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chartley
Jul 1, 2004

Nessy says get tae

Branis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrsEoQRwlgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ek6uzOkoWI

Also for the british cops, why is your country goin all weird with porn laws.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux5aLojve50

The scottish tv take on American/scottish police exchange.

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Welp I guess this won't help change the cowboy image that Brit cops have about American cops.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/05/austin-cop-sure-shot-stopped-crazed-gunman/

quote:

Holding the reins of two horses with one hand, Austin Police Sgt. Adam Johnson raised his service pistol and fired a bullseye into the target some 312 feet away.

Down went Larry McQuilliams, and so ended his rampage through the streets of the Texas capital, where he’d fired more than 100 rounds from his AK-47 and .22-caliber rifles at buildings. The shot, from Johnson’s Smith & Wesson M&P .40 pistol, hit McQuilliams square in the chest and made the 15-year-veteran the toast of gun enthusiasts around the country.

“At a minimum, it was extraordinary shot,” said Army Maj. John Plaster, a retired Special Forces operator, long-range shooting expert and author of “The Ultimate Sniper: An Advanced Training Manual for Military and Police Snipers.”

It was not immediately clear if Johnson’s center-mass shot killed McQuilliams, or if the longtime criminal died from a self-inflicted shot a moment later. Results from an autopsy are pending, but there’s no disputing the improbably accurate bullet fired by Johnson brought a safe end to the Nov. 28 incident.

“It’s not impossible,” Plaster added. “Wild Bill Hickok shot bad guys from a hundred yards away with a handgun, but he was also a great shot.

“I would say what this officer did was phenomenal, especially if he didn’t brace his arm against anything.”

McQuilliams, 49, had multiple weapons, hundreds of rounds of ammunition and a map of 34 downtown buildings that likely were potential targets in his pre-dawn rampage the day after Thanksgiving, according to Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo. He’d already shot up the Mexican consulate, the federal courthouse and a downtown bank.

“For a guy to keep his composure and holding two horses with one hand and taking a one-hand shot with the other hand, it says a lot about the training and professionalism of our police department,” Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo said to the Austin American-Statesman.

Johnson, who works with the Mounted Patrol Unit, was about to get off duty and stabling the horses when he heard shots and returned fire at 2:33 a.m.

On Friday, Johnson, who is on routine administrative leave following the incident, made his first public appearance at a holiday charity event.

The sharpshooter told a local radio host he thanked God for being at the "right place at the right time."

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

the brass posted:

it says a lot about the training and professionalism of our police department,” Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo said

an officer makes an exceptional shot that far exceeds his training level that the department provides

the chief makes a public statement essentially assigning all of the credit for the exceptional shot to the training of the agency

no surprises here

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
312 feet one handed with a pistol is competition-level shooting. I wouldn't even consider taking that shot.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
yeah I doubt theres any agency that even trains with pistol or rifle at 100 yards.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Never mind

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Branis posted:

yeah I doubt theres any agency that even trains with pistol or rifle at 100 yards.

Our Rifle qual includes the 10 100 yard shots and we have 2 shots at 50 yards wity handguns.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Zeroisanumber posted:

312 feet one handed with a pistol is competition-level shooting. I wouldn't even consider taking that shot.

Yeah I'm not a gun guy by any means but there's gotta be a relatively large amount of deviation for a pistol at 100+ yards.

Like a perfectly zero'd service weapon with issued ammunition, locked into a stable base of some kind, is still bound to deviate how much at that range? Like 2-3 inches?

Insane odds when you introduce all the variables.

edit: unless...


Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Dec 6, 2014

ManOfTheYear
Jan 5, 2013

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Nice to know that no matter how hosed the police service in England is, you're mates still have your back.

Can you elaborate a bit? I live in Finland and the problem here is more and more cut budgets, we have a whole bunch of unemployed cops and the actually employed ones have to basically pick which calls they are gonna answer to because there are so few cops and even less time. Recently we had a rally here where the commissioner received a bunch of thrash bags full of toy police cars, which was about playing with the lives of the civilians or something.

Now every place is full of security guards, because you need somebody to take care of stuff.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

ManOfTheYear posted:

Can you elaborate a bit? I live in Finland and the problem here is more and more cut budgets, we have a whole bunch of unemployed cops and the actually employed ones have to basically pick which calls they are gonna answer to because there are so few cops and even less time. Recently we had a rally here where the commissioner received a bunch of thrash bags full of toy police cars, which was about playing with the lives of the civilians or something.

Now every place is full of security guards, because you need somebody to take care of stuff.

