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Untagged posted:p sure i knew a corrections chick that got preggo from an inmate. wonder if she had his name tatted on her titties too. Ah gently caress it, I'll do my part to bump that thread.
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Most people go into corrections because they think the experience will help them get into law enforcement, for the majority of them this is false. Corrections experience is worthless and possibly even looked down upon because corrections officers are poo poo. The rest do it for the pay. The job itself is lovely and jails and prisons are overcrowded understaffed and lovely. For the record I worked in a jail for several years and hated every second of it. I'll flip burgers before I ever walk a cell block again.
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Untagged posted:You all should read the last five or so pages of the police thread. It's fantastic. Our police thread or the D&D thread where someone seriously argued that police should never use force?
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:the D&D thread where someone seriously argued that police should never use force? That one. You should them dog piling on a states attorney for *insert prosecution of anything*.
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Untagged posted:That one. You should them dog piling on a states attorney for *insert prosecution of anything*. Oh, heh. Assumed you were referring to the Ask a Copgoon thread. Derp. Appreciate the responses from you and Branis about corrections, thanks.
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http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/09/what-cops-think-of-us-in-their-very-own-words/ Looks like the media discovered the cesspits of policeone and O.com.
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Branis posted:http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/09/what-cops-think-of-us-in-their-very-own-words/ Not sure if I'd call that site THE MEDIA but we'll probably see it on the nightly news eventually. Real journalism (tm) means having testosterone ads and chicks with abs everywhere on your page.
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I was gonna talk poo poo about your search history but I went back and looked and I had ab ads too.
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Branis posted:I was gonna talk poo poo about your search history but I went back and looked and I had ab ads too. It only counts if there was chicks with 6packs. That's how you know it's real good.
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drat, browsing from work sucks. Only ab I saw was on the "hot cheerleaders" "article" preview.
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My ads are about old people illnesses and knee injuries, social security stuff, and wrinkles/age spots. One elderly dude on the beach with a surfboard. None of this was in my search history before but it definitely will be now, hot drat! Sidenote: A while back I asked people here if they posted on the Officer.com forums and everyone said No/that site sucks/it's the stormfront of police boards. That was comforting. I like y'all.
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can someone link me to those two different videos of that one guy getting shot, where one angle makes it look totally unjustified and the other makes it clear that there was good reason?
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Two Finger posted:can someone link me to those two different videos of that one guy getting shot, where one angle makes it look totally unjustified and the other makes it clear that there was good reason? These ones? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7At5RyV_yo (Part 1) | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPEiRQoALcs (Part 2)
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Branis posted:I was gonna talk poo poo about your search history but I went back and looked and I had ab ads too. It shows me women in wedding dresses and another article about women with big tits
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Pilot to Gunner posted:These ones? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7At5RyV_yo (Part 1) | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPEiRQoALcs (Part 2) yup that was the ones, thanks a lot
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My search history is all hosed up right now from participating in the secret santa. Nothing but dildos and pig fetuses.
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beanieson posted:My search history is all hosed up right now from participating in the secret santa. Nothing but dildos and pig fetuses. What does secret Santa have to do with that??????
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Makes perfect sense actually.
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unsurprisingly you can buy pig fetuses online and while i'm not sure what the going rate for one is, this seems like a decent deal on one. http://www.hometrainingtools.com/fetal-pig-10-13-double-injected/p/PM-PIGXLG/
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That's overpriced. Obama Africanus posted:Welp. http://www.amazon.com/11-Plain-Pres...y+pig+preserved e: I didn't send it, not trying to take credit for this genius. beanieson fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Dec 11, 2014 |
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I think it's time to call it quits. Wifey might get a job in another state, and I don't feel like starting over again.
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At least now that you have time in you can probably avoid another academy and do a lateral into another state. I just paid 900 loving dollars to have 8 spark plugs changed, because ford in their infinite wisdom back in 2004 thought it was a good idea to use a two piece spark plug that has a tendency to break when they get old and carboned up. Branis fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Dec 11, 2014 |
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You're gonna get out, have a lovely few months where it's nice to not be law enforcement, then start missing the poo poo out of it.
