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George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
A famous person will die in 2015. Steve Buscemi? It's in the cards

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

George Zimmer posted:

A famous person will die in 2015. Steve Buscemi? It's in the cards

Untitled Celebrity Death Pool (2015)

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008

drat, it's got Colton Dunn? Definitely a must watch

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

George Zimmer posted:

A famous person will die in 2015. Steve Buscemi? It's in the cards

Want to freak people out? Here's a way to do it. Have a card in your wallet accurately predicting the day of your death. All you have to do is have a supply of cards. Every morning, take a card and write "This is the day I die:" and put that day's date. Then, if you accidentally get hit by a bus or succumb to severe coffee burns at McDonalds, you will have a card with that day on it. When the cops or EMTs check you out and look through your wallet for ID and cash, you will freak them out. If you don't die that day, chuck the card and fill out another the next day.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Woof!

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
was expecting the franch fry, a fry filled with ranch

doesnt get much better than 'chup

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Rajjoble posted:

was expecting the franch fry, a fry filled with ranch

doesnt get much better than 'chup

Gotta leave something for 2016 otherwise our lives are......... meaningless

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
March 15 – Taylor Swift drops a previously unannounced acoustic version of 1989

April 14 – Ceasefire brokered between Israel and Hamas

April 15 – Wait nope, never mind

May 5 – Goatse goes mainstream

June 7 – The Late Show with Steven Colbert debuts to lukewarm ratings. My parents remain loyal to Jimmy Fallon.

July 8 – Supreme Court rules capital punishment unconstitutional, institutes capital rape :getin:

September 27 – Simultaneous bombings at several televised college football games

Nov 29 – KFC gets exclusive MTN Dew flavor (Cranberry Blast)

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Jan 20 - george rr martin release a new game of thrones book early much to everyones surprise

jan 21 - everyone reads the book and finds out all of the characters die in the first 2 chapters and are replaced by lovable clowns

april 13 - slobadon malosavich, yassir arafat, and will smith star in a new movie about starting a marshmellow company in north korea

may 4 - scientology revealed to be a hoax after l ron hubbard comes back from a lengthy vacation in missouri

july 28 - us president barak obama learns of a secret plot to create a ranch filled pizza and has all invovled assasinated by the cia

september 30 - thepireatebay opens its first retail location in guam

october 9 - smartphonese declared illegal after hackers learn how to blow up all batteries remotely on comman, useage of beepers increassed rapidly

december 25 - christmas cancelled by the jews after a massive political upheval in the us and esewhere

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
March 3 - beef tendon becomes the new bacon, romanian "Mujdei" the new sriracha.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

What the...

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


October 3rd: A Starwar betamax is shot by Obama in an attempt to prevent further condiment related inventions..

October 5th: A starwar betamax is wired into a dreadnought and continues his service to the Emperor.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

June 23rd - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad holds a long speech that captivates the world. No one can remember what he said and all tapes are deleted. He finishes the speech by coming out as homosexual.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

august 15th: anime intensifies

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

march 29: a robot learns to love. but he loves a same sex robot and conservatives asks if science has gone too far.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


April 3rd: Vince McMahon reveals himself to be the god-emperor of mankind. Space marines descend from the skies but land in the oceans and die.

April 4th: World order remains unchanged. Vince McMahon gets bored and buys an SA account.

April 16th: Vince McMahon is loved by all goons. He leads a coup against lowtax and defeats the goon-lord with a pile-driver.

April 17th: lowtax swears revenge.

April 20th: Adolf Hitler rises from his grave.

April 22nd: Hitler fucks some homeless dude, returns to his grave once more.

April 32nd: Emperor McMahon discovers that lowtax still legally owns Something Awful. Vince gets permabanned from SA. lowtax becomes the goon-lord once more. McMahon gets frustrated and goes back to the WWE.

May 1st: World order still unchanged.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Hoverboards :colbert:

Perhaps a penguin
Dec 12, 2009
A new and exciting gray-market recreational drug will hit shelves as a type of wig powder, with many interesting and unintended side effects. :catdrugs: :dong:

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
December 6: Hanukkah begins

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011
13 December 2015 - 1 year aniversary of me 5ing this thread

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Syndic Thrass posted:

13 December 2015 - 1 year aniversary of me 5ing this thread

In a hundred years this will be a bigger holiday than Christmas and Hanukkah combined.

We should all be very proud to have been on the ground floor of this world changing game changer.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
The gam has change

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Doctor J Off posted:

A star war beta man you are doing a great job and we all appreciate it

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