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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Maybe the aliens didn’t know what water was before they landed

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Maybe the aliens aren't weak to just water. They're weak to all the hosed up pollution and microplastics in Earth's water.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I like the movie a lot up till the goofy rear end ending. If it had been a little different I think it would be an all timer up there with Six Sense.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Couldn't Split up Tango & Cash

I will always love Signs and think it's the one M. Night movie that I find easiest to go back to and watch and enjoy despite already knowing the twists. Glad the guys seemed to enjoy it too even though there's obviously plot holes (honk honk)

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
My big brain take is that the water is not deadly to the aliens, its actually faith. The whole movie is about losing/reclaiming faith, it's mentioned that the 'weakness' is first discovered in middle east where there isn't exactly a bunch of water, every contrived thing that leads to the end of the movie is based on 'having faith', water is used to baptize people irl, and I have to believe that aliens that can traverse space are not stupid enough to land on a planet that is like 80% covered by and routinely has storms full of 'MY ONE WEAKNESS!'.

So it's not water that kills the aliens, it's faith.

Which is even dumber.

The movie is moody, though.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
its a bad plot contrivance that also doesn't really stand up to what we've already seen in the movie, like how tf is a dude that is allergic to water to the point where it makes their skin sizzle walking through the RAIN FOREST in brazil or through a growing cornfield? You ever walk through tall grass in the spring or summer? You're gonna get soaked.

But aside from that it does what M. Night is good at, presenting a creepy atmosphere.

Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Knock at the Cabin all rule though.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

enigmahfc posted:

My big brain take is that the water is not deadly to the aliens, its actually faith. The whole movie is about losing/reclaiming faith, it's mentioned that the 'weakness' is first discovered in middle east where there isn't exactly a bunch of water, every contrived thing that leads to the end of the movie is based on 'having faith', water is used to baptize people irl, and I have to believe that aliens that can traverse space are not stupid enough to land on a planet that is like 80% covered by and routinely has storms full of 'MY ONE WEAKNESS!'.

So it's not water that kills the aliens, it's faith.

Which is even dumber.

The movie is moody, though.

I'm pretty sure that is the intended reading, yeah.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I mean that’s fine but it could have been better thought out. Never really thought about it till they mentioned it but Shyamalan knows how to direct, he gets poo poo on a lot (rightfully so), but he does know what he’s doing. Fuckers made me want to watch Trap now.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
In memory of Gene Hackman, cross posting this:

Favorite/Best Gene Hackman role or movie?

I gotta say Unforgiven because he stole that poo poo right out from under Clint Eastwood

The Firm was pretty great and I forgot all about The Conversation.

Hoosiers is probably his...largest role, I'd say. The one where he's truly front and center and he loving crushed that poo poo.

loving LEX LUTHOR for the first time on the big screen in Superman

Couple things that came up about Hackman talking about him at work today

- Christ, no one knew he was 95. I sure as poo poo didn't.

- One guy said that if he were to sum him up in one word, it would be "believable" and I thought was pretty apt. He never took you out of a film with lovely acting EVER

- Did he ever give a bad performance?

- Someone said he always looked old(ish) and never really looked different or seemed to age. Dude started out looking 50 or 60 and ALWAYS looked that way.

How many films have WHM done with him in it? A LOT I think.

Hackman was always loving great.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

They should do June the month of Gene

The Replacements
Antz
Heartbreakers
Night Moves

WHM: French Connection

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Signs is better and more entertaining that The Sixth Sense

Leatherhead
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still

I've got a soft spot for The Quick and the Dead in general, but Hackman is one of the best parts. He manages to infuse what should be this cartoon villain with a fair amount of depth and pathos, WITHOUT trying to play him for sympathy.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

March Dispatch is here!

Say what? The schedule in advance?! It's the least we could do! By subscribing to this newsletter, you get a sneak peek at what and when we're putting out for Listener Request Month!