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/\/\/\ you back in yet? Branis posted:I just paid 900 loving dollars to have 8 spark plugs changed  are the new plugs made of gold?
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It wasn't even the new plugs. The old plugs break in the socket or whatever and require alot of work to get out, and then all 8 broke. My mechanic is a one man shop and it took him all day workin on just my pickup to get it done.
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I was putting my SS package together earlier, it's going somewhere in the bible belt and I was saddened to see these items had gone out of stock http://muslimstickers.com/mashallah-super-work-stamp-red-2/ http://www.amazon.com/Custom-ALLAH-Pillow-Exquisite-Workmanship/dp/B00NR0BXM4 and http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rc....81456516,d.d24 All of which are items that I consider quintessentially british. Sadly sending pieces/whole animals via FedEx is likely to get me on some watch list.
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One for you Hezzy:
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Mohammed was the most popular name in England this year wasn't it. How's it feel for the home of the British empire to be overrun by brown godless savages. What happened to you guys?
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Well, they let some drat uppity colonials kick them out, and it's all been downhill since.
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Branis posted:Mohammed was the most popular name in England this year wasn't it. How's it feel for the home of the British empire to be overrun by brown godless savages. What happened to you guys? I think that was later disproven as being daily mail hyped bullshit. Who knows to be fair. The top name up here is probably still Angus or hamish. Solid scottish names.
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Angus Macirnbru I discovered scotland has something called a munchy box and i'm suprised america didn't think of it first considering how fat we are. Branis fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Dec 11, 2014 |
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Branis posted:Angus Macirnbru We already ate the box.
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Branis posted:Angus Macirnbru That is one of our many disgraceful yet also tremendous fast food options. My particular favourite got saturday late shifts is what seems to be termed a 'hogie', incorrect by your definition as it may be, contains a nann bread containing kebab meat or chicken tikka, salad, sauce and chips. Wrong but oh so right.
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beanieson posted:/\/\/\ you back in yet? Nah. Still have the standing offer, but it's going to take some capital to move since I won't have the sweet rental option I had before. That and I'm still thinking to take some time and focus on college and not rush back into a department that sucked and play the long game. It would be easier if I had the option of just living off the back of my wife's paychecks.
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 chartley posted:One for you Hezzy: We were responding to a pretty serious job on the other end of the county and were listening in on the local radio for info. Local plod shouted up asking for our ETA, told them and added "Don't worry, we'll be there presently" and the operator nearly squealed in joy I do enjoy BSPD, got one of their badges
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/11/politics/spending-bill-brink/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 Guess I gotta walk down the hall and see if my upgrades completed. v  v
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Branis posted:Angus Macirnbru We've had Munchie Meals for quite awhile now...
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Hezzy posted:We were responding to a pretty serious job on the other end of the county and were listening in on the local radio for info. Local plod shouted up asking for our ETA, told them and added "Don't worry, we'll be there presently" and the operator nearly squealed in joy Was it joy or surprise you heard chief? I trust you didn't take the call anyway as, whilst it undoubtedly happened on a train station, you had only one car on at the time so needed to return to base I proudly wear a bullshire badge at work.
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chartley posted:Was it joy or surprise you heard chief? I trust you didn't take the call anyway as, whilst it undoubtedly happened on a train station, you had only one car on at the time so needed to return to base Or the only BTP car was attending a nearby I-graded call (80 miles away) whilst all other officers in the county (3 of them) dealt with members of the public becoming verbally abusive to PCSO's who were checking rail tickets.
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chartley posted:Was it joy or surprise you heard chief? I trust you didn't take the call anyway as, whilst it undoubtedly happened on a train station, you had only one car on at the time so needed to return to base Joy! Practically gushing. We took the job on!
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