Well, repeated budget cuts and lower starting wages have meant that the quality of recruits has dropped and low morale with lack of resources has resulted in a high level of attrition in experienced front line officers. There is a general feeling that you have to do a harder job with fewer and fewer resources (I see a vast amount of unpaid overtime going on) and one hand tied behind your back. In central London the average house price is about half a million pounds, a constable in their first 2 years of service would have to spend 24 years pay to buy a house.

I'm an unpaid police officer in the best funded force in the UK so I don't have to deal with the poo poo that the regulars do on a daily basis but I'm sure the other brit cops can fill you in, especially Hezzy. At least Chartley (A Scot officer) works for a force that seems to operate with more common sense and public appreciation.

ManOfTheYear
Jan 5, 2013

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Well, repeated budget cuts and lower starting wages have meant that the quality of recruits has dropped and low morale with lack of resources has resulted in a high level of attrition in experienced front line officers. There is a general feeling that you have to do a harder job with fewer and fewer resources (I see a vast amount of unpaid overtime going on) and one hand tied behind your back. In central London the average house price is about half a million pounds, a constable in their first 2 years of service would have to spend 24 years pay to buy a house.

Wow, that doesn't sound like an attractive career choice. What kind of people are recruiting then if they are lower quality than before? People who can't get anywhere else or what?

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I'm an unpaid police officer in the best funded force in the UK

Unpaid? How does that work?

ManOfTheYear fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Dec 6, 2014

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

ManOfTheYear posted:

Wow, that doesn't sound like an attractive career choice. What kind of people are recruiting then if they are lower quality than before? People who can't get anywhere else or what?


Unpaid? How does that work?

There are obviously plenty of decent recruits but too many fat, lazy, stupid and dishonest people finish training and don't get rooted out until they are on borough and an Inspector has to sack them after a lengthy 'management action' process.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_constable

All the powers and duties of a full time officer, although specialist training is very limited, but none of the pay. I do about 100 hours a month paired up with a full time officer attending emergency calls. 'Specials' used to be looked down by regulars but since they froze regular recruitment and they only took specials in to the full time force something like a quarter of the MET are ex-special constables.

Murphys Stache
Oct 5, 2007

There goes my nipples again!
Starting my first FTO period in a few days. Is Denzel Washington's "Training Day" a good way to prepare myself for the realities of modern urban policing?

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Murphys Stache posted:

Starting my first FTO period in a few days. Is Denzel Washington's "Training Day" a good way to prepare myself for the realities of modern urban policing?

That and also be ready to murder black people.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Murphys Stache posted:

Starting my first FTO period in a few days. Is Denzel Washington's "Training Day" a good way to prepare myself for the realities of modern urban policing?

There's two kinds of FTOs.

The ones that are good, and the ones that sleep.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
January '15 Cop Lounge: be ready to murder black people

chartley
Jul 1, 2004

Nessy says get tae

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

At least Chartley (A Scot officer) works for a force that seems to operate with more common sense and public appreciation.

I think it's better but it's certainly not the land of milk and honey.

We have better legislation in my opinion at least. Which is nice

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

beanieson posted:

January '15 Cop Lounge: be ready to murder a lot more black people "demons"

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Dec 6, 2014

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

GunForumMeme posted:

There's two kinds of FTOs.

The ones that are good, and the ones that sleep.

There are rear end in a top hat ftos most definitely.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Zeroisanumber posted:

312 feet one handed with a pistol is competition-level shooting. I wouldn't even consider taking that shot.

That's not even competition level shooting - remember he's shooting at a live target, those things might do things paper doesn't tend to do. Like move.

It's a ridiculous shot, and he probably shouldn't have taken it, but I'm glad it worked out.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Yeah...no agency provides that level of training to a police officer, I'm guessing. Maybe the guy trains on his own, but I doubt for a shot like that.

Just imagine the hellfire that would have ensued if his shot would have hit a bystander instead

"COPS SHOOTING WILD! KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN! HANDS UP DONT SHOOOOOOT!!!!"

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

nwin posted:

Yeah...no agency provides that level of training to a police officer, I'm guessing. Maybe the guy trains on his own, but I doubt for a shot like that.

Just imagine the hellfire that would have ensued if his shot would have hit a bystander instead

"COPS SHOOTING WILD! KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN! HANDS UP DONT SHOOOOOOT!!!!"

Was he black.......move along citizen.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Well, repeated budget cuts and lower starting wages have meant that the quality of recruits has dropped and low morale with lack of resources has resulted in a high level of attrition in experienced front line officers. There is a general feeling that you have to do a harder job with fewer and fewer resources (I see a vast amount of unpaid overtime going on) and one hand tied behind your back. In central London the average house price is about half a million pounds, a constable in their first 2 years of service would have to spend 24 years pay to buy a house.

