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Dec 25, 2014 01:33
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Casimir Radon posted:Yeah. He wasn't invited to his family's Thanksgiving even though he happens to be living in the house where they held it, I can't imagine he's cleaned up his act in a month. Well his family is missing out in some very insightful conversation regarding drone strikes and gamer gate.
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Dec 25, 2014 01:51
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holocaust bloopers posted:Well his family is missing out in some very insightful conversation regarding drone strikes and gamer gate. Oh you think it tastes good huh? You know what else tastes good?! GENOCIDE!!
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Dec 25, 2014 01:54
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if for nothing else, the best gift of the holidays is no one in my family is anywhere near as batshit insane as fire but we're still a big bunch of winners at the retard olympics. I made podium last year, lets see if I can go two for two.
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Dec 25, 2014 01:58
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Yeah I think the crazy uncle in and out of jail and alcoholic aunt is just standard. And uncle Joe who has no filter and offends everyone
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Dec 25, 2014 02:09
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Christoff posted:uncle Joe who has no filter and offends everyone this is me. always and on almost every occasion. 'everyone' being the loose term. for family members with a sense of humor I'm just another laughable rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 25, 2014 02:24
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My family is typical crazy lunatic Sicilians. Routine as all get out.
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Dec 25, 2014 02:24
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Smartass comments are par the course for our family gatherings, the trick is finding the line, stepping over it but not too far, and getting away with it. My mom kicked me under the table pretty hard last year for talking poo poo about our "White trash by choice" relatives down south. But then my uncle stuck his hand in his pants and wiggled his finger around and touched people with it through his fly so everyone forgot about what I said.
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Dec 25, 2014 02:28
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the only italian in me is when I eat pasta  half of my family is super-duper catholic to the extreme, without the drinking. the other half is modestly polite lutherans that have a 50/50-ish rate of being belligerent drunks. my variety of crazy is only punctuated by the weed, which causes open-mouth syndrome and the most ridiculous poo poo to fall out of my mouth.
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Dec 25, 2014 02:28
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I've never had thanksgiving or christmas with my extended family. My dad was adopted and is an only child and my uncle travels constantly and my aunt is a drug addict who isn't invited to poo poo. So all my family gatherings have been my immediate family + grandparents. I feel like I've been missing out on some quality insanity 
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Dec 25, 2014 02:31
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"Boy you sure have put on some weight since I saw you last"
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Dec 25, 2014 02:36
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How, how can s/he really be like that? I want to meet its parents so that I can find out what I need to do to make sure my kids don't turn into that.
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Dec 25, 2014 02:36
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/\/\ fire is just a massive trainwreck and should be touted as reasoning to never procreate or to at least get a loving abortion. I'm not seeing the extended family this year. my mother's mother was already here once and that was more than enough. the four aunts/uncles left on that side are all in some variety of legal poo poo that used to be 'below' them so I'm enjoying the crow dinners they're all eating this year. my father's side, gonna be a few phone calls, but nothing ridiculous. got a couple of uncles on that side, one is crazy as a shithouse rat and the other can't stand it, so their shenanigans are usually most topical. and the cousin that's in prison for drug charges again, always fun. and his sister makes some sort of cherry 'shine poo poo that makes everyone say dumb poo poo that's immediately regretted and forgotten by morning. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Dec 25, 2014 |
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Dec 25, 2014 02:37
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Christoff posted:"Boy you sure have put on some weight since I saw you last" Boy you sure have turned into an old oval office since I saw you last. How often do you let the bats out of your cooch?
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Dec 25, 2014 02:40
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Dec 25, 2014 02:41
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I took one for the team and popped the blister that is our emotional child-grandma pouting the entire dinner; everyone is afraid of her so I said what's wrong and earned the table a 10 minute lecture on how we will never fit into polite society and can't carry a polite conversation despite being educated. Oh well, they're all retarded. It's amazing that my VA therapist was the one to help me see that it wasn't me with the extra chromosones.
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Dec 25, 2014 02:41
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Having a kid grow up to be Fire isn't preventable. Sometimes nature dictates that a monster be born.