March 4th – Link (1986)

March 11th – 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag

March 18th – A Low Down Dirty Shame

March 25th – Wish Upon (2017)

Patreon Episodes:

March 6th -- We Love Movies – In The Line of Fire

March 13th -- MELR0210: 90210: “Parental Guidance Recommended” (s3, e20) Melrose Place: “Non-Sexual Healing” (s3, e5)

March 20th -- Animation Damnation: Daria: “Depth Takes a Holiday” (s3, e4)

March 21st -- Gleep Glossary: Malakili, The Rancor Keeper

March 27th -- The Nexus: Deep Space Nine “Fascination" (s3, e10) / Deep Space Nine: "The Visitor" (s4, e2)

March 28th – The Gamementary

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

enigmahfc posted:

My big brain take is that the water is not deadly to the aliens, its actually faith

My big brain take at the time of release was "She clearly states that the water 'has amoebas in it' ergo the weakness is actually amoebas" and I'm sticking to that

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Couldn't Split up Tango & Cash

Big lol at Eric's bit during the Low Down Dirty Shame episode about choosing your background when being sentenced to death by firing squad.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
been mainlining melr0210 and the billy voice sure is something else, just listened to the mingo episode.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

been mainlining melr0210 and the billy voice sure is something else, just listened to the mingo episode.

HOH!!

I don’t think I retained a single thing about this week’s movie but Clint Eastwood IS: The Ally is my favorite bit in a while

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I wish Billy actually did talk like that. He’s so boring in every clip I’ve seen.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

The Billy tangent was great, this was a really great episode. "Steve is the exact opposite of Will Smith" had me irl laughing

Yarrington
Jun 13, 2002

While I will admit to a certain cynicism, I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another.
My favorite is when it seeps in by accident, Andrew had a couple exasperated HUHs with 8 heads in a duffel bag that were amusingly close to Billy-voice

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
It's funny.

I rented 8 Heads in a Duffle Bag once by accident because I got the title mixed up with Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I guess it was due to the combination of numbers and implied violence in the name (plus I may have been was very likely high) but somehow I wound up watching a vastly inferior film and, at the time, wondered what the gently caress all the hype was surrounding this supposedly kick rear end Guy Ritchie dude I'd heard so much about.

I listened to the WHM episode and I don't remember one damned thing about the film except that it really sucked. Not even sure I finished it.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


So blessed to hear Jesse Ventura return in the Low Down Dirty Shame episode.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Splint Chesthair posted:

So blessed to hear Jesse Ventura return in the Low Down Dirty Shame episode.

Lol that was a great episode. References to Happiness, It's a Wonderful Life and Jesse Ventura.

Tac Dibar
Apr 7, 2009

Supportive ally Clint Eastwood was my favourite.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
im watching brainscan on shudder and gently caress this needs to be an episode, I have to set a reminder in my phone to suggest it next year

mweber
Dec 24, 2003
Have I got news for you!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Jeremy!

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

welp I know what I'm doing later!

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

mweber posted:

Have I got news for you!

Ah, it's not in the patreon feed, that explains why nothing popped up.

Gah 9 years ago kill meee

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

You're in for a treat, that's one of my favorite episodes.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

it’s not even columbus day yet

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




It was a good episode since I remember Jeremy to this day.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Couldn't Split up Tango & Cash

A lot of in sink garbage disposal slander in this last episode and I won't stand for it

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

explosivo posted:

A lot of in sink garbage disposal slander in this last episode and I won't stand for it

explain thyself

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

explosivo posted:

A lot of in sink garbage disposal slander in this last episode and I won't stand for it

I haven't listened to the episode yet, but like what, do they make fun of in sink garbage disposals? Where else do they go?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Couldn't Split up Tango & Cash

Nah they just sound extremely suspicious of garbage disposals, possibly from a lifetime of watching bad movies where people get torn to poo poo by one. But I think they're nice to have and I don't think I've lived in an apartment that didn't have one. Maybe they're less common in NY?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
People with old world pipes don't believe you can just feed a whole Costco rotisserie chicken straight down your kitchen drain no sweat

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

You’d think after getting a super sad Gleep Glossary and Nexus for Listener Request Month they wouldn’t plant the idea of a Requiem For A Dream WLM in the audience’s heads because guess what I will submit every year for now on.

maximum joy
Mar 27, 2007

hug each other without saying anything
That was already my submission, hahaha

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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

explosivo posted:

Maybe they're less common in NY?

Bip Roberts posted:

People with old world pipes don't believe you can just feed a whole Costco rotisserie chicken straight down your kitchen drain no sweat

I think like a decade ago when AOC got elected she didn’t know what a garbage disposal even was and the ensuing online discourse is what I think informed me that yeah places like NYC with old plumbing flat out don’t have disposals because it would lead to plumbing problems in apartment buildings.

Part of it may be them exaggerating for obvious comedic effect, but since they’re all from NY for sure they had periods where they flat out didn’t have them.

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