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beanieson posted:I dunno but it'd be cooler if it said warlocks. Naming the narcs unit THE WARLOCKS and making t shirts as we speak. Will be for sale on officer dot com asap.
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DrakeriderCa posted:f u buddy revenue collection is the best drat job Pretty sure the happiest guys in the department here are the ones permanently assigned to work for the local treasurers office to enforce property taxes and vehicle licenses taxes. All they do is search for unlisted and unregistered taxable property all day long. Have their own offices in another building (no brass), make their own hours as long as it gets done (keep the treasurer happy), and run backup to some bullshit calls when they have nothing else to do (never a report to write). So: DrakeriderCa posted:f u buddy revenue collection is the best drat job
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Several 911 calls about a guy walking down the middle of a busy road on the double yellow line. Multiple people saying they almost hit him or another vehicle trying to avoid him. Show up and have to order him out of the highway while blocking rush hour traffic so we both don't get killed by a passing truck. All this for what you might ask? So he can make a show of his "Hands up, don't shoot" routine. What the gently caress is wrong with people.
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:We as a society have reached a point where we condemn order and promote lawlessness. He had the audacity to try and make a complaint about a guy who started following him with his flashers on so he wouldn't get hit until the police showed up.
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DrakeriderCa posted:My wife used to say we didn't need a camera system at our house. Until she joined the neighborhood housewife Facebook group. I guess their emotional fragility and irrational fear mongering finally paid off for me! Amazing how many people check your car door handles to see if they are unlocked at night.
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justice4trayvawn posted:
This happens everywhere. Especially in townhouse, condo, or cookie cutter close together house neighborhoods. Seriously put a camera facing your driveway and wait. Probably see the fuckers once or twice a week. Really bad in "nice" areas where people choose to not lock their doors or keep expensive poo poo in plain sight.
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Doppelganger posted:EMS goon here. I had a double stabbing on friday, and I just wanted to say that we really do appreciate it when you guys run and grab supplies for us. When a dude is making snow angels in his own blood, there's no such thing as too many extra hands. And this is exactly when our EMS guys would STAGE and be like you guys have first aid training right?
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You all should read the last five or so pages of the police thread. It's fantastic.
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Reign Of Pain posted:post pics Found a video of the thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqPmH_oGK8k
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Pilot to Gunner posted:Heroic attempt to keep the police thread off page 2, Untagged. p sure i knew a corrections chick that got preggo from an inmate. wonder if she had his name tatted on her titties too.
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:the D&D thread where someone seriously argued that police should never use force? That one. You should them dog piling on a states attorney for *insert prosecution of anything*.
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Branis posted:http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/09/what-cops-think-of-us-in-their-very-own-words/ Not sure if I'd call that site THE MEDIA but we'll probably see it on the nightly news eventually. Real journalism (tm) means having testosterone ads and chicks with abs everywhere on your page.
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Branis posted:I was gonna talk poo poo about your search history but I went back and looked and I had ab ads too. It only counts if there was chicks with 6packs. That's how you know it's real good.
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beanieson posted:have you seen the 2* logo for k9 dudes? lmao K9 dude I know who works for an alphabet soup agency has one in his truck. It's ok because his dog is super cool.
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1* is probably the only one I accept because it's a mentality thing more than anything else.
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beanieson posted:Got my Secret Santa gift today, link for anyone not following that thread 
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JayKay posted:
Metro PD? In Virginia? Ha Ha Ha. Probably like two guys on duty for 20+ stations. They keep everyone else in DC &
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Thesoldier posted:they really want my wife  Who Wouldn't.
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Become a volunteer firefighter. Put lights on your POV. Make a couple unlawful traffic stops. Grope a couple chicks. You know the usual.
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Get in to the Christmas Spirit fuckers. 
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gently caress this gay earth. Stay safe gooncop bros. http://nypost.com/2014/12/20/2-nypd-cops-shot-execution-style-in-brooklyn/
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I just started watching The Tudors and apparently the King of England is also the King of France. Interesting.
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After the shootings of officers in NY, FL, and MO this weekend, make sure you boys are actually reading your regional and national intel bulletins.
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Merry loving Christmas You Filthy Animals. Been a busy Christmas so far. Why people who know they can't stand each other still decide to get together just because Christmas and continue to fight astounds. Must have been a million domestics last night. Oh and fyi drunks the Magistrates are deciding to hold you until next Monday because the court is closed until then and your also an rear end in a top hat.
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JayKay posted:I'm going to murder the guy who drove my cruiser last . Battery is dead, his gear is still in it, and it reeks of vomit. Dude works the other shift so whats the point in trying.
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JayKay posted:The obvious answer is I need to take a massive dump in his locker. Recently saw a video of the ole' baby powder locker gag from one of your stations the other day. So I know something can be done, but I expect you to do better.
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Hell we hear all kinds of crazy poo poo from the old retired guys who still come to the FOP. Stuff that if we even thought about would probably get us fired that was common and accepted practice just twenty years ago. If people think things are worse they are loving insane.Equine Don posted:Allah ackbar, this is the best Christmas ever. So many forums members went outside for the first time in weeks because that thread closed, truly a Christmas Miracle.
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OMG IT'S +PACIFIC BLUE+ YOU loving MOPES.
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the wire really is just a british show where all the british actors just pretend to be american. like 95% of the actors in that show are either brits or were baltimore natives and are currently locked up in baltimore city central booking.
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Some Paper posted:It’s not a slowdown — it’s a virtual work stoppage. lol this would be a great time to park wherever you like downtown
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People hate low level enforcement but the second it stops and the little poo poo builds up then people suddenly get pissed again. It's hilarious.  What do you mean they arrest people for selling cigarettes?! This needs to stop!! OMG All these illegal street vendors are blocking the sidewalks and openly breaking the law ruining the image of our wonderful community!! Why don't the police do something about it?!
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Vengarr posted:I've heard that cops would sometimes write tickets for these sorts of things back in the day Its been said already but for the sake of replying to your reply. If you have any priors for the same offense or similar offense or any failure to appears it is pretty much an automatic custodial arrest here. That is even before you get in to the refuse to provide ID or give any hassles during the stop and investigation. The court looks upon this as evidence you'll continue to violate the charge or likely fail to appear before the judge.
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First New Years off in like 6 years. Drunk. Posting in the 2014 thread so.
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