I'm an unpaid police officer in the best funded force in the UK so I don't have to deal with the poo poo that the regulars do on a daily basis but I'm sure the other brit cops can fill you in, especially Hezzy. At least Chartley (A Scot officer) works for a force that seems to operate with more common sense and public appreciation.

real happy socialism is working out so well for yall

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

real happy socialism is working out so well for yall

Sounds great right? :rolleyes:

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Obviously the solution is to be half socialist like canada so you get the best of both worlds

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ManOfTheYear posted:

Can you elaborate a bit? I live in Finland and the problem here is more and more cut budgets, we have a whole bunch of unemployed cops and the actually employed ones have to basically pick which calls they are gonna answer to because there are so few cops and even less time. Recently we had a rally here where the commissioner received a bunch of thrash bags full of toy police cars, which was about playing with the lives of the civilians or something.

Now every place is full of security guards, because you need somebody to take care of stuff.


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

real happy socialism is working out so well for yall

forgot to include this one cuz i read it hours ago and had a lil chuckle to myself, good thing i caught it tho!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Shooting Blanks posted:

That's not even competition level shooting - remember he's shooting at a live target, those things might do things paper doesn't tend to do. Like move.

It's a ridiculous shot, and he probably shouldn't have taken it, but I'm glad it worked out.

Yeah, dude is basically Clint Eastwood in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly". I'm a decent shot, but hitting anything outside of 30 yards one handed would just be luck on my part.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Several 911 calls about a guy walking down the middle of a busy road on the double yellow line. Multiple people saying they almost hit him or another vehicle trying to avoid him. Show up and have to order him out of the highway while blocking rush hour traffic so we both don't get killed by a passing truck.

All this for what you might ask? So he can make a show of his "Hands up, don't shoot" routine.

What the gently caress is wrong with people.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Untagged posted:

Several 911 calls about a guy walking down the middle of a busy road on the double yellow line. Multiple people saying they almost hit him or another vehicle trying to avoid him. Show up and have to order him out of the highway while blocking rush hour traffic so we both don't get killed by a passing truck.

All this for what you might ask? So he can make a show of his "Hands up, don't shoot" routine.

What the gently caress is wrong with people.

We as a society have reached a point where we condemn order and promote lawlessness.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Sounds great right? :rolleyes:

That's not socialism you loving twits, that's austerity as promoted by lunatic conservatives round the world. You know, the whole "cutting spending and taxes will magically raise revenues because laffer curve" idiocy.

quote:

The term "Age of austerity" was popularized by British Conservative leader David Cameron in his keynote speech to the Conservative party forum in Cheltenham on 26 April 2009, in which he committed to end years of what he called excessive government spending.

Turns out cutting government spending in the middle of a recession is a terrible idea, which was known by just about everyone

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Dec 7, 2014

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
We need a new new deal and another world war. Russia or those goddamn krauts are gonna have to go

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Branis posted:

We need a new new deal and another world war.

one for two isn't bad, except instead of firing up production lines and revitalizing detroit we literally shipped pallets of cash to private companies who turned around and hired mercs from Sri Lanka or wherever



edit: uganda

edit: I worked with a merry bunch of miscreants who greeted every single victim, caller, perp or lawyer with "JAMBO" and I finally had to sit them down and have them explain wtf was going on

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Dec 7, 2014

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Those Ugandans seem pretty legit. We just had sour faced Afghans and white dudes in Afghanistan.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Some drunk teenagers knocked down my mailbox last weekend, so this weekend I'm installing some surveillance cameras and the camera system was cheaper than buying a new mailbox. I don't know if that's an indictment on my choice of mailboxes or surveillance cameras, but something is clearly wrong here.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
My wife used to say we didn't need a camera system at our house. Until she joined the neighborhood housewife Facebook group. I guess their emotional fragility and irrational fear mongering finally paid off for me!

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

We as a society have reached a point where we condemn order and promote lawlessness.

He had the audacity to try and make a complaint about a guy who started following him with his flashers on so he wouldn't get hit until the police showed up.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

DrakeriderCa posted:

My wife used to say we didn't need a camera system at our house. Until she joined the neighborhood housewife Facebook group. I guess their emotional fragility and irrational fear mongering finally paid off for me!

Amazing how many people check your car door handles to see if they are unlocked at night.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Untagged posted:

Amazing how many people check your car door handles to see if they are unlocked at night.

:stare: what really

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

poo poo yes. like 95% of the vehicle burglaries i work are unlocked access.

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chartley
Jul 1, 2004

Nessy says get tae
Manic weekend which is all right as I'm now off until January.
High light was an inspector shouting on the radio
'Does any one know how to make a paramedic come quicker'.

She didn't mean the rude version. We laughed. We also don't like her.

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