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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: We all know Santa drives a magical reindeer powered sleigh on Christmas Eve. What does he drive the other 364 days of the year?








Question 14: It's that time of year...what is the best piece of advice for winter driving?





Answers soon...

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: We all know Santa drives a magical reindeer powered sleigh on Christmas Eve. What does he drive the other 364 days of the year?

An old Volvo - 7
SlimManFat
Terrible Robot
Adiabatic
CornHolio
Tommychu
Korwen
Elmnt80

Snowmobile - 5
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
GrantC
LeftistMuslimObama
ssjonizuka
Horse Divorce

Santa doesn't exist - 2
sadnessboner
CannonFodder

Subaru Forester - 2
piss boner
Somewhat Heroic

Jeep Cherokee - 2
StandardVC10
stump

Mercedes S-class, of course, haven't you seen the advertisements? - 2
SharkyTM
Eaterofpoptarts

Miata - 2
Freelop
Mat_Drinks

Buick Roadmaster - 2
Coasterphreak
HotCanadianChick

ACES:

Elves - Viggen
SLS Roadster - The Royal Nonesuch
Mrs. Claus crazy - Spicy Guacamole
A rusty Fiat Punto. I've seen it. - Knobjockey
An older Toyota Hilux (90's era) - Ephphatha
Probably a dog sled, since he lives in Greenland (not the North Pole, dammit!) - KozmoNaut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSynDh_K0EE - InitialDave
Buick LeSabre - BrokenKnucklez
A mid-90s Subaru covered with bumper stickers - Previa_fun
What do you call a pedo in December? SANTA CLAUS - Cat Terrist
Old Honda Civic - Geirskogul
Cadillac CTS-V - bolind
Ford Raptor - Seat Safety Switch
Range Rover - Acid Ronin
A Zil 2906. It's the only way to cope with global warming at the north pole. - Simkin
a silver Kia with two feet of snow on the roof and no lights on at night, just DRLs. - triple clutcher
Red Ferrari - leica
A gas/electric hybrid sleigh - Ozimander
A recliner - Liquid Communism
Beige Camry - CharlesM
BMW 7 series - LloydDobler
Tri-five Chevy - IOwnCalculus
Viper - meatpimp
Santa is a commie so he drives a Lada Niva - Bajaha
White panel van with FREE CANDY on the side - NitroSpazzz
A UPS truck - Phoned Polls
A Morgan - blk


Question 14: It's that time of year...what is the best piece of advice for winter driving?

Get winter tires - 23
Ephphatha
BrokenKnucklez
Previa_fun
Geirskogul
bolind
Seat Safety Switch
Acid Ronin
SharkyTM
Tommychu
Liquid Communism
leica
Korwen
LloydDobler
IOwnCalculus
Bajaha
CannonFodder
Elmnt80
Somewhat Heroic
stump
Mat_Drinks
Funk Rolls
blk
meatpimp

Don't - 4
Spicy Guacamole
KozmoNaut
Horse Divorce
KYOON GRIFFEY JR

Drive as though everyone around you is re-enacting a disaster movie. - 3
LeftistMuslimObama
Knobjockey
Terrible Robot

Move somewhere without winter - 2
Cat Terrist
The Royal Nonesuch

ACES:

Check your tires, washer fluid w/deicer, wipers, and emergency chains. - Viggen
Have fun! - InitialDave
Probably just die in a crash already if it's an issue - sadnessboner
TURN INTO THE SKID - Adiabatic
Take part in Rally-X or ice racing. - GrantC
Leave plenty of room between vehicles. - CornHolio
AWD power slides - ssjonizuka
Drive slow - piss boner
I live in southern California, I have less than no idea - StandardVC10
Don't loving crash. It's expensive and not fun to have to drive a lovely rental for 10 days because you're a goddamned idiot who couldn't be bothered to put snow tyres on in time - Simkin
Learn to drive properly - HotCanadianChick
empty, unplowed parking lots are your friends - triple clutcher
Bro, do you even lift? - Ozimander
Be aware of increased stopping distances - Freelop
Floor it - CharlesM
GO HAM - Eaterofpoptarts
Don't panic brake - Coasterphreak
Slow the gently caress down - NitroSpazzz
Use engine braking! - SlimManFat

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 14:

Elmnt80 - 131
Ephphatha - 126
Mat_Drinks - 119
leica - 116
Fiend Roles - 116
SharkyTM - 115
IOwnCalculus - 115
Previa_fun - 105
CornHolio - 105
Tommychu - 105
LloydDobler - 105
Korwen - 103
Liquid Communism - 95
Adiabatic - 92
CannonFodder - 90
stump - 89
bolind - 87
blk - 87
Seat Safety Switch - 83
ssjonizuka - 83
piss boner - 79
Eaterofpoptarts - 75
StandardVC10 - 72
Ozimander - 68
sadnessboner - 67
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 67
BrokenKnucklez - 66
GrantC - 66
Spicy Guacamole - 65
Geirskogul - 65
meatpimp - 65
Acid Ronin - 64
Somewhat Heroic - 62
SlimManFat - 59
NitroSpazzz - 58
Knobjockey - 57
Terrible Robot - 57
Bajaha - 56
Horse Divorce - 55
The Royal Nonesuch - 51
Viggen - 49
HotCanadianChick - 47
Simkin - 43
CharlesM - 41
KozmoNaut - 38
LeftistMuslimObama - 37
Cat Terrist - 36
Freelop - 36
Coasterphreak - 34
InitialDave - 21
triple clutcher - 15

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Yup, ended in the middle of the pack, towards the rear. Just like always.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yesss, slowly but surely moving back down the ladder. :getin:

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002
Genuinely surprised I didn't get an ace on q 13.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Now watch me ace every question from here on out. :downs:

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
well poo poo, i WAS in third. oh well.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

First round I finished with 38 points, 2nd 27. Now I'm 3 figures and in the top 10.
It feels weird to be this close to the top. :unsmith:

Turbo Fondant fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Dec 29, 2014

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I didn't think beige Camry would be an ace for number 13. Oh well.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The technology question killed me because I was thinking modern tech not 50's tech (climate control) :argh:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

leica posted:

The technology question killed me because I was thinking modern tech not 50's tech (climate control) :argh:
I bet someone's now going to dig out an article about the first climate control for a car being built in the fifties. Aircon started being a thing back then, so it wouldn't surprise me if someone worked out an automatic regulator for it soon after.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

InitialDave posted:

I bet someone's now going to dig out an article about the first climate control for a car being built in the fifties. Aircon started being a thing back then, so it wouldn't surprise me if someone worked out an automatic regulator for it soon after.

1933 at least actually for air con.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Cat Terrist posted:

1933 at least actually for air con.
Really? What on earth was that on? I don't think I've ever seen an original setup before the mid/late fifties.

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE
I thought for sure that the space shuttle was going to get more than 2 votes....

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

AcidRonin posted:

I thought for sure that the space shuttle was going to get more than 2 votes....

I expected at least one MiG-25, too. Not quite as high or quite as fast as the Blackbird, but close - and in a smaller and slightly more agile plane with much higher climb speed. Seems like it would be memorable.

Computer viking fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Dec 29, 2014

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Computer viking posted:

I expected at least one MiG-25, too. Not quite as high or quite as fast as the Blackbird, but close - and in a smaller and slightly more agile plane with much higher climb speed. Seems like it would be memorable.

I'd choose the MiG-31, personally.

But I guess I'd have to learn to think in Russian first :v:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

KozmoNaut posted:

I'd choose the MiG-31, personally.

But I guess I'd have to learn to think in Russian first :v:

Sure, same general idea. :)

NASA refurbishing the surviving XB-70 that set off the entire "high speed/high altitude interceptor" thing would be fun, too.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

AcidRonin posted:

I thought for sure that the space shuttle was going to get more than 2 votes....

gently caress your insanely overcomplicated satellite-snatching spaceplane. If I'm going to space it'll be on the boring, reliable Camry-like rocket (that has killed like 8-10 less people over its much-longer service life).:smug: :ussr:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 15: Conversely, what is the worst piece of advice for winter driving?









Question 16: In 2014, the average car bought in the US had approximately 230 horsepower, the highest amount ever. How much power will the average car have in 2034?





Answers soon...

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Computer viking posted:

Sure, same general idea. :)

NASA refurbishing the surviving XB-70 that set off the entire "high speed/high altitude interceptor" thing would be fun, too.