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Dec 25, 2014 02:46
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Zeris posted:I took one for the team and popped the blister that is our emotional child-grandma pouting the entire dinner; everyone is afraid of her so I said what's wrong and earned the table a 10 minute lecture on how we will never fit into polite society and can't carry a polite conversation despite being educated. "Shut up for a minute grandma. Answer me this, am I in your will? If not shut the hell up and sit there being irrelevant."
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Dec 25, 2014 02:46
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:"Shut up for a minute grandma. Answer me this, am I in your will? If not shut the hell up and sit there being irrelevant." My grandmother is Lucille Bluth but dumber. I'm expecting a memorandum of disappointment when she dies.
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Dec 25, 2014 02:47
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My only surviving grandma is a bitter old woman who hates children, and idiots. It's a shame she's starting to go crazy because she owns super hard
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Dec 25, 2014 02:52
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Spending Christmas alone in an empty house with 15 year single malt. A good Christmas.
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Dec 25, 2014 03:36
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Christoff posted:"Boy you sure have put on some weight since I saw you last" This is a complement if you even lift bro
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Dec 25, 2014 04:50
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Helldump Immunity. posted:Spending Christmas alone in an empty house with 15 year single malt. That is a good Christmas.
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Dec 25, 2014 04:59
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Christmas in the USAF was awesome. I had basically a month off to drink, play Steam games, and explore the vast depths of Pornhub.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:06
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isn't that the same now, being in school and on winter break?
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Dec 25, 2014 05:07
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:isn't that the same now, being in school and on winter break? Not really. I have my friends and family around. No excuse to be a shut in. I say that as I'm actively skipping Christmas Eve family stuff to watch movies at home.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:08
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My last Christmas in the Army was spent babysitting the shitheads who were getting chaptered out on Rear D. This Christmas I got called Santa. gently caress yeah.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:09
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Doesn't BAH take a hit over breaks?
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Dec 25, 2014 05:09
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Godholio posted:Doesn't BAH take a hit over breaks? Prorated for the amount of time spent in class. I take a winter course to earn about 60% BAH.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:13
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One of my grandmothers is essentially the case manager that works with Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis in Beetlejuice. I guess doing 20+ years at the DMV will do that to a person. My other grandmother is a slightly insane supercatholic that has been getting more and more antisemitic in her years. I don't really talk to her after she called me one day to call my dad (her son) a liar and that her telling me this was good for him. Or the time I picked her up with my kids in the car to bring them all to Christmas where she explained how the Jews were ruining the holidays.
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Dec 25, 2014 06:07
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All my grandparents are dead, except for my grandpa who is off in space at a nursing home except for the very very rare lucid moments he has. Maternal grandma died when I was in Afghanistan. gently caress you Army, suck my loving dick for not letting me come home for the loving funeral at least.
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Dec 25, 2014 06:12
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My family, and extended family, is annoyingly drama-free. So I gotta go out and search for that poo poo. Who the gently caress is Fire, aside from some whacko twitterererer.
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Dec 25, 2014 06:38
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Painsaw posted:My family, and extended family, is annoyingly drama-free. So I gotta go out and search for that poo poo. Who the gently caress is Fire, aside from some whacko twitterererer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kwXNVCaxY
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Dec 25, 2014 06:42
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Painsaw posted:My family, and extended family, is annoyingly drama-free. So I gotta go out and search for that poo poo. Who the gently caress is Fire, aside from some whacko twitterererer. Some weirdo fuckin' tranny, but it sure looks like she could take a square hit with that jaw.
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Dec 25, 2014 06:42
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:One of my grandmothers is essentially the case manager that works with Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis in Beetlejuice. I guess doing 20+ years at the DMV will do that to a person. I don't understand Christian anti-semitism. Jesus was a loving Jew.
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Dec 25, 2014 07:13
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Godholio posted:I don't understand Christian anti-semitism. Jesus was a loving Jew. jesus was the urchristian and the jews are all christ killers
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Dec 25, 2014 07:19
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Can we just get rid of organized religions and their mouth-breathing worshipers, already? Fuckin' a, they are the worst.
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Dec 25, 2014 07:49
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Can we just get rid of organized religions and their mouth-breathing worshipers, already? Fuckin' a, they are the worst. everyone wants to believe they won't simply poof when they die and think that by forcing weird arbitrary restrictions they will get to live forever in some form of heaven
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Pandora's Star by Peter F. Hamilton is a good sci-fi book.
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