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tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
Dater is an idiot and I feel bad that men are the worst

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tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
For some reason Slava Voynov is practicing with the Kings this morning, what the hell Dean?

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Heaf posted:

More on Slava Voynov

@curtiszupke
Lombardi didn't appear to have an explanation for Voynov when reporters tried to ask him.

What the hell, indeed.

gently caress the Kings

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Pat Clements posted:

Bruce Boudreau was in Slap Shot, though!

The Sharks are inexplicably playing Tye McGinn on the top line with Thornton and Pavelski tonight.

It's not really inexplicable when you take into account that Todd McLellan is an idiot

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

LumpyGumby posted:

The All Star jerseys may have leaked from, of all places, a pin company and well....

Do you like those Black Ice jerseys? Y'know, the all black with neon colors?

No?

Too bad.

The NHL thinks chrome and neon are in style right now

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

The Casualty posted:

Jesus Christ that All Star uniform, hahaha

Re: Voynov, if Lombardi wanted Voynov to be around the team that badly, couldn't he have just had a loving pizza party for him or something? Even if they had some $10,000 cocaine and caviar pizzas, they'd still have come out on top.

Lombardi is the guy who said his biggest concern about Voynov beating his wife was that a felony charge could damage Voynov's career so v:shobon:v

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

MaoistBanker posted:

I'm not going to argue that Dean said something very much to this effect, because he did, but it also should be noted that the guy gives the longest answers of anyone currently managing a pro sports team. In that same conversation he called people who hit their wives "rats". Now, today's actions of course paint a very troubling picture. Obviously, the Kings are attempting to strictly define the borders of Voynov's suspension, perhaps as some larger legal strategy.

Most teams would probably say the same thing as Lombardi unfortunately, so he's not unique in that respect.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Barreft posted:

Oh wow the Blue Jackets are in last place along with the Oilers?? I thought they got a little good.

They got a hot goalie

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Pornographic Memory posted:

Has anybody posted about Tyler Seguin's website here yet because if you need a fix of inspirational Tyler Seguin quotes and black and white pictures of him showing off his tattoos this is the place to go.

Wow I never knew that TS Eliot was Tyler Seguin Eliot

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Rotten Cookies posted:

The Islanders loving rule.

That's cool

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Austrian mook posted:

I don't think that human suffering is funny at all, actually. :colbert:

Why are you a Ducks fan then

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Is this real???

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
If that's the real jersey at least it saves me from having to buy one

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

lol, it's literally their home, away, and thirds just stacked on each other

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Pat Clements posted:

this is amazing. Everyone watch it.


An aside: The fact that non-Sharks fans will be able to recognize maaaaybe John Scott and absolutely no one else in this video is the clearest indication of any actual "youth movement" this team has done, yet the storyline persists anyway.

To be honest I didn't recognize most of the players in costume

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
A holiday video about ugly sweaters? Well at least the stadium series jerseys make sense now

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

LumpyGumby posted:

That collar man...





Just don't know 'bout that collar.

Edit: at least there aren't any front numbers.

Vlasic on SJ's #StadiumSeries jersey: "It looks OK. They probably took a lot of time to decide how it's going to look ... "

" ... and i respect the process, but if I had to give my opinion. I don't know if it's teal or black," Vlasic said. #SJSharks

Vlasic, "It's a jersey that we're going to wear once that I'll probably never buy." Told SJ will wear jerseys more than once, "We will?"

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Number19 posted:

It's been a while since we had an oilers.gif:



I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

The Sharks lost that game

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
I'm glad that the Sharks are playing well but we'll never see Burns moved back to forward at this rate

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Pat Clements posted:

Jagr on Joe Thornton's wing would be the stuff dreams are made of but there's no realistic scenario where he ends up in SJ. The Sharks have called every time he's been available and Jagr doesn't seem interested.

Thornton centering Jagr and Burns would be so good, there wouldn't be a line more fun to watch in the NHL

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

DOOMocrat posted:

Demers has apparently made fast friends with Seguin and Benn.



Literally the most unsurprising news ever

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
Ugh, gross. At least this is going to trial unlike Varlamov.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
Marleau family pictures are the best

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
I am excited to watch this outdoor game with these horrible looking jerseys

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Trevor Bird posted:

james neal got fined $2000 for his award winning dive against the sharks the other night.

https://gfycat.com/RaggedBewitchedAmericanbittern

large gif. i wonder if getzlaf is going to get a fine for his against toronto.

That's a really good dive

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Brodeurs Nanny posted:

Yeah at this point they're gonna be out of it at the deadline and you have to trade Jagr, they could get a 1st for him and this is a nice draft.

I doubt it

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Habibi posted:

The hit in question for anyone (like me) who didn't see the game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zERfGR7MoIc

I mean, Stoner two-hand crosschecks him head first into the boards, and at the time Patches passes off the puck Stoner hasn't even put his second hand on the stick yet. That'd only be a timely hit in my family.

Trigger warning: Ducks announcers

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

dominator posted:

The Blackhawks have done a thing and I don't know if I love it or hate it. I think both?

http://video.blackhawks.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=703516

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

chocolateTHUNDER posted:

Haha what the gently caress, is Scott a regular in the Sharks lineup or something? I knew he played a few games, but is he really in the lineup on a nightly basis :psyduck:

He's not a regular but he's been playing a lot lately because of injuries :scott:

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
At least John Scott doesn't have the mumps

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Kale posted:

John Scott has another loving hearing? Why is this guy even still playing hockey let alone in the NHL? :iiam:

whatever man he scored a goal this year

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

ThinkTank posted:

Not to pile on or anything, but the Oilers have won 36 of their last 117 games. They have not accrued enough points on the last year and half to make the playoffs in an 82 game season.

Good thing they fired the coach

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Look Around You posted:

Pittsburgh Penguins ‏@penguins 45s46 seconds ago
#Pens Coach Johnston said he expects winger Patric Hornqvist to be out a few weeks with a lower-body injury.

:sigh: this season loving sucks. Why can't the Pens have one mostly healthy season? It's just loving ridiculous at this point. We've been missing like 3-4 of our top6 plus at least 2 of our top 4 defensemen at any given time in the past month or so.

Probably because the Penguins' doctors are incompetent

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Mike_V posted:

Paajarvi clears waivers.

why

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tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
it's like a shithead hattrick

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