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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer



You've barely finished your last plate of turkey. Feeling stuffed to the brim you can barely heft yourself away from the table. You want nothing more than to crawl over to the couch and park yourself there until Monday. But you don't have that luxury for there are deals to be had! Slowly you being to wrap yourself for the harsh climate: hats, scarves, and some brass knuckles under your mittens in case things get ugly. You have a long night ahead of you and you aren't going to let anything stand in your way.



Welcome to Rampant Consumerism Mafia, a game for 9 players. This will be a fairly vanilla game with no weird roles. Flavour and alignment have been randomized.

Standard Rules:
  • Days will be 48 Hours, Nights will be 24 hours. This may result in strange deadlines, pay attention.
  • Lynches will be majority (days can end in a no-lynch)
  • Thread will be closed at night
  • No fake day actions
  • No posting after hammer
  • No posting mod PMs
  • No editing posts
  • No outside communication unless your role says you're allowed
  • Don't lurk!
  • Once the game starts I won't answer any questions in thread. PM me if you have questions.

Players:
  1. Allen Wren
  2. apostateCourier - Doctor, Killed N1
  3. Epsilon Plus
  4. EXAKT Science - Miller, Vigged D1
  5. HiipFire - Vanilla Town, cuddled D1
  6. Jedit
  7. mr.capps
  8. Pinterest Mom
  9. Somberbrero

Asiina fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Dec 4, 2014

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Proudly supporting the Lowtax Spine Fund 2018-19


I'll play if you promise at least 37% off night actions.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


capps loves big savings and money deals and low low low low prices

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


signing up and such

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



finals is a great time to get overextended in mafia games

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Yeah I am ready for some insane bargains!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


I don't like how you bolded the in in insane

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


mr.capps posted:

I don't like how you bolded the in in insane

I don't like how you have three "in"s in a row

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


there were only two ins, the third word was insane

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Insane has an in in it.

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006







I can play.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


I AM ARBITER OF ALL FATES, I ALONE DETERMINE WHERE FEDEX DECIDES TO DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE! THE COUPON CODE FROM WAL-MART? HAH, BUT ANOTHER RUSE! ONLY I CAN ACTIVATE IT ON OUR SITE! YOUR DAUGHTER WILL NOT GET HER ORDER BY CHRISTMAS? HAH, SUCH WAS ALWAYS MY PLAN! YEA, THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT MY CLEVER MACHINATIONS IS TO YELL AT ME LONG ENOUGH THAT I ASK A COWORKER TO PRETEND TO BE MY CAPITULATING SUPERVISOR! TODAY I AM IN THE CALL CENTER AND I KNOW NOTHING BUT HATE.

im in

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Sure, why the gently caress not.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012



Sure, why not.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

Cool, role PMs going out shortly.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


I am taking a brief break from talking with screaming geriatrics to confirm that I have received my role.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


I got my PM, now let's buy buy buy and trample some scum!

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



Confirming that I am vanilla town.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


Pinterest Mom posted:

Confirming that I am vanilla town.

idk seems pretty suspicious

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Somberbrero posted:

idk seems pretty suspicious

Is it though? PMom confirms VT literally every single game.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


confirming I'm a Godfather Ninja who's also a Serial Killer

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012



I am here.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


EXAKT Science posted:

Is it though? PMom confirms VT literally every single game.

no it's obviously not suspicious, Exakt.

##vote EKAXT SCIENCE

FANTASTIC DEALS WAIT FOR NO MOD AND NEITHER DO VOTES

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


HiipFire posted:

confirming I'm a Godfather Ninja who's also a Serial Killer

~feels townie~

Somberbrero posted:

no it's obviously not suspicious, Exakt.

##vote EKAXT SCIENCE

FANTASTIC DEALS WAIT FOR NO MOD AND NEITHER DO VOTES

oh no, I've fallen for your clever ruse. IT WAS JUST TOO GREAT A DEAL!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

You've been waiting in the cold for hours, huddled outside the doors of your local StoreMart. The press of humanity does have the added benefit of warming you such that you've taken off your scarf. Better anyway, since that's just going to be a hazard once the doors open. You've eyed the people directly around you, for they will be your first obstacle. There's a young couple sharing a thermos of hot chocolate, no threat. A group of young 20 year olds, potentially dangerous since they are in a pack, but you know they'll turn on each other first. The real threat is the 38 year old mother directly to your left. She is petite and looks harmless, but you notice her running shoes, her sleek clothing and pulled back hair. There is not a single part of her that is going to get snagged in the impending human wave. She is poised and ready to go.

An employee on a bullhorn is standing at the front of the crowd, trying to maintain order. He is reading some corporate drivel about maintaining order and something about wristbands? It doesn't matter because you are already focused, your mind has reached a state of clarity. You hear someone's watch beep indicating midnight, it's time to roll.



You see someone ahead of you grab a toy from one of the displays near the door. You scoff. Everyone knows that anything within 50 feet of the door will be damaged beyond repair. What an amateur, you think as you run by.

Poque, A toy that's broken before it even leaves the store, town-aligned plot device, was purchased N0

It is now Day 1.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (9): Allen Wren, apostateCourier, Epsilon Plus, EXAKT Science, HiipFire, Jedit, mr.capps, Pinterest Mom, Somberbrero

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 03rd, 2014 at 3 p.m. EST -- that's in about 2 days.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Heh, nice try, Somber, but your attempt at a rolling start has failed!

##vote Somber

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012



EXAKT Science posted:

Heh, nice try, Somber, but your attempt at a rolling start has failed!

##vote Somber

So, what, are you just rolling the ball the other way now?

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


EXAKT Science posted:

Heh, nice try, Somber, but your attempt at a rolling start has failed!

##vote Somber

whoah throwing votes out willy-nilly? drat, slow your roll hoss. someone is liable to get lynched here if we're not careful.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

In case you missed it in the OP, please note the deadline. Days are going to be as close to 48 hours as possible, rounded either up or down to the nearest hour. Kinda experimental, but we'll see how it works for a small game like this.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


apostateCourier posted:

So, what, are you just rolling the ball the other way now?

That's no ball. It's a limited edition Death Star playset, complete with working exhaust port and a real death ray!

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



HiipFire posted:

confirming I'm a Godfather Ninja who's also a Serial Killer

this was my saturday morning cartoon role

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


apostateCourier posted:

So, what, are you just rolling the ball the other way now?

It might be residual scumminess still clinging to him after Monster Island, but I am finding Exakt's humor a little forced.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Proudly supporting the Lowtax Spine Fund 2018-19


Confirming.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Somberbrero posted:

It might be residual scumminess still clinging to him after Monster Island, but I am finding Exakt's humor a little forced.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



So wait, EXAKT is trying to go for the day one rush based on some other game?

Really?

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


Allen Wren posted:

So wait, EXAKT is trying to go for the day one rush based on some other game?

Really?

I don't see where that was said or implied by anyone.

I was saying that Exakt's humor felt forced(i.e. scummy) and joked that it might be leftover scumminess from his last game.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



I figured his initial lynchpost was rooted in something, with your joke seemingly providing context. Welp.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


##kill EXAKT Science

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


i did it because i am insane

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