Harper's gimmick in the indys a trucker?

He was a terrifying.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Countout finish to a title match :vince:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

I like that they have to pretend that the IC belt is a big deal

What's even funnier is that it's currently held by Luke Harper

Well. I mean it IS a big deal right now, I just don't know if it'll last more than two weeks.

BigRed0427 posted:

Wasn't Harper's gimmick in the indys a trucker?

Yup! His spinning side slam was called the "Truck Stop" and was his finisher.

That was actually a nifty finish, that's how you keep a belt feud going without having a guy lose the title.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cool, the worst possible ending.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
You know the WWE needs to make it a rule that championships change hands on DQ and countout; why do they even do that?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
SET IT DOWN BOY

Yes sir :ohdear:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
JBL: "[Dolph's] too dumb to not quit."

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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Dolph is looking more and more like Mr. Perfect.

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