The Oxcart program actually came first. The A-12 (which the Blackbird was developed from) first flew in 1962, 2 years before both the Valkyrie and the Blackbird. They were developed basically at the same time. (There was also an interceptor variant of the A-12/Blackbird, the YF-12, which flew a couple times before being cancelled)

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Fucknag posted:

The Oxcart program actually came first. The A-12 (which the Blackbird was developed from) first flew in 1962, 2 years before both the Valkyrie and the Blackbird. They were developed basically at the same time. (There was also an interceptor variant of the A-12/Blackbird, the YF-12, which flew a couple times before being cancelled)
So if they cancelled it, is that typically American, because it counts as oxcart suspension?

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 15: Conversely, what is the worst piece of advice for winter driving?

Get a car with AWD - 13
Ephphatha
Geirskogul
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
SharkyTM
HotCanadianChick
ssjonizuka
LloydDobler
Liquid Communism
Elmnt80
stump
blk
NitroSpazzz
Thumbed Coals

More Power! - 7
StandardVC10
Terrible Robot
triple clutcher
Previa_fun
CharlesM
Mat_Drinks
CannonFodder

Your SUV is invincible - 6
IOwnCalculus
GrantC
Viggen
Korwen
bolind
Somewhat Heroic

Keep your summer tires on! - 4
CornHolio
Acid Ronin
leica
Bajaha

Slamming on non abs brakes - 2
BrokenKnucklez
SlimManFat

"Just drive slow" - 2
Seat Safety Switch
Eaterofpoptarts

Limit your winter driving time by increasing your speed and get there faster! - 2
Freelop
piss boner

ACES:

Let 13” Dick drive you, post-breakup - The Royal Nonesuch
Use your loving brakes! - Spicy Guacamole
Let's film in Argentina! - Knobjockey
You can totally make it through that blizzard. - KozmoNaut
Anything preceeded or followed by some flavour of "I've been driving for [X] years, I know what I'm talking about" - InitialDave
Don't bother clearing the snow off your windshield - Horse Divorce
Drive for the weather you want, not the weather you have - sadnessboner
Live where they salt the roads - Cat Terrist
Snow tires only on the front - Adiabatic
Move to Florida - Simkin
Use winter tires as an excuse to drive like a dipshit - Tommychu
Dude, you can park there, no problem - Ozimander
Tires don't matter, it's about ~driving skills~ - Coasterphreak
Disregard black ice - meatpimp
Stay calm and signal well in advance and you'll be fine. - LeftistMuslimObama


Question 16: In 2014, the average car bought in the US had approximately 230 horsepower, the highest amount ever. How much power will the average car have in 2034?

None. it will be all electric and torques. - 9
BrokenKnucklez
The Royal Nonesuch
Cat Terrist
CornHolio
GrantC
StandardVC10
Somewhat Heroic
CannonFodder
SharkyTM

About the same; 200-250 hp - 7
InitialDave
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
triple clutcher
ssjonizuka
LloydDobler
Spicy Guacamole
Mat_Drinks

100-200 hp - 7
Seat Safety Switch
Liquid Communism
Adiabatic
Previa_fun
IOwnCalculus
LeftistMuslimObama
stump

250-350 hp - 6
CharlesM
Geirskogul
Acid Ronin
SlimManFat
blk
NitroSpazzz

More than 350 hp - 5
Ephphatha
Elmnt80
Korwen
Viggen
Shunt Knolls

1 horsepower; it will literally be a loving horse. - 3
Terrible Robot
Horse Divorce
KozmoNaut

Less than 100 hp - 2
Knobjockey
bolind

Zero. Teleporters will make them obsolete - 2
Simkin
HotCanadianChick

FAVHUNNERT - 2
leica
Bajaha

ACES:

Still not enough - sadnessboner
None - piss boner
707 (HELLCAT EVERYTHING) - Tommychu
1.21 Jiggawatts - Ozimander
By 2034 all cars will be required to be google's self driving cars. Stats will not be made public. Speed will be restricted to 20mph. - Freelop
less than twelve parsecs - Eaterofpoptarts
As much as the computer needs - Coasterphreak
15,000 Watts - meatpimp

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 16:

Elmnt80 - 149
Ephphatha - 144
SharkyTM - 137
Sunk Shoals - 134
Mat_Drinks - 133
IOwnCalculus - 128
LloydDobler - 125
leica - 122
Previa_fun - 119
CornHolio - 118
Liquid Communism - 115
Korwen - 114
stump - 109
Tommychu - 107
CannonFodder - 106
blk - 106
ssjonizuka - 103
Adiabatic - 100
bolind - 95
Seat Safety Switch - 92
StandardVC10 - 88
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 87
Geirskogul - 84
piss boner - 82
GrantC - 81
Eaterofpoptarts - 78
BrokenKnucklez - 77
Somewhat Heroic - 77
NitroSpazzz - 77
Acid Ronin - 74
Spicy Guacamole - 73
Ozimander - 70
sadnessboner - 69
Terrible Robot - 67
meatpimp - 67
SlimManFat - 67
HotCanadianChick - 62
Bajaha - 62
The Royal Nonesuch - 61
Viggen - 60
Knobjockey - 60
Horse Divorce - 59
CharlesM - 54
Cat Terrist - 46
Simkin - 46
LeftistMuslimObama - 45
KozmoNaut - 42
Freelop - 39
Coasterphreak - 36
InitialDave - 29
triple clutcher - 29

MrChips fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Dec 30, 2014

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
My exact answer was "4000, but it'll all come from electric motors." :v:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Fucknag posted:

The Oxcart program actually came first. The A-12 (which the Blackbird was developed from) first flew in 1962, 2 years before both the Valkyrie and the Blackbird. They were developed basically at the same time. (There was also an interceptor variant of the A-12/Blackbird, the YF-12, which flew a couple times before being cancelled)

So it did - I thought it was just a tad later. Oh well, I still suspect the "bomber" part made the B-70 an inspiration for the Soviet interceptor program.

InitialDave posted:

So if they cancelled it, is that typically American, because it counts as oxcart suspension?

Goddamn.

Computer viking fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Dec 30, 2014

JukeboxHerostratus
Nov 25, 2009

14 people expecting one or less? We are getting pessimistic.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Electric motors make horsepower :colbert:

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Adiabatic posted:

Electric motors make horsepower :colbert:

Both are power measurements. 1 hp =0.745699872 kilowatts :colbert:

Edit: though my answer was 15kw, which would equal about 12hp. :eng99:

meatpimp fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Dec 30, 2014

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

meatpimp posted:

Both are power measurements. 1 hp =0.745699872 kilowatts :colbert:

Should've quoted. The most popular answer says no horsepower and that makes me spergin angry.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


131+13+5=149, not 143. Unless I'm completely misunderstanding how the points work. :colbert:

Elmnt80 fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Dec 30, 2014

triple clutcher
Jul 3, 2012
two non-aces ( finally ) and I'm still in last. I probably should have been less of a smartass with some of my answers. :v:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
"Move to Florida" for horrible winter driving advice is true. No one should willingly go to Florida, but the winter months have all of the snowbirds that leave in the spring mixed with the horrible holiday traffic and when all is said and done it's still Florida. Just go to San Diego.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

MrChips posted:

None. it will be all electric and torques. - 9
BrokenKnucklez
The Royal Nonesuch
Cat Terrist
CornHolio
GrantC
StandardVC10
Somewhat Heroic
CannonFodder
SharkyTM


I'm honestly surprised that was the sheep answer.

quote:

Electric motors make horsepower

The torque is much more important.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

BS, any motor can be geared down to provide appropriate torque at the load, the horsepower determines the rate at which that torque can be applied.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Cat Terrist posted:

The torque is much more important.

Yes, that's why in industrial chemical applications we size electric motors based on horsepower curves. :rolleyes:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Adiabatic posted:

Yes, that's why in industrial chemical applications we size electric motors based on horsepower curves. :rolleyes:
Don't go fooling yourself: size does matter.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Elmnt80 posted:

131+13+5=149, not 143. Unless I'm completely misunderstanding how the points work. :colbert:

You are correct. I made a bunch of the preview/answer/score posts in a batch a while ago (but not this batch nor the next one, for some reason), but then I reclassified some of the answers in the meantime (without saving it). The new scores, I assure you, are now the correct scores.

MrChips fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Dec 30, 2014

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

MrChips posted:

707 (HELLCAT EVERYTHING) - Tommychu

That should not have been an ace, guys. :colbert:

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Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


MrChips posted:

You are correct. I made a bunch of the preview/answer/score posts in a batch a while ago (but not this batch nor the next one, for some reason), but then I reclassified some of the answers in the meantime (without saving it). The new scores, I assure you, are now the correct scores.

I'm about 90% certain that I'll ace one of the next two questions, but thank you for fixing it anyways!

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