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 VIEW THE COMPLETE TIMELINE JAN 1: new twitter goes live Feb 5th: an amazon delivery drone flips you off??? wth! MAR 13th: Obama back to his old tricks APRL 1: april fools day... nothing happens APRIL2: terrorist strike MAY 30: new twitter movie rights bought by disney JUNE 24: new study shows raisins are not actually fat-free JULY 4th: the troops come home! AUGUST 5th:  SEPT 11: dominoes introsuces new type of crust..... "it's got ranch!" (R) OCT 30: bill gates gives more money to malaria research and education NOV 2nd: New twitter has its thousandth twet! DEC 25th: we forget the raisin a star war betamax fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Dec 8, 2014 |
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the world continues it's slide into a Fallout-esque hellscape a nuke goes off in the Middle East, the West responds by tightening 'security' laws, pollution and global climate change continues unabated, thousands of species are wiped off the earth rich people fly around in jets that burn more money per flight than most people make in a year
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 here lies raisins, they never scored
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Moridin920 posted:the world continues it's slide into a Fallout-esque hellscape go on...
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Dec 2, 2014 19:45
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the hover car still not a thing
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Dec 2, 2014 19:46
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in one of the summer months we should pencil a a moneymaking scheme based on an insurance policy and a series of magnifying glasses on a hot day
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Dec 2, 2014 19:47
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JUNE: fox news gives sean hannity another hour
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sexy young infidel posted:go on... Mexico descends into brutal civil war, S. America follows suite
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Dec 2, 2014 19:50
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looks like aug. 5 is the day i finally die
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Dec 2, 2014 19:58
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A misanthrope posted:looks like aug. 5 is the day i finally die good
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quote:SEPT 11: dominoes introsuces new type of crust..... "it's got ranch!" (R) excited to see the 11th of september reclaimed as a day of celebration
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when do the truckload of weed arrive?
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a starwar betamax posted:JUNE: fox news gives sean hannity another hour 
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JAN 10th: new cookie monster introduced: Book Monster. he knocks sacred books out of the hands of religeous people and eats them while they cry, at first.... but then learn that their god is dead and the power of athiesm
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Oct 31st: things get 2 spooky then a lil sexy but then spooky agan
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OCT 21: Doc and Marty appear in Hill Valley and the events of Back to the Future II begin.
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Applewhite posted:OCT 21: Doc and Marty appear in Hill Valley and the events of Back to the Future II begin. Actually that was 2013 you clod
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June 2015: Fed up with all his shows continuing to be canceled, Bill Cosby embraces his new-found reputation and opens "Dr. Huxtable's Rape Emporium." In addition to serving all your rape needs, the Rape Emporium also has an official and exclusive "Cosby" Duck Tape that features an ugly sweater pattern. Like this, but Cosbyfied: 
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March 15- go to beach with the fam, but the waters too darn cold and it rains except on the last day! darn it!
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Mike the TV posted:March 15- go to beach with the fam, but the waters too darn cold and it rains except on the last day! darn it! Grim
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Dec 2, 2014 20:12
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December 2015: After a year of working hard on the forums, Lowtax becomes fed up with ungrateful goons and puts on an Edward Scissorhands gimp suit and retreats to his decaying mansion.
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Those clowns in congress are at it again Clowns
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September 2: School is back in session but your new homeroom teacher is *record scratch* JIM CARREY!?
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Applewhite posted:September 2: School is back in session but your new homeroom teacher is *record scratch* JIM CARREY!? September 2 2017: now you're in college, and you go to your first class and your favorite zany teacher is BACK! [Direct to DVD, played by John Leguizamo].
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spooky girlfriend posted:September 2 2017: now you're in college, and you go to your first class and your favorite zany teacher is BACK! [Direct to DVD, played by John Leguizamo]. If only Rodney Dangerfield were still alive. RIP. June 15: you use the bathroom and when you go to wash your hands the sink sprays on you so you look like you peed yourself. Your anxiety kicks in so bad that you poo poo yourself.
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Saalkin posted:good 
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FEB 13: a starwar betamax dies from prolong exposure to computer monitor radiation.
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Snatch Duster posted:FEB 13: a starwar betamax dies from prolong exposure to computer monitor radiation. FEB 18: Starwar Betamax's corpse is still undiscovered.
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December 2015: The new Star Wars comes out and it turns out that Princess Leia is dead and Carrie Fisher was hired to play Jabba the Hut. Everyone agrees this is funny and good, except the tumblrites, who are thus finally discredited for all time.
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Dec 2, 2014 20:34
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sometime august- oboma declares himself eternal dictator of america. republicans are powerless to stop him after he uses white out and permanent marker on the original copy of the constitution
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Dec 2, 2014 20:36
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Applewhite posted:FEB 18: Starwar Betamax's corpse is still undiscovered. Feb 20: Starwar Betamax's corpse discovered, Spanish Manlove asks wife to "borrow it for a couple days" for undisclosed reasons.
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Dec 2, 2014 20:37
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Mar 19: A freak tornado picks up a Kansas City Wal-Mart and deposits it in Munchkinland, crushing all the Munchkins and gouging a crater half a kilometer in diameter. Apr 25: The latest Obama controversy breaks: Obama didn't plant a tree for Arbor Day. And you call yourself an "environmentalist" Mister President? I call you a "hypocrite." May 21: Brad from accounts receivable dies from a dick sucking overdose. What do you think of that, Brad?
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Dec 2, 2014 20:43
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October 17th: Gategate! The 100th fence jumper at the white house sparks national outrage, which the republicans find enough support to impeach the president for incompetence. gets confused in the media with gaygate, wherein the gay somethingawful posters of GBS are scattered to all corners of the internet after the sale of SA, resulting in the entire internet becoming gay as hell
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Dec 2, 2014 20:49
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AUG 22-29: Goonmeet is back! this one held down below the borderline in rural countryside. 12 goons are kidnapped/murdered by cartels
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Dec 2, 2014 20:51
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Doctor J Off posted:AUG 22-29: Goonmeet is back! this one held down below the borderline in rural countryside. 12 goons are kidnapped/murdered by cartels SEPT: 1st: Jan @fart Hedren has a new book coming out.... exclusivly on the nook
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a starwar betamax posted:JUNE: fox news gives sean hannity another hour good
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Libelous Slander posted:October 17th: Gategate! The 100th fence jumper at the white house sparks national outrage, which the republicans find enough support to impeach the president for incompetence. gets confused in the media with gaygate, wherein the gay somethingawful posters of GBS are scattered to all corners of the internet after the sale of SA, resulting in the entire internet becoming gay as hell November 5th: Gategate is still ongoing, with senate impeachment hearings delayed by a failure to come to agreement on budget concerns. Donald Trump gets into a tweet war with Jon Stewart and is too stupid to realize just how badly he is being humiliated.
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may 27: jesus returns but only for a little bit
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a starwar betamax posted:SEPT: 1st: Jan @fart Hedren has a new book coming out.... exclusivly on the nook APRIL 14th 2016: pulitzer prize celebratory party is hastily cancelled
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March 1st: Canada does.... something. Nobody seems to care